Tell me a shocking truth about your country

Tell me a shocking truth about your country.

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We eat sopa de macaco

The holocaust didn't actually happen

That just makes Germans look even more pathetic

We aren't a perfect utopia.

It sucks if you're dirt poor.

>tfw broke

The shocking truth of Worst Korea (ok ignore my flag) is that the whole country has been doing mental gymnastics to think that they got independence from Japan with their own effort. I hated that bullshit and left there. I will never go back

we're not really that polite

our women aren't actually as hot as everyone claims

We have much more Poos and islamic poos than chinks

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
stop denying our greatest achievement

can't you get jailed for saying such things, hans?

untrue

Pack your bags.

we paint blackbears into panda.

>can't you get jailed for saying such things, hans?
No, you only get jailed for denying it, so would theoretically be jailed

Every mexican knows at least one person who lives or has moved to USA

We are not white and South Italy is third world

We actually speak Mexican.

We love tea much more than vodka and tea deprivation makes us suffer

Our politicians believe in eugenics and that certain races are superior to others.

>flag
That's not shocking at all

Americans are actually very curious and nice to foreigners as long as they don't look Muslim.

This is actually true, Americans love foreigners who aren't muslim (or illegals).

Some cartographers are so ignorant as to not even feature us on maps of the world.

Every Mexican household has a bottle of Worcestershire sauce

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I'm serious, we put it in pizza, in beer and to seafood and chips
We use it to marinate stuff and to season

Are you denying the polish death camps and the historic persecution of the jewish people in poland even before the Germans recruited you to exterminate them?

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We aren't Nordic.

poland, what are you doing?

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We work in UK becuase we earn half a year income in a month there. But despite that we still come back to our motherland.

We are nazis.

MOOOODS

Fuck this guy

I'm posting my best leg + heels fetish photos

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you're me? i thought only south korea and japan in asia are that retarded racists but singapore

If i was gonna get banned for cp i would go all out, none of this child modelling shit

You think this is shocking to me

>The Best at beating fukken disrespectful haters and bullies
Kazakhstan, kek

we are not baby eating snow orcs awaiting to annex and rape the baltics at the smallest chance

I don't

It is shocking to me that you cant do shit about it.

Are you saying the American media is exaggerating?

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agreed.
why would we go to the baltics when ukraine and belarus are not annexed and raped yet.

I dont have a problem with latvians

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Thats cool m8, thanks to you guys we can live just fine, if we would do the same jobs in latvia we wouldnt affor nothing at all except the bread and tax payments.

It would be nice if you stopped people trafficking and murdering people thougg

Proof?

there's no such thing as romanian, only gypsies

Buttfucking your male friends when you're feeling horny and there's no female around is totally acceptable and not gay at all.

We are corrupt.

we often eat "curry bread"

Pizza is actually hard to digest.
It can improve with ananas though.

We're Greek

were not commies

is this a MENA meme?

slavshits

its the truth

Brazil is a black-on-black racist cunt

No one is really shocked burgerfriend

We don't have feminism because our women has already more rights than men.
Death camps were built after WWII.

>this is a little faggot speak out his sick fantasies episode

They say Icelanders are really nice and it's one of the best places to visit, but in reality we only treat the tourists nicely. This place is a shithole and its inhabitants are just as bad.

Pardo-on-pardo
fix'd

brazil heavily inclined to join the axis power

Scotland is not a country

We microwave our water before a shooting

We are the most blue pilled country in the world contrary to popular belief

>women are bossy and bitchy like the western ones

>One town has an openly gay mayor and we have a transgender politician as well.

>being gay wasn't illegal here even back in the middle ages

>we were the only country in Europe to not have any religious conflicts in XVIth century because we welcomed all religions and ethnicities including kikes

>kikes in turn collaborated with bolsheviks and it's not a conspiracy theory but a fact, that's the reason why we are antisemitic today and you should never ever let them in

>we actually occupied Moscow for 2 years we didn't always lose wars

>young people here are about as conservative as americans are white women fuck niggers if they have the chance, polish men often shill nigger women altough never have the chance to fuck 'em aside from the guy who banged Aleksandra Szwed

>we do in fact have black people here

>Sapkowski is a complete cunt

In Japan, if a woman says it is "molester", I can not overthrow it.
Women kill men by words.

We produce more than bananas and coffe

>bluepilled

We hate our country and our people more than you can expect .

drop bears aren't actually true

oh and there are big black cats like panthers reported all over the country, with scratchmarks / bitemarks on cows and myself seeing one of them

Have fun travelling 'straya!

Forest wifi really isn't a thing here

The best at being adorable, also

We are white

Aboriginals are the fastest growing segment of our population.

We microwave instant coffee

Maybe Brampton, but Canada as a whole has a lot more Chinese than browns.

>Sapkowski is a complete cunt
He's an interesting mix of witty guy combined with bitter asshole and old man who refuses to acknowledge new mediums

We actually really like foreigners here if they aren't illegals or Muslims. For instance a Belgian kid moved to my town once and started attending my high school and everyone wanted to get to know him / politely ask him about Europe. Also my roommate is South Korean.

We're also very easily impressed with regard to language. If you can speak two or more languages in America that aren't Spanish you'll definitely make a good impression on some burgers.

finns are 100% european and white

:3
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A lot of French collaborate with Germany during WW2.

>a shocking truth

We are full