/brit/

Kittens edition

fourloko is banned in canada

fourloko is banned in canada

>another poof edition

the gf doing some redecorating in the flat

why post it before 310 then you fucking runt

fourloko is banned in canada

>not an option

Why? If you are serious, then there's no distance that would be enough

need to fuck a lad

mostly solo masturbation and a banana deep throat

24379A5
CUTE

ah yes failing all of my exams very impressive

no we're not in there you silly paddy twat

Might kill myself

IT'S IN THE EVENING AFTER DARK

THE BLACK LEG MINER GOES TO WORK

WITH HIS MOLESKIN PANTS

AND HIS DIRTY SHIRT

THERE GOES THE BLACKLEG MINER

need a bf

anime

my mum has high functioning autism

THE NUMBERS, MASON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

yes we are you dirty little gayboy

Take a few foreigners out before you go

really want aisha to shit down my throat

reckon I'm only with my gf because all my family and friends really like her and because I've booked a holiday with her

really really want to be single though

black leg?
not a chance

black leggings?
i'm a fan

why are there so many fucking gays in these threads? I know the uk has pretty high homosexuality rates but jesus

wish all streets were cobbled

Then please fuck off back to /cum/.

mostly bicurious men

*walks towards whilst licking my chops*

whom'st wants to fuck?

probably going to miss it then
same happened the other week on the canelo card, I watched the first round the lemiuex fight and the stream was being all buggy and I was smashed out my mind so I ended up giving up and going to sleep. He ended up getting a vicious KO too

davis is that little slick memefighter mayweather is backing isn't he? I think I watched his last fight and he looked somewhat impressive, whether its all flair or substance remains to be seen

apparently rhe jap fights on saturday will be good, but they're on like 11am ish UK time

don't be a hater sweetie

>calling me bent
sounds like wishful thinking

why? fucking awful for feet and wheels and inefficient
hate this pointless nostalgia

anyone know what happened to that lad who posted some manifesto on Sup Forums a few years ago, utv or something

keep posting legs and that

How can you seriously vote for the bloody tories?

probably got sectioned

going to do a 'cide
see you lads

please fuck off back to britfa.gs

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only labour will stop the tories holocaust on the disabled

makes everything look pretty

anyone remember the cuckio meme

banged my head off the window earlier because the bus was rattling to fuck from the cobbles

if you wanna see cobbles fuck and watch corrie, they're shit

Wish yanks would fuck off

yeah but they look nice

>would like the yank to leave
>would also like the ridiculous amounts of bentposting to slow down or stop
the radcen dilemma
gonna go make a brew now aye

Got a personal record of 30 (THIRTY) (you)s in the last thread. That mean almost 10% of all posts were directed at me. Quite proud 2bh.

ARGHHH

im wasting my fucking life

why are you on the international board of Sup Forums if you don't want to see yanks?

I found the video gallery, it's better than having to search i guess

G1AED032

The codes are for motherless. Just i'd clarify because i know how many of you lads are redditors and didn't graduate from Sup Forums so you never learned about motherless

thick logs of hot steaming stinking shit come out of that arse every day

cobbled streets are shit
smeg off

>30 posts is 10% of a thread

you're right. this is shockingly low.

/brit/ threads should be at least 450 posts, janny had it right

idk why people were saying i was gay in the last thread if i only kiss him to seem open minded and sexually liberated like i wouldn't suck a guys cock outside of a threesome it's the same idea with this

>hates traditional british values like cobbled streets
go home

just been redpilled on motherless

omg based oldfag!!

kiss me gay boy

As I was going to Darby, Sir,
All on a market day,
I met the finest Ram, Sir,
That ever was fed on hay.

This Ram was fat behind, Sir,
This Ram was fat before,
This Ram was ten yards high, Sir,
Indeed he was no more.

The Wool upon his back, Sir,
Reached up unto the sky,
The Eagles made their nests there, Sir,
For I heard the young ones cry.

started to worry about this rothschild situation lads

>idk why people were saying i was gay in the last thread
>i wouldn't suck a guys cock outside of a threesome

tradition means nothing unless it's practical and efficient

disgusting benders are a blight on /brit/ and britain

getting my black nigger mate to suck me off tonight again lads

bad goy

i agree they look nice but cycling on cobbles is horrendous

newfags cant triforce

>didn't graduate from Sup Forums
you clearly didnt since your enabling newfags ya newfag

given up cycling because I get too many punctures

anyone here been to many strip clubs?
redpill me need some tits rubbed in my face

business idea: tiled streets

t. working class dave

wish everyone but my flag would fuck off from this international board

dodgy as fuck website that

well yeah if it's a two guy one girl threesome it's kind of against the spirit of it to not kiss the guy or suck him off a bit right at the end of the day you're still fucking a girl as well makes it not gay

no don't want to so don't have to

>cycling

HOWLING AND SCREAMING IN UTTER TERROR

bum is fucking itchy again

why do I keep getting pinworms

they're pure meme in all honesty. no lad goes to the strip club unironically

Im not judging lad, stick a penny in get a pounding

you're in for a disappointment because you can't touch them nor will they rub their tits in your face

we had a 1500-post thread earlier today so it all averages out fine

business idea: solar roads

i didnt know what the codes were for before he said they were for motherless tbf

>dave
kek good guess

you're trolling, right? that's very gay

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business idea: chairs that are bikes so you can cycle as you 'chon

I've had a MMF threesome before and not once did we kiss each other let alone suck off

you're seriously fucking bent mate

>traditional british values
>cobbled streets
oh fuck off

honestly through all my years on Sup Forums I never learnt how successfully triforce despite actually knowing how to do it, it never seemed to fit.

MMF threesomes are gay

it works i mean maybe it's not necessary as i maybe pull half the time anyway but most times we do it we get at least one girl

don't see how it's gay, i mean threesomes can't just be double penetration the whole time obviously you want to do that to degrade the girl a bit or fuck her at both sides but you have to kiss the girl or suck him off a bit too otherwise it isn't a proper threesome

hahaha

fucking kiss me you cunt

what does pawg mean

wipe your bum
you've got shit there

cobbled streets aren't particularly British, they have them across Europe and even in the USA

need a twink gf

poo and willy gay

NEED a gf who looks like a bf who looks like a gf

I've had like 1 in the past 8 months and there is loads of broken glass in my city

what type of tyres and environment are you cycling on
i've been to one once when all my m8s from work wanted to go so I tagged along, I just got a drink and sat at a table while they all went off for lapdances, every stripper in there came and spoke to me and then when I told them I wasn't getting a dance they all left me alone

pls note i am not an autist I just don't like the whole atmosphere of stripclubs and thought the entire thing was a waste of money. Some of the girls did have great bodies though

doesn't that make it a bit awkward though? can't imagine doing it without at least some kissing

no fuck off