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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH

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1 nothing wrong with me

2 nothing wrong with me

which one are you lads from? NG2 here

hahah LADS LADS LADS oi oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

3 nothing wrong with me

something wrong with me

>no edition edition
NOT a fan

something definitely wrong with me

sorting out my pictures today
got lots of transparent pngs for edits if u likes

4 nothing wrong with me

the state of that crop

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I'm sorry Ms. Jackson!

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he's going to make one ugly fucking bird

yep thats a field

Don't care about any of you, you're all nothing more than a source of entertainment for me.

haHAA /brit/ humour

*cringes*

i mostly just trial&error with magic wand

Actually it's a crop

You have been mislead

Let my bollocks hit the floor.

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taking a sickie off work today just to lie in bed

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nothing real with me

>twitch emotes outside of twitch chat

>In what accent does this rhyme in any fashion
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Use the quick selection one in the same category, or select by colour range depending on the picture.

Also a bit of eraser & history brush only takes a minute or so.

so none?

>went to bed at 9 last night to get a good sleep
>woken up at 11 by flatmate mong swearing and banging because of fifa
>woken up again at 2 by other flatmate mong swearing, shouting and banging because of his chinky moba
>woken up at 4:30 by the birdcucks

probs only got 5 hours of sleep cos it takes me so long to get to sleep lol

will be informing tim of this post

buy earplugs

note: this one isnt transparent

thats an /eire/ artists impression of kev u wanksock

>yegger
>temper rhymes with cancer
hmm

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already wear some, doesn't help

Hmm, I went to sleep at 9am and woke up at 12:30pm.

At least I don't have a job to attend.

You don't mean that.

drat!

looks like cwc

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I think I have the physique to pull off a male romper

shut the fuck up your petrol huffing bogan scum, your accent is worse than cancer.

buy better ones

HOWLING

is this what our resident yanks all sound like

>.gif

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>male romper

it's just a pair of shorts but attached to a shirt

what happened?

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>gif
fuck off

>go to club
>see girl used to fuck
>okay this is an easy lay
>dance with her all night
>kiss her a bit
>she says i can't stay over because she has work the next day
what a waste of an evening two girls even came up to talk to me during the night

>is this what our resident yanks all sound like
w-what's wrong with it?

needs a sound version with this:
youtu.be/bbS-Zhz31CA

didnt actually check if any of these were transparent btw just put everything with a white background together l0l

failed-chad btfo

Having bisque with buttered toast lads

>want to like the sun because i REALLY hate scouse twats
>the sun is absolutely shite about everything, even compared to the express and mail

hmm

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Hey, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I’m not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you’re “easy”. So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you’re attractive, so what do you think? Haha

deserved it to be honest, i went traveling just after we were shagging and she messaged me saying she bought me a present and i didn't reply until i got back two months later, probably sees it as revenge lol

do some more vocaroos la'

*Fart*

>"the sun" is a paper to brits because it's such an abstract concept otherwise

anyone have the fullsize mark pic? this is a thumbnail

I'm English my accent is amazing

I think you mean the S*N

>tabloids are shite
No shit, Sherlock.

give me something to say

these were me

not likely

>girl doesn't reply to my text for three days
>ghost her forever

"I am a hungry hungry nigger. I like to eat fried chicken all day. I am a hungry hungry nigger and Elton John is gay"

late night edition pic

>eating bacon butty watching mock the week
>mum yells for me
>tells me to take out trash
>say back to her "trash, fuck off yank"
>she says what?
>I say fuck off you stupid bint
>she leaves confused
>hear da stomping down corridor
>can hear him because yanks are fat cunts
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my mom again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off yank"
>he slaps me
>I cry and utter "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He tells me Ive never left the country, let alone do I own a passport
>he leaves
>slams the door
>only noise left in the room is my sobbing and the sound of my arsenal posters rustling from the breeze of the door slam

Hate being a yank

uhh I think you'll find three of those posts were me friendo

all me

doing the same thing aahhhhhhhhhh lmao

Irn-bru
Birmingham
Edinburgh
Twat

poz my neghole and call me dave

i made this to mock a canadian who used to post here

>she views my instagram stories
>have hers hidden will never look at them again

With all the talk of the death of the Labour Party, it seems we may have missed the sorry state the Lib Dems were in

haha sorry me again

Not a single one of May's policies are actually policies

ahh yes... politicies... very....interesting....indeed

they have the best manifesto out right now

mentioned

fairly attractive ubereats courier tonight lads
that's a rarity

Help me out lads I need a (You) so I can use the telephone and call my friend I SWEAR

sent me a message today asking if one of our courses has tutorials tomorrow
my guess is as good as hers and you can just look it up on the uos outline

hahaha... BOO!

hahahahahaha, ahaha

beautiful eyes tbf

I'll call the policies on you if you keep that attitude up

doing a read too

oi m888 you got a (You) so I can get the bus 'ome?

or you got a phone m8 so I see the time?

started my job as an ubereats courier tonight, hope the customers like me x

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