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anime

'nce

anime OUT

i think we can all agree with need 2 different /brit/: /brit/ and /virginruntcage/

So if you love me then listen: mind your own fucking business! If you love me enough to stay, then please love me enough to stay...enough to stay away

hate the left. love scientific racism

>carling

umm i think we agreed in the last thread that from now on we're /britvirgin/

cannae believe there was someone in the last thread fucking a girl in a wheelchair
what kind of troglodytes do i share this general with

I think we can all agree with need 2 different /brit/: /pints/ and /koppparberg/

roaring

if you watch eastenders you deserve to endure (((their))) agenda

good to see i started a new meme

>i think we can all agree with need 2 different /brit/: /brit/ and /virginruntcage/

fantastic image but not a fan of the text

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hmmmmm

>mummy started dating a black man
>black guy refers to me as "boy" and "kid"
>grabs my mum's ass in front of me
>always makes jokes about how big his dick is around me and my mum
>yesterday at lunch he put a baby carrot next to a normal carrot and asked mum to decide who belonged to who
>mum of course played along and gave me the baby carrot
>lose it and decide I need to get this prick out of my life
>called him a nigger this afternoon hoping he'd assault me and mum would end the relationship
>instead he calls me a virgin loser and tells me to go to my room and wait for my punishment
>30 minutes ago he starts having loud sex with her both of them yelling like it's the end of the world
>realize this is my punishment
>tfw I'm actually entertaining violent thoughts I'm so pissed off

I reckon we need a few lads like that though, otherwise who'll fuck the wheelchair girls? they deserve a shag too I reckon

Jeremy Corbyn? Fucking right I'll vote for him.

where do you even meet wheelchair bound girls though?

Just saw a car with the label "fake taxi" on the back. What does this mean

Got a team working on my new gimmick

Do most people convert their loft into a master bedroom?

awn it baws

Proof

skateparks

not sure, not like they'll be in the club dancing

maybe on tinder?

new gimmick is currently with the R&D department

cant fucking help myself

just paid for my lunch with bitcoin, welcome to the future

My girlfriend accidently walked in one of those before

Can't get off to fake taxi porn knowing the guy is some ugly, fat bald chav

it's a fake taxi

been really in asian girls lately

>Scottish breakfast
>it's a full English with some haggis slapped on the side
apt analogy

HE SAID YES!!

Too many americanisms to be a British story. Clearly stolen from elsewhere.

Ooooooooo Caaaaanaadaaaaaaaa

Same

Bottom of the stairs outside non-wheelchair accesible buildings.

*checks date*

umm sweaty, it's not the 29th of feb xx

HOOTING at the absolute possibily of someone letting a girl propose to him

just popping down to the wheelchair store to hunt for some fanny lads

legit seen more young girls (2) in clubs in wheelchairs than just rolling around normally (1)

square sausage, tattie scone and black pudding

everything between scotland and england is very similar with small differences, you mong

Full English has black pudding too you silly boy

Dot Asian or eye Asian?

>pint of lager

Yeah no thanks, Chief.

Got any real ale?

>young girls
'nce

>BLACK pudding
rorke

I was explaining scottish breakfast doesn't have haggis, you daft cunt

desu in america we don't usually refer to anyone west of nepal as asian

Thing is if you're a wheelie in an office, the other girls HAVE to invite you on night outs or it'll look like they're being discriminatory

dot asians are ten THOUSAND times better than slopes

who needs brakes when it's all downhill from here

not the best start to the thread
hitting the (You) target may be a stretch

I know, but you're posting in /brit/. Learn to assimilate babe

the fuck does that mean you abo dickhead

nonce

That's because you call arabs white you find filthy shitskin
alerting the authorities

'nce

JANNY

/cum/

Theresa May is weak! WEAK!!!

will do, i appreciate the advice.

DROPPED. SHE'S BACKTRACKING ON BREXIT

RETURN TO UKIP LADS

im a runt

...

she said again and again that there will be no membership of the EU free market

that means actually out of the EU

no you're not

GET OUT

Lads I honestly feel stressed because I need to shag every fit girl I see, and I see a LOT

i don't see the big deal she'd be cute if she wasn't in a wheelchair

tinder

How succesful are you on tinder

>man
>men
vocaroo this

got 2 A*s at a level mate, bet you regret making that allegation now haha

dickhead

i like this pic

proofs???

6 days nofap and I NEED to wank

did you know she was in a wheelchair when you saw her?

...

*blocks your path*

couple of matches per sesh

shagged a decent bird off it once, been on about 4 dates

never used it

why cant foreigners understand our fucking vowels

>Im not dumb i did A levels
SCREECHING at this CHILD

scared ta yews it mah self esteam cannae tak the hit

not until after we'd sexted, wasn't planning to meet up with her but she said she was in a hotel room and asked if i wanted to come over, i figured why not it's a life experience you know, second time i went to her house and it was much weirder as it was the daytime and i was sober, decided then to stop it there but not after shagging a few times

...

What are the etiquettes? You banter and try and get a date or go straight for a shag?

i'm not dumb i got an A* in english literature and an A* in psychology

seeing him comb his hair made me so wet

>TFW 4 A level masterrace

*: denotes special ed grading scheme

imagine not living in the south west

braintlet btec pe cunt

umm

what is he doing

don't know you it's the hardest language in the world to learn

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