Be american

>be american
>get truck'd

ahahahah not so funny anymore, isn't it americunts?

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he didn't drive so good

It was a drunk driver, spaghetti man

3 Bud lights will do that to an American.

>1 dead
Pleb
youtu.be/1Ms3sBuPKWs

Every Dead American Is A Good One.
9/11 best day of my life
Pearl harbor best day of my life
Benghazi best day of my life

CAR'd

What country are you from?
Why do you feel this way about Americans?

Mehmet

Americans didn't think anyone else getting driven over by a truck was funny.
Where did you get this idea?

Sharts assume im some muslim goatfucker, they dont realize europeans hate americans

anti-americanism is transversal in most european politic groups for different reasons

then why do you make fun whenever there's a terrorist attack in europe?

death to the west amirite

>Why do you feel this way about Americans?
Most people feel this way about the USA, user. Your nation does a great job of keeping your people in an isolated bubble which only Mexicans can pass through.

Death to america and uk, make western europe great again

America isn't the "west", you braindead Paki.

Hello 'Sheed, marry any of your cousins lately?

>angl*s

get out of my thread

I am Greek.

Maybe next time dont lecture us about our own country fattie.

BOMBEN AUF ENGLAND
>BOMBEN AU ENGLAND
BOMBEN AUF ENGLAND
>BOMBEN AU ENGLAND
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>BOMBEN AU ENGLAND
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Oh we know most of the world feels this way. It's a meme to us. The vast majority of us have never interacted with someone from another country but we are universally hated.
Almost no Americans make fun of Europeans for being attacked. You're assuming normal Americans are like the freak shows that you find on the internet.

It's a shame that we are represented by basement dwellers and our government and our celebrities. Most Americans are just like you all.

Unlike you, I am an Anglo-saxon.
Your nation is the West to the rest of the Western world as a local travelling circus act is to Cirque du Soleil.
Now waddle along, you fat spic mongrel.

>Almost no Americans make fun of Europeans for being attacked.
Yeah, you live in a fucking bubble alright.

Most americans are obese and think they singlehandedly won ww2. Thats enough impression for me

>4channers are different from normies

no, normies are only fake faces, they always smile and cheer, but whenever they go home they go to the internet and reveal their real self

We are the naked representation of humans, a person without a facade, we are the core of a man

>make western europe great again
You understand you were an irrelevant backwater by our standards well up until the late 19th century? You're thieves and glory hounds, nothing more.

No one feels this way about Americans, just extremely butthurt krauts.

>Unlike you, I am an Anglo-saxon.

Alri Bruce O'Neill. Btw America has unequivocally contributed far more to Western art, science, technology and industry than your colonial backwater.

Murrishartsbtfo

>200bln trade deficit
>Mass rape unsolved and tried to be uncovered
I can go on if you'd like paki
Yeaa hmm nice history inbred islander.

Not quite. Sup Forums attracts those people who were already freaks. I could ask every soul I met in a day if they use Sup Forums and I wouldn't meet one person who knew wtf I was talking about. You never get to interact with the vast majority of Americans. You will never know them or understand them. You will always hate them based on a inaccurate impression of them.

>"Most Americans are just like you all."

Hahahahaha no

>times square
>only manages to get 19

What a loser

Lets be realistic here if you is an actual German he it's only mad because he got cucked by a soldier

Suck your overlords fleshy sausage, tasty and fatty like your momma
Mjaam mjaam

>made major western countries fight between them with a single thread

eheheheheh

Mr 60% heritage faggot, what you sayin'?

based Germania, pls invade my latin boipucci and show me your barbarian strength

Your a turk or some one whose asshurt because you got cucked by a soldier

Most Americans are not obese. A larger than normal percentage of them are obese and that is very unfortunate but not a reason to hate people. That's shallow.
They also don't think they won WWII singlehandedly.

LITTLE
GERMAN
FERTILITY RATES

First the romans, than the niggerfatties over the ocean

There is no "West European" civilisation. You were basically animals living in a medieval-like squalor until the Ruhr had poached enough industrial science and kind-hearted British businessmen to jump-start some semblance of civilised development. Four times the population of Britain and less than half the industrial output at the start of the century. Why are you trying to take credit for a world you had no part in?

Nice point futballfag

Kek

Posting this because it's hilarious how delusional Germs are after a hundred years living in their own little world:
>Heaven knows, we have seen poverty and wretchedness enough in our own land! – for years we made the study of it, and the investigation of all its phases, a special vocation…But we tell you, reader, we never saw such wretchedness, such squalor, such rude housing, such meanness in beggary, such utter want of truth and friendship in the terrible struggle to live, in the darkest dens, nor among the most luckless of the vagrants congregated in the British metropolis, as are to be found even in the families of the middle-class citizens of Saxony.
>Germans spent the whole day ‘in an offensive state of dirt and slovenliness’, all the women of whatever class looked like charwomen, while ‘the German serving-maid…is the very incarnation of everything that is loathsome to a person of the least refinement…She is the most dirty and slatternly trollop in appearance’.

Dude don't bother replying to the Turk

>Turk
Thats the only phrase amerisharts come up with, so cute and so SAD
Obese people cost too much, enough reasons to hate them
Who cares? We are the boss now, backwater inhabitant

Inducing anglo butthurt is fun, and it is only low effort bait lol.

>be american
>get car'd

t. urcik ergun

>they think im turk but secretly know that im saying the truth

Only speaking the truth. Germans have no future. The government is replacing them and the survivors will be house wives for American soldiers or breeding machines for Muslims

>t. Jamie, alt right aka Doesnt know shit

Reunification was a mistake. I say we give East Germany to Poland and the rest can be unincorporated municipalities under Dutch military administration.

Good post.

>The vast majority of us have never interacted with someone from another country but we are universally hated.
Thank your government for that. If the US proclaimed complete neutrality and functioned like Switzerland it would've been a completely different story.

I say you should stop playing armchair wanker and help your momma to get the fridges in their shoes

Why not just sterilise them?

I don't know if you think this is supposed to upset us, but Americans are already edgy enough to make fun of our own national tragedies.

Liar.

c-c-check'd

As i said every dead american is a good one

>we're soooo edgy guys, so don't even bother

stop your fedora posting

How do we stop global warming? We kill every american, so we dont need to worry about methan

>be europoor
>truck of peace attack
>all 23 directly involved in the incident die because of malnutrition
>another 7 die because of shock
>another 15 die because they hug the nearest mudslime in solidarity and the mudslime either rapes them or stones them for being gay
>be american
>burrito truck attack
>out of the 23 directly involved in the incident, 22 survive due to proper nutrition and the only death is a feminist tourist from Canada
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

>being so diluted by the world police meme
Kek

>see interesting thread
>it's just a "german shits on everyone to get (you)s" episode

This is why everyone on this side hates us.
I fucking hate how braindead all my fellow countrymen are.
I just wish I were born somewhere else with a less embarrasing nationality.

Hahnrei
Deutsche dem Deutschen. Dreckskommumisten und Fettis haben hier nix zu suchen

>associates with other people based on the same flag
You are yourself, who cares about morons with the same flag? There's not a single reason to be ashamed.

Die hassen uns weil sie neidisch sind. Bis auf das ganze funghigequake und"muhh die Zeiten europa" kommt nicht viel

>haha xd ich hasse die anderen Länder so sehr, seht mich an ich bin DER superpatriot. Und am besten spreche ich auch für mein ganzes Land... nein... für den ganzen Kontinent um alle anderen mit meiner Unterschichten Meinung in den Dreck zu ziehen. Sieg heil xdxd

Unfortunatly, people who actually judge other people by their personality are really rare.

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