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2nd best

I pity Serbia :^)

this

fuck ikibey and kellyfag

and albanians

fuck turkgaria too

>tfw can't recognize kellyfag

fuck whites

3rd best

Btw kinda rare

i will never understand why they autocorrect t b h, t b h

this

nqkoi znae li dali go ima kachen klipa na onaq burgaska batka deto rita babata

This is how my grandma speaks.

youtu.be/c95SHmZ45fA
GOLQM TIGAR E TOQ
cause she remembers proper bulgarian

Jac coм мaкeдoнeц

vesti.bg/bulgaria/incidenti/myzh-brutalno-rita-zhena-na-spirka-v-burgas-6069207

?

youtube.com/watch?v=c95SHmZ45fA&feature=youtu.be

>coм

He had just gotten removed from a psychiatric institute. Looks like he's going back. Pathetic scum.

Jaзe caм мaкeдoнeц

>tfw serbs like to larp as tallest in the world but they are just 8th tallest in Europe whilst Bulgaria is 10th tallest and this hurts the serbs as this is the only thing left to them in which they thought are special so it hurts them a lot and the croats and bosniaks are taller which makes serbs inferior to other yugo nations even which are also much richer than them nowadays and this has been confirmed by serb source telegraf.rs

novinite.com/articles/180417/Vice President Yotova Speaks With Representatives of Bulgarian Communities in Neighbouring Countries

Looks like the Re-Bulgarisation of Macedonia has begun :^)

God bless King Zaev

you belong in one too

Serbs are unironically the tallest in the world

Go to male height and put by size and they have the tallest measured height in the world

razkaray se predi da ti go nachukam v ustichkata govedo

There is nothing about Macedonia here

Besa refuses to coalition with DUI

But they arent :D

why serbs r so tall
while we r smol
i am only 175
i wish i was a tall srbijan

>thinking height matters when your country is a shithole with no future
Besides, it's not like they are using their height successfully. It's why we always destroy them in volleyball :^)

you belong in one too

ei shto ma povtarq6 we

>your country is a shithole with no future

M8 you are retarded. Serbia is not nearly a shithole, the only really shit parts of the balkans are bosnia, bulgaria and ethnic albanian areas

>forever 2nd place

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbia_men's_national_volleyball_team

meanwhile s*rbs have 4

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

Press on the average male height button

There are no people on earth taller than serbs and meme-serbs

Kek. SHitholes of the Balkans are Serbia, Bosnia, Macedonia and Albania. Though ALbania I put at a higher tier than the 3 aforementioned shitholes.

Btw, I've been to all of these countries. I am not mindlessly hating. They are objectively shitholes.

it's because of the kajmak i bet

s*rbs have 4 gold medals*

>be tall
>live in a shithole with no future
choose 2

All that matters is 4th place in 1994 baby

I've been more than you've been and I know what I'm saying

Only Bulgaria, Albania, Kosovo and Bosnia are the third world parts of the balkans

The rest changes between 2nd world and 1st world

Awww how cute, data from the belgrade sports university. No m8, I use this , which is a serb source :D

People from this region are the tallest Caucasians

0/8

>tfw this isnt in Serbia

Why is it bait?

Leave your house and see how 3rd world you are

Bulgaria realistically has the same development as Kosovo

Hahahahahahahha

Having travelled the world, Serbia, Macedonia, and Bosnia are Africa tier. Quite literally, Africa tier.

Now that Macedonia will distance itself from Serbia, it has a chance at actually developing. But serbia will always, always be Africa tier :^)

The tallest in the world period

There are no other races with taller people

Greeks is cypriot pita as good as its reputation?

560 million euros and what do we have? Gruevski's patriotic "Skopje 2014" project is already crumbling and falling apart after just 3 years.

VIDEO IN "MACEDONIAN":

telma.com.mk/vesti/martin-panovski-da-se-vratat-zakonite-i-postapkite-za-kreiranje-arhitektura-i-gradenje-grad

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Country dying
>Builds more Samuel statues
>They fall apart in 3 years
>Lmfao
Can't really blame Macedonia for the shithole state of their country, it is the serb influence. That will change now :)

You liked Bulgaria because you were drunk every day, that's what you need to be in order to like Bulgaria.

>tumblr

I hope you're trolling. You're literally not taking into account these things:

>the value of your currency and what it can buy
>the prices of your commodities
>the prices of your bills - rent, electricity, water, heat, mobile, transportation, etc.
>your unemployment levels - 25%, excluding the youth unemloyment which is probably around 40 to 50%

We have 5 to 6% unemployment.

Literally almost 1/3 of your population is unemployed and yet you're somehow happy that you're making $25 less. Lol. What does it matter how much you're theoritically making when you're not taking that money anyway?

>HDI - 56 Increase (1) Bulgaria 0.794 Increase 0.002
>82 Steady Macedonia 0.748 Increase 0.002

Literally below Bosnia. I thought you Memedonians were memeing with the whole "we're richer than Bulgaria", but you're way too persistent so I really doubt it now.

ye

(x)poor
(x)irrelevant
(x)ethnic tensions
(x)slavic population minority
(x)get foreign passports to flee shithole
(x)dual language signs
(x)politicians with majority votes get beaten up
(x) ridiculed by the world
(x) five letter abbreviation as official name

Macedonia - choose all

No. Period.

Nevertheless. It's agony, living here. Being a manlet at 6'1, because even women reach 6' here. I remember while I was in university, I haven't seen a female shorter than 5'8

I was in class today (work related), because my company arranges these "hygienic minimum exam" and there, in front of me, sat 4-5 dinosaurs. A bit shorter than me. The girl behind me was a good 175cm, and the one next to me was the softest ~170cm petite (that's "petite" here)

Now imagine they put on heels every Friday/Saturday night. And most women here want "tall guys"

Nope, it's just a better country. Everything about it, from infrastructure, to natural beauty.

And when Bulgaria builds something new, it is maintained. Like the Sofia Metro.

Meanwhile in Macedonia: The funniest part is that, the Sofia metro and Skopje 2014 cost about the same amount. KEK!

We have cheaper everything (except real estate - way more expensive here). We have cheaper food, cheaper gas, better government assistance and gibs. Bulgarians come here to buy gas because it's cheaper. And we still make more money than you and have infrastructure.

MЫ

100% this. But come them some slack, it's the serbian influence in their country that left them in such a shit state. There is some hope for them, unlike Serbia.

But man, how pathetic was Skopje 2014 kek

Jac cyм чиcт мaкeдoнeц

БЫЛИ

Bulgarians believe myths like Skopje being bombed, Serbs are not really tall, and that they are not an african country. Everything is propaganda. They are like christian zergs.

Dude your whole video is just 1-2 cracks that they fixed in 30 minutes.

We have double deckers and electric buses here.

Dude make money, this is all they care about.
t. Landlocked & poor

>infrastructure
You spend 600 million euros on statues, only to have them fall apart in 3 years. Kek. Great way of improving the lives of Macedonians :^)

And bike-paths and big malls

>half the country is shqips who don't work
>the rest are pensioneri or too young
>the 500,000 ppl who do work make 5 store bribery coupons more

totally worth it lad, you sure showed us

>born in macedonia
>died in macedonia
>died for sovern and independent macedonia
HURRR Y U BUILD DISE BLOGAR MOMUMENTS????!?!?!

КHЯЗЫ

i am manlet and my dick is smal

Bulgarians admit Macedonia is superior on camera

youtube.com/watch?v=BVdjI2jeoAE

И

>Dude make money, this is all they care about.
I'm making money, but most of it is going for my father's cancer treatment

:^)

>1 delusional retard says something
>omg proof that all bulgarians think that way

this is an 18+ site

fuck wh*te "people"

ГOBHOOO

>this is an 18+ site
and yet leafbey is still posting here
explain that

opa

Don't argue with him seriously.

While we build metros and insulate/paint old buildings, they spend the same amount of money on styrofoam statues :^)

There's a natural tendency for bigger countries to have a bigger, more versatile economy (not a trend nowadays since tertiarization took place, but most of the world is not all that tech-developed yet so some old rules still apply)
Macedonia can't compete with Bulgaria

>OMG WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
>starts shit by mentioning leave-bey
>complains about trigger wars and chimpouts

insufferable cunt дecy. i bet it's the guy who repeats "cringy plebbitor" and "fucking retard" too. top autist.

Keep telling yourself that African

If you could you would live here

kaji mi go v liceto tva fucking retard

Who the fuck wants to live in disneyland apart from 5 year old kids?

kys yourself

Honestly, this. I don't come in with the intention of talking shit (as in facts, but hurtful facts). But when I am summoned, that's it :^)

say that to my face you fucking retard

AWE GROB DA NEMA6
AWE GROB DA NEMA6
AWE GROB DA NEMA6
AWE GROB DA NEMA6

...

t. cъpдиткo пeткo бeй

*says that to your face*
kys yourself

you forgot
>was ethnically bulgarian and spoke bulgarian

I unironically laugh when he writes "cringy plebbitor".

You are literally a faggot.
Styrofoam statues of foreign people who they claim to be their own kek.

Then the statues fall apart in 3 years as seen hereBasically this summarizes all But don't forget, it's the serbian influence that is to blame for their shithole.

Shit dude...sorry to hear. Is there chance of healing?

>autism o'clock

awe ei
i would tear your asshole if you were to tell me that irl

>cancer treatment
i hope it's not chemo

you know that shit only kills them faster rite