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Imperator Americana edition

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kay-on

Time for a bag of pic related wish a dash of olive oil and a lot of black pepper and peocrino

wew laddos

foy

listening to paramore

hope the flatmate brings home some toilet paper

poo comes from bums
willies go in bums
therefore poos are caused by/come from willies?

Lads; why do we hate Corbyn again?
Struggling to remember why he's so bad.
He's committed to renewing Trident; which was my main concern with him, and aside from having Diane Abbott in the Cabinet I really don't think a Labour gov would be so bad

want to lick hayley william's arsehole desu

pooing

wish London had a 'high line' like new york does

fucking hate myself tbf

New thread /brit/ personalities I hate:

- The twat who puts the edition in the subject
- The twat who doesn't do an edition (possibly same person)
- The Australian twat who links his new threads with a single link

Seems like a good bloke aye

sargon is centre left

dunno why people say he's right wing

Find it amusing that they say one pack serves two people when it's actually just about enough for 1

I love him

because I'd rather me and my countrymen were better off, don't care if it comes at the expense of people from other countries

What about me?

bogus runts

can't wait for this fat fuck to be taken down with all of his mongy arse lickers too

I like you, you're my favourite person here

hitler was centre left
dunno why people say he's right wing

Great post

shant respond to this

Milky

dislike the Irish OP who keeps shilling IRA threads
also that annoying Brit who keeps making car editions with the edition in the subject

Flawless post

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in love lads

my only problem with him is he loves the 'sheeds

as long as he wouldn't actually increase immigration he'd be better than the bastard tories though
none of these are new you new twat

I hate myself too, I'm not sure what I hate more, me or my life

nobody hates him
anyone who claims to do on /brit/ is just baiting or is so mentally ill that they've convinced themselves that they're a member of the upper class elite and that voting tory is the only option

Thread "editions" are such a new-new-new-nu-new /brit/ thing.

I value the purity of a simple OP image with nothing but /brit/ in the subject.

Aww thanks I think your posts are good too ;0)

just whacked a tenner on a dodgy bet lads

no all voting for the nationalist parties does is weakens labours position and strengthens the tories, which in turn increases poverty and deprivation across britain but especially in the poorer parts of england

i remember loads of snp voters going on and on about how labour were run by blairites so they voted snp instead, now we have a left-wing leader where are their votes? tories are doing better than ever in the country

don't trust nationalists, since the scots voted to remain they should now vote for the interest of all brits and vote corbyn

otherwise they can stop their "boo hoo we're such poor socialist scots the english don't understand me" because they've had the best opportunity to create a socialist britain in a generation and they are not standing behind us

Fuck off Paul no one voted to leave the single market

Not sure if it's because I'm definitely voting Lib Dem, but Farron seems like the most rational one here

>that guy
could you get a elitist face

tories:
keep foreign aid
won't reduce immigration
want to increase tax on the middle class

labour:
same
same
opposite

Awoo!~

hilarious when corbyn said the majorities of britain's wars since WW2 weren't just

mad how marines who went to afghanistan think they were fighting for something meaningful and just

...

Lib Dems have always been the most rational ones

Reddit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_East_England_devolution_referendum,_2004

reminder northerners don't know how to help themselves and will forever be cucked by london

going to vote tory just for you x

*whacks you*

haha did you do it like that mate

*keeps hitting you on the hit, increasing in power*

go on mate whack some more on hahaha

but corbyn would make the whole country richer whilst increasing the qualtiy of life for poor brits country over, all snp does is protect the scots a bit from the austerity implemented by the tories, you'd still be better off under corbyn

why do people strive for fame so badly? the opinion of the average peon is beyond worthless, most so called humans are not really conscious

remember the exact same thing happened before the 2015 election too

when the election is months off all the rorke twats are spouting off about muh ukip but then when the elections actually starts getting close and people are genuinely thinking whon they're gonna vote for people start saying they might vote labour and lib dems with the most ardent of rorkes not straying past the tories

>a 90 year old man in the 1980s would have been born in the 1890s

brruuuhhhhhh

doesn't matter if he's right it's still a disrespectful thing to say on the surface

you didn't just think political correctness was for left-wing people, did you?

love it when my friend convinces me to shell out money for a festival ticket and then waits too long to buy one for himself and then I have to go alone

Love that

>north east
haha
fear of death
people like the idea of being remembered in the future

jesus FUCK
in case you'd rather not click it's a woman fisting/punching her cunt

>but corbyn would make the whole country richer whilst increasing the qualtiy of life for poor brits country over
how?

>feel a shite brewing
>first shite I'll have had since yesterday's cascading body-emptying diarrhea mess
>go down to the bathroom
>housemate's standing there in a towel turning off the water now that her bath is filled
>"oh hi user, do you need in before I get in the bath?"
>can't bring myself to say yes in case the shite is another diabolical monster of a shit like yesterday
Swear to God, every single time I need a shit, she's in there filling a bath.

love females

*swallows teeth*
haha is that it mate

need mo money fo dem programs

Shan't

YOU'RE from reddit

AWOO

what does "innit" mean?

The manifesto has pledged to reduce immigration to a manageable level
Whether you believe they'll do that or not though is another matter I guess

northerns don't know what reorganisation means

I just want to be loved by millions

so the best outcome for the SNP is corbyn gets 300 odd seats and forms a coalition with the SNP

so...I should still vote snp

is she cute x

Reddit

>investment in infrastructure and high wage jobs
>promises to create a better trade deal with europe
>increase in minimum wage
>massive drive to build new homes
yes that will make our lives so much harder

haha

Doesn't really have a meaning desu

Completely agree

who, labour or tories? tories had it in the last two so I won't believe it a 3rd time

armoured skeptic is reddit: the youtuber

love old working class, left wing people

SNP have said that they won't form a coalition, if they did i would be less annoyed about this, instead they attack corbyn constantly

either stay and vote labour in the interest of all brits or leave, don't pretend you are socialists

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jeremy corbyn? damn right i'm voting for him

No that's pjw

Pics

need them to fight over who gets to swallow my spunk

Quite enjoyed that 'lette lads

>make the whole country richer
?

Posts I have no time for:
Posts I feel indifferent about:
Posts I enjoy:

shit in her bath

things that would decrease the quality of my life

>lower taxes
>paying lower rent
>lower crime rate
>hospitals getting more funding

business idea: a Trump-style right wing outsider for British politics becomes Prime Minister, except they do exactly what they say they were going to do when they get in power

nothing wrong with him

they want small servings so the headline nutritional numbers don't look so bad to illiterates, common practice tbqh

but EU would make the whole continent richer whilst increasing the qualtiy of life for poor europeans country over, all UK government does is protect the brits a bit from bendy bananas implemented by Merkel, you'd still be better off under brussels

all me

nah he holds some opinions that are unpopular

literally all me

literally every one of my posts is in indifferent

Gayest post I had the misfortune of ever witnessing with both of my eyes

Posts I definitely read thoroughly and had a great big think about:

wouldnt be trump-style then