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Levi Taylor
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James Wilson
I NEED MILKY I NEED MILKY
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Grayson Lewis
heffer
Cameron Taylor
need a smug gf
Tyler Gutierrez
vote tories to prevent the coalition of chaos
Lincoln James
look at the flick of da wrist
Ian Torres
democracy is overrated
Jason Collins
To me
Wyatt Baker
me top right
Dominic Hughes
chuckle brothers for prime ministers
Dominic Ward
thermophile and acidophile - capable of living at 56ºC, almost at the absolute theoretical limit for eukaryotic life.
genome is fresh from samples taken from Yellowstone in the US and sequenced in the biology department of my uni
feels odd having a text file of an entire organism's genome on my desktop, unexplored, unknown, and separated from the rest of life by about 1bn years of evolutionary time.
fascinating
Carter Taylor
CHOCKLE YER WANT IS IH'
'OWS ABOUT THIS THEN:
GARLIC BREAD?
Carson Wright
Been voting labour since the late 70s, no point changing now.
David Baker
LOW TEST BITCH
Isaiah Nelson
together we will end racism
William Wood
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Connor Lopez
...
Daniel Cooper
Gabriel Morales
just tory things sweetie xxx
mirror.co.uk
Camden Ward
scum
like us
like acid
Adrian Brooks
jeremy corbyn? got my vote
Isaac Flores
business idea: take over a mid to low performing university
start charging much lower tuition fees to home students, either nothing or maybe around £3000 a year. This will attract some higher quality students who would rather have less debt,
this improves the quality of the university in the league tables which attracts more foreign students who you can charge high fees to and end up making more money than before
Julian Smith
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WALKS IN T'PUB
BARMAN SAYS OI YER NOT ALLOWED IN 'URR YER BARRED!
BARRED!
NOW WUV STARTED
Jose Cooper
Cafes are for pansies. Pubs are where it's at.
Jayden Ward
Snorting
Jacob Wilson
>constituency voted Leave
>constituency about to go to the Tories
what did she die for, lads?
Nicholas Nguyen
>This will attract some higher quality students who would rather have less debt
Thomas Hill
how do you measure home students?
Owen Myers
I'm out
Ryan Gray
Eli Ward
The utter state of that lot
Cooper Wilson
you haven't thought this through at all have you
you're disgusting i'm out
Dominic Garcia
Anyone else find joseph penis very attractive? i'd give it to her desu
Hudson Walker
don't get it
Jackson Barnes
actually quite a tuneful howl
Christopher Sanders
MAN WALKS INTO DOCTORS WIR STEERIN WHEEL DOWN 'IS PANTS
DOCTOR SAYS WHATS 'AH?
MAN SAYS DUNNO BURRITS DRIVING ME NOTS
NOW WUV STARTED LADIES N GENTS
WE'RE FLYIN NOO
Aaron Young
youtube.com
she was qt
Brayden Martin
did a naughty
Jaxon Sullivan
*sequences your genome*
*assumes direct control of your willy*
Bentley Cooper
enjoy this gimmick VERY much
Cooper Ross
almost felt bad for the US's starting the refugee crisis until i realized i had nothing to do with it
Juan Bailey
red sky at night
shepherds warning??
Robert Clark
>bbc.co.uk
Roasties EXPOSED!
Justin Gomez
uhmm yeahhhh hmmmmmm hmmm yahyuhhhhh
Eli Anderson
doggo has a case of the blues
Carson Wood
>tfw live in a city of 200,000
>ran out of tinder profiles in a single day
Fuck OFF
Liam Hernandez
Antarctica is turning green, lads.
Oliver Johnson
eat the booty like groceries
Adrian Sanders
OI OI
IT'S CHEEKY CHAD
You're a right cheeky lad you mate
Jonathan Brooks
Thursday tomorrow lads, toil almost over for another week
Gavin Cooper
Good thing we claimed a nice slice of it already
Brandon Wright
it shows more to you depending on the internal algorithm
Caleb Sullivan
>teaboo runts
you can enjoy both
Tyler Walker
>phone gets ransomware
>can't turn vibrator off
kek
Josiah Reed
> south pole melts and turns into lush forest
> extra plants absorb more CO2 and return the planet back to normal
see, everythings fine
climate change is but a small blip in the powerful equilibrium of our planet
Chase Wood
please don't greentext links. makes highlighting and dragging them just that tidge bit more difficult
Luis Taylor
Explain?
Aiden King
why don't brits ever say whom
Benjamin Butler
Doing a tune
Jayden Walker
gf just teletexted me this
Liam Baker
>T'
>lancashire
stop appropriating are culture
Dylan Gray
Wait, Antarctica isn't just ice all the way down?
Nathan Hernandez
if you don't get a lot of likes it shows less people to you
Leo Mitchell
>he doesn't have them linkified
Gabriel Gonzalez
gf just wrapped this around a brick and chucked it through my window
Brandon Garcia
friend's a tease, he knows I'm gay and he's constantly teasing me and turning me on and then never finishes me off
Michael Mitchell
What do you mean you spacker? Home students are those living in the UK/citizens rather than foreign students you tick the box in the form
Caleb Allen
*colonises antarctica*
Josiah Scott
That's interesting, I've never ran out so I must be hot then
Isaiah Kelly
no, that's the arctic you're thinking of
Antarctica is an ice cap AND a very conveniently-placed continent beneath
Easton Price
willy was especially big today when i started thinking about slags so i measured it, 7.3 x 5.9 not too shabby if i do say so myself
shame i cant find a slag to put it in haha
Xavier Baker
if you go down deep enough anywhere you'll hit land mate
Jose Cox
It's a continent. The North Pole is ice all the way down
Evan Kelly
Good
Isaac Price
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Nolan Richardson
i thought you meant students living at their family home no need to splurge out and call me a spacker
Austin Watson
Nutall is a fucking idiot but it's so infuriating hearing everyone gang up against him and not letting him get a word in
Connor Thomas
*underhandedly takes your territory*
Yoink!
Andrew Phillips
INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT POLL
Isaac Morgan
Voting snp lads
Simple as
Caleb Martinez
imagine caring more about refugees and immigrants than about british citizens
James Mitchell
nice, post pics of it pls x
Cameron Nguyen
Chatting to a girl lads
Brody Flores
no you're thinking of the north po
Ayden Gutierrez
Don't care but voted yes
Andrew Thomas
Check
Adam Lewis
Abloo bloo bloo
Brandon Martinez
*pokes you with a stick
Jack Turner
wow.... deep
Jackson Barnes
for the lads
Levi Wilson
...
Jonathan Long
Concluded that the vast majority of lefties only remain lefties until they actually understand the world. This mentality is drummed into them through school, college, and university. If you've ever been to uni, you'll know what I'm talking about. Unis are a liberal haven, anyone with conservative or right wing views is shunned from the social heirachy. I'm nearly 30 now. And I have noticed that the vast majority of people who went to uni with me, and were avid egalitarian liberals, now hold almost polar opposite political ideals.
Literally the only people I went to uni with who were lefties, and now remain lefties, are the ones that flunked, failed their course, or never progressed on to anything higher, and reverted back to their sheltered life before uni.
Or maybe I am wrong, and it's not a case of people maturing and gaining a better understanding of the world. Maybe it's actually because now, over a decade on, they can look at the world we live in today, the world they created by pushing their far left agenda, and concluded they were utterly wrong, and now want to see a reverse of what they ushered in.
Look at the state of Europe now. Who would have thought letting billions of migrants from third world, fundamentalist religious countries would result in almost weekly terrorist attacks in our civilized countries?
What baffles me now, while we are living in this age, is the younger generation (you lot), continue to be subject to the same programming, even when all of this shit is going on around you.
You're all fucking idiots. I just thought you should know that. One day, you'll be my age, and you'll look back and realize what a useless, self righteous, arrogant and ignorant twat you were.
I'm ready for the classic anti intelectual posts from the teenage lefties.
>Rorke
>Shant be reading a word of that
>Fedora pictures
>Green text
>@my post number
You people are pathetic.
Asher Allen
Yanks in
Austin Flores
please drink responsibly
William Morris
>yanks
Elijah Johnson
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Jordan Martinez
Late
John Adams
Some good digits
Owen Johnson
>spits on you
Aaron Hernandez
>fox hunting
Fuckin tories why would you even support this, ahh yess watching my dog rip apart some innocent creature for no reason, VERY entertaining!