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I work in a call centre
smacking my head against a wall would be a step up

>talking the piss out of a lad for looking for gainful employment

scum

>It already exists, it's called blacked

If you were a strong swimmer you could probably swim from the turkish coast to a greek island.

Really not that far.

In the nearest safe country.

Bit touchy there receptionist """''lad"""""

Awwwww sorry matey I'll stop x

>how bizarre
youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

alexa, throw that ass back fo a nigga

mum suggested 'za for dindin but id have to poo first to make room so im undecided