2 truths, 1 lie

The people don't.
America could be isolationist in a heart beat is the masters controlling their puppets in the government didn't have such a hard on for destabilizing countries and creating "refugee" crisis.

What languages do you speak then?

also: every kid gets at least two years of French and German, at least 4 years of english and at least 10 years of Dutch in school, and a lot of people learn Latin and/or ancient Greek

Dutch, english, French, German
I can read Latin

>We are shitposting nation No. 1.
>Austrians are always drunk.
>We are as pro gun as Switzerland, but the burgers don't know because we don't meme as hard.

Lie -> that's Australia
Lie -> even the Swedes drink more than you
Truth

>Convicts

>we are not black
>we arent a shitty country
>falklands are ours

>implying Swedes drink on workdays
Guess who has the traditional "Feierabendbier", the Germans and ...

no russian