Don't reply to yanks for a single thread, not even pseudo-replies
We can do this (edition)
Don't reply to yanks for a single thread, not even pseudo-replies
We can do this (edition)
doing a radical centrism
alri
pssst.... hey wagie... Monday soon
Eugenia from youtube over that old tramp
need a qt gf to cuddle
haha what am i like
This is the only man who can save the internet and secure a future existence for /brit/
>toil at first light
? I need a crazy eyes alt-right gf, is that too much to ask?!
>*Vegetates and withers socially and financially until he is an aimless middle aged man with nothing to show he has even existed*
can't wait to reply to the first yank that posts
aha
HELLO MR AMERICAN FLAG
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>tfw you work tomorrow
>tfw you work sunday
>tfw you work monday
>tfw you work tuesday
>tfw you work wednesday
I can't do it anymore
please smother me to death
I can't be a wagie anymore
Adore this image
if you have a fidget spinner you're bent
Diana
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this is the cringiest video I've ever watched
THAT MAN IS 2 BLOODY STORIES TALL!!
alri yanks
business idea: don't reply to aussies
i'm already bent though
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Let that one runt reply to yanks
Who cares about him, spacker
got the 'bix cube lads
going to learn how to solve it
iD are a bunch of wankers
prefer his earlier work
Pretty happy at your 35k a year job h--*BURRRRP* Oh pardon me, that was quite rude. Sorry, just got done stuffing my face with meatloaf, mother makes the most splendid meatloaf.
Yeah, but don't get jealous that I have more money than you without working a day in my life. I can smell the jealousy off of this post. Anyway, try and enjoy the last seconds of your time off from slave labor, wagie! Corporate wants 30% profit increase next week, you better work hard!
*yawns and kicks feet up whilst logging into crunchyroll*
>goes into heroin trance
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she was true
spent quite a while on that and i only got two (you)s
not pleased, not pleased at all
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d4
heaps and heaps
gf just sent me this
haha she's such a dope, I'm white!
Thought of the day: fidget spinners are modern day rubicks cubes
Literally can't do anything right lads
>tfw failed waitrose test
text wasn't good enough, looked amateur
no effects on the image either
More like a really shit yo-yo.
wish there was a way to make money that wasn't investing in memes or doing boring grunt work
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you should probably not mention pakis and pints on your likes and dislikes
Just about how have a scrub in the old shower
Reply to me... reply to me..... reply to me.. you are now giving me a (you). You're getting a strong urge to give me a (you). (you) now notice your breathing patterns.
rubiks cube take a level of intelligence to do. they're literally a modern day equivalent of a yo-yo
um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss um tss
nrow
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Is it "Mister" or "Misty?"
>don't get jealous that I have more money than you without working a day in my life
people on the dole get like 100 quid a week.
FUCK OFF alright?
i'm a tortured artist
*shoves it all in at once and punctures her cervix*
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cute :3
tonite i wanna chill so you gotta do the work
use me mams shampoo sometimes as well
i wonder what its like to be fetishised
im sure its fun at first but it must get a bit hollow
nice kot
i thought the cervix was that small hole above the vagina?
wagecuck memes aside, I could never be a NEET again. bloody nightmare living that way in freefall not knowing when it will end or even if it will end and what potentially grim shit the future holds
Here have a (you) now in return you must give me a (you), if you don't than I will have your soul forever.
I'm just a failure
>tfw past first interview and got the job
>tfw got fired before i even started because of communication problems
>constantly getting my applications rejected
would snap this little cunt in half if i ever got the chance
wont be giving that yank a single (you)
That's a belly button
*HEEMs it*
*purrs towards you*
I've battled over 50 people in my life. If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Manchester for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.
Rashida Jones is the goal gf
time to trim my pubes and shave my legs x
i could destroy any cunt in this thread
Which Harold best represents your feelings right now?
once prosthetics get to a level where they're more reliable and resilient than natural appendages, i wouldn't mind having an "accident" and getting an upgrade 2bh
shit kot fuck off
it's a stressful city, tokyo
>I Heard It Through The Vinay
how'd you get fired before your first day?
>tfw I have hip bones like that
what communication problems m8?
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Feelin' a little too gussied up right now.
*stares at you*
kind of amazed a standalone gadget like that could even take off the way it did in this smartphone/app-obsessed day and age
no you dont
dont care
really want advance fake teeth
What will Tim's next artistic shift be?
yes I do
You wish... but no one CAN RESIST THIS PICTURE!
No this is not a gif you silly brits, this is a hypontize.
You are now giving me a (you), you can not resist giving me the (you). Your hands are clicking on my digits and clicking the recaptcha, than post.
no good memes these days, I'm gonna stick to my 2016 memes
Business idea: start a business
>Harambe
>Damn Daniel
>Dab
2016 memes were ass
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how come every western animation is a comedy series? why can't they ever use it for serious drama or action?
Really wish politicians would finally break through to WWE style speeches. we're almost there now that trump's in office
love cats simple as
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love me some yank stand up from time to time
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foy
2013 was the best year of the 2010s
havin a swipe
not gettin owt
is that from his Marlow days or more recent?