If you could have been born in another country, which would it be and why?

If you could have been born in another country, which would it be and why?

Israel

I want to fuck her pussy with my sperm

>tfw wasn't born in Scandinavia

It's full of nogs now

Rural USA because gtfo my lawn, boi

New Zealand desu. I want to live my life as a farm boy and get a qt 3.14 farm girl that i can impregnate and have like 3 sons.
>inb4 sheep fucking jokes

USA

Uganda
Because I'm Nigga

Nigga in Worst Korea?

Denmark, Norway or Finland.

That's pretty much winning the birth lottery.

Getting paid to complete my high quality education to then earn a lot of money meanwhile your country has the best looking women.

Ahh the grass is always greener on the other side but when I walk outside here I see 80% muslims and blacks (Antwerp) and the streets are just dirty...

Norway is very expensive

Québec or Belgium

USA. rich, free any kinds of climate across the country so you can choose the one you prefer.
also quite safe (inb4 shootings meme) and developed. interesting and unique things like baseball or american football.

seriously, anyone who says he doesn't want to live in america is just deluding himself or irrationally hates the usa.

Switzerland so I'd be rich and speak 3 languages and not be filled with rapefugees

this desu

It's full of Muzzies

USA
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Djibouti

not compared to any randomly selected english city.

USA

>randomly selects York

Looks like you were wrong, Abo. As always

whatever helps you sleep at night chap

Facts help me sleep. Facts

Then go compare the demographics of Switzerland and England

What are you getting upset for? You tried to be a clever cunt and got slapped down.

Move on, you thick cunt.

this

Any place where I can escape into comfy mountainous rural region.
>the American Great Divide
>Norway
>New Zealand
>Switzerland

Western Patagonia looks lovely

Yeah the Argentinian Andes slipped my mind, I'm sure there's more places in the world I'm not thinking of that fit the criteria.

england or france. prolly england.

USA

me on the left

Spain, Italy or South america. I like the warmth and I like the little villages and people.

Probably Rural US.

Would love to be a lonely hick farmer mouthing off about my 1st and 2nd amendment

Brazil, Colombia or Argentina

Happy with being born in the US.

But would love to live in Brazil if I could get a remote job with a US salary.

South Africa as a Bootylicious black girl.

>God´s Country, a.k.a The United States of America
>I want to live the life of a free man in the only civilized nation on this planet.

>Getting paid to complete my high quality education
Student aid totals a maximum of 500 or so euros/month. For more than that, you´ll need to work, use your savings or take out a student loan.

Don´t forget the ridiculous tax rate imposed on well-to-do working professionals.

Nordic prosperity is a socialist meme.

USA - Wisconsin or New England
Qatar - only to make a huge fortune by the age of 25 and move to any decent country (even Russia sounds fine compared to 60c hell)
Something northern but wealthy (rural Canada or rural Scandi sounds fine). Swiss Alps would be good as well.
Chile (pic related)

Wish I was a French mathematician delving through Calabi Yau manifolds and other string theory nonsense

>having cool meetings with Alain Connes and Cedric Villaini, among other Ecole Superiure alumni and fields medalists

switzerland

Jewistan

San Marino or Monaco-Montecarlo