Norway

What is your opinion on this country?

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fucking norgay

Best country on Earth tb h

They're more conservative than Swedes. They used to be part of Denmark I think. They're oil niggers but working to diversify their economy. The different dialects of their language are all extremely different despite how small their country is. They're all pretty embarrassed of Varg and insist that he's French, not Norwegian. Their women are very attractive.

51st state

he is a french man now, cunt tried to blow up nidarosdomen

its an ugly country
so are the people
scandinavians brits and other northern europeans are very ugly and boring people

the north sea aint big enough for the both of us

A realistic look at norway:

-Expensive
-Almost as cucked as sweden (but they keep up good appearance for the rest of the world)
-very socialist/nanny state-ish

positives:
nice mountains
nice people
patriotic

>The different dialects of their language are all extremely different despite how small their country is
It's because of all the fjords and mountains. Before modern roads and tunnels they isolated small communities and thus also the languages we used were isolated.

Are you a Greek?

A funny country.

This is true, it's like the Vermont of the world.

its a weird country, its nothing like youd imagine for the best cunt on earth but they still live better than most others
t. hung aryan with norwegian gf

Nice but overrated

Need a school reform to improve the education and the general respect for people working in the sector.

I know the people aren't the best looking but how can you honestly say the country itself is ugly?

>working to diversify their economy.
They're doing a shit job at it that's for sure

The home of black metal

>the best cunt on earth
that should be taken with a kilo of salt

find a picture with clouds and rain
this is norway

>Norway
Oilway*

nature like that exists in all of the world. Have you ever been to the wildrness of america or canada?
Or even the mountains of the UK?

It is though. The only bad things about Norway are that it's expensive (which doesn't matter if you live there because wages are proportionate to cost of living) and a high rate of depression, which is true of all the Nordic cunts.

So, what are the biggest problems facing the country?

>Huns
>Aryan

Go back to Central Asia and take your cousin Erdogan with you.

>high rate of depression
?
Show me the stats.

many nordics look like finn mongrels

>a high rate of depression
We have always rated among the top countries in happiness, along with Denmark.

I didn't say it was the nicest looking country in the world, just that it's not ugly like he said

nobody can be happy in this disgusting country

>We have always rated among the top countries in happiness, along with Denmark.
>le happy meal meme index 5000 said we are the happiest

>wages are proportionate to cost of living
this is debatable

Norwegians own a lot of material things so we're not suffering, but I think murricans have more disposable income.

refugees is one, but we got conservatives in power who throws some out so that's nice. the economy is kinda fucked when the oil runs out but we'll probably have found other sources of income by then. as the other user said, the education is in a pretty bad shape and hopefully some changes will be done to it

if you studied your own damn chart you'd see that Norway has an average consumption of antidepressants

In Finland and Lappland, yes.

sup Ion, hows the begging going in denmark?

Whoops, I guess I confused Denmark's rate with Norway's

If a higher percentage of the people asked in country A than that of country B says they are happy, then statistically speaking country A houses more people who will say they are happy. This is just basic statistics. Sure you can't measure happiness like that, but you can measure how many people who will say they are happy with their lives.

Combine that with among the lowest suicide rates in the world.

The meme about nords being depressed has no root in reality.

Well you cant fix culture and how people act

danes look like ugly northern germans

didnt read

I think it has more to do with the lack of proper sun exposure. Also alcoholism in Finland

the most racist nordics

Anti-depressants =/= Depression though.
It is more that doctors in Denmark and Iceland will prescribe anti-depressants for anything. They are like India with antibiotics.

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be white
go outside
die

pro
Good gun laws by European standards
Good scenery.
Good culture.
Good outdoors.
No insects.
Good language.
Good winter.

con
soulless food
Roads, while well maintained, are poor in coverage, throughput, speed, and windiness makes short trips take all day.
everything except healthcare is expensive
0% of buildings have AC.
hate speech laws
too many good looking people make me feel self concious

It doesn't feel right calling it the best country in the world but I cant imagine any country possibly doing things better. We all need to aim higher.

Living in the US is suffering.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_depression

It's alright. Nothing special, but good enough.
It has its good and bad parts.
For example, buying a car is very expensive. But the laws about customising your car are more liberal than a lot of Europe, I think. And you can just walk around wherever you want and pitch a tent if you feel like taking a nap. Sleeping in your car is also legal... unlike in certain American countries that take pride in their freedom.

The nature is nice, too. But not as nice as Patagonia or Iceland.
There aren't really any big cities, but the government makes a point of providing adequate services everywhere in the country. So even if you're really far out in hillbilly-country, you'll still have access to healthcare, social services, and all the regular grocery stores. And if you look hard, you might even find some policemen.

Very true, however this isn't an epidemiological pissing contest and I corrected my mistake. Also like the other guy said the perception that Nords are depressed may have something to do with overprescription by Nordic physicians.

Before norway happened upon oil they ate bark and lived in hollow trees. These were sacred and each time a new norwegian was born the sap from the elder tree (each family had a tree) was infused with the child and each member of the family who died were burned and the ashes helped to grow the family tree strong. The families with the largest trees were crowned king of the birch.

best cunt on earth. thanks for inventing the chesse slicer

Yeah, who would have thought that Mexico is the least depressive place in the Americas?

this

Lol isn't that the plot of this children's book

You're making this up aren't you. Perfidious sw*de

Certainly not I. Also, why is India so depressed?

What are ya, Orson Scottt Card's litigator?
Good luck finding me, this is a burner home.

>are very ugly and boring people

I think we are very pretty desu youtube.com/watch?v=qqg5txcYjpU

what the fuck are they doing
why are they not perreando

Norwegian women seem like aryan demigods from Goebbel's wet dreams:

youtu.be/sBm3Gwx38Po

>mentioned
First song is J Balvin ft. Justiniano Bieber. He's colombian kek

Send me a qt

Srsly. Why are women dacing alone to this? Are norwegian men too autistic to get on da dancefloor?

We're good man. People are just jelly about our blond hair and blue eyes.

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>too autistic to get on da dancefloor
it's called being a heterosexual man

>taking pride in being enslaved by microsoft

Lmao please fuck off and kill yourself already you eternally assblasted Turkish gremlin

>not wanting to basically have sex with clothes on while dancing with a gurl
> not being heterosexual
pick one

>suriname
the fuck?

The Dutch forced their slaves to use open source software I guess

He doesn't understand that in Norway, the men just sit down and the women come to them. He probably has got brown eyes and black hair. They're not like us, they have to approach a hundred women, get rejected over and over, until they finally land a chubby shabby girl with a "great personality".

>not wanting a girl in your dick
ok, "hetero" guy
youtube.com/watch?v=0i5biBlIA18

brown hair and hazel eyes, other than that your description is on point

I've gotten all kinds of pussy on my dick. Never had to dance for it.

You simply want me on the dancefloor so you can take my walley. Damn gypsies!

>get rejected over and over, until they finally land a chubby shabby girl with a "great personality".
>this is what norgays think

I googled hazel eyes, my little brothers poop has the same colour. Light orange brown diarea shit color. My eyes are blue, like the pure ocean. The clean heaven.

Meme

A costeña friend of mine did this to me once. It's kind of fucked up the way they dance over there. I wasn't used to that type of dancing so I got hard as fuck, she noticed my boner and kept grinding her ass against my willie regardless. Pretty surreal

It's shit, I'll be moving away from this god forsaken land in a few months, to never return.

I'm glad we threw you gypsies out of Bergen. I kicked one of your cups. I spit on you.

Go sell your xanax somewhere else. No body in Norway has invited you, you are not welcome, we don't want you here. We all hate you, especially the elderly.

You are disgusting subhuman trash that lure young girls from your country with promises of love, then stab them in the back and sell them for money on the streets.

Get the fuck out of my country!

if you fing norway shitty, you're gonna have a hard time adapting anywhere else. Honestly Noway is as good as it gets on this planet.

>be from norgay
>be too autistic to approach to a girl
>be too autistic to dance
>all the pretty girls from your country are fucking somalians and arabs
>only ugly roasties approach to you
>b-b-b-but girls come to me!!!!! y-y-you dun't understand

its just for freaks like you

kys

find*
>gypsies
we ain't Armenia man. We're latinos, not gyspsies

>but we got conservatives in power who throws some out so that's nice.

the same cucks that agreed a year or 2 ago about only taking in 6 thousand rapefugees in 3 years then took in much more then 6 thousand in just a year

they're quite honest and good politicians yeah

just use tinder

I admit I'm not the chad of Tinder myself, but a buddy of mine is regularly banging this latin american grill he met on tinder and is 10 years younger than him

Brev oyne i norgetråden da

Depends where you live and how fucking lucky your family is.

My family is "poor" by Norwegian standards, haven't been on a vacation in 15 years when every family goes on a vacation every year.

I am barely able to survive on the salary I get each month, so no.

It's shit.

ouch, someone hit a nerve

Do young norwegians like their country? What is their perception about the current state of the norwegian economy?
f they had the opportunity to start a business, would they start it in Norway or in another country?

>They're all pretty embarrassed of Varg and insist that he's French, not Norwegian

At this point, France is a Nordic country.

>Not liking Norway.
You prolly like Haiti, Cuba and the likes, amirite?

There's literally nothing wrong with hazel or brown eyes you uppity snownigger. Your people are known for nothing other than producing a few notable dramatists and being a democratic, white version of Saudi Arabia. Enjoy your higher propensity for alcoholism, eye melanoma and macular degeneration though.

>Liking the country
Sure it's good AT times, you really need a degree to get any money though.

>Perception about the economy
Going downhill because of the oil crisis, the jobs including oil were the highest paid ones aswell.

You've always been miles ahead of us, even ahead of the swedes.

>Do young norwegians like their country?

I know for sure that at least people in berrgen like their city, not sure about Norway tho

Quisling did nothing wrong, He just wanted Norway to team up with finland and fight stalin

I rarely see girls date somalians and arabs. I see more white norwegians, but with some kind of flaw, like brown eyes or darker hair, who settle for some really hot black women or good latina looking arab girls.

But the blond ones I know usually date other blond people. I don't want to date someone without blond hair or blue eyes. Because I want children with blue eyes and blond hair, we know those genes are recesive. You don't understand that, because you are just part of the grey mass of commoners who only have monkey eyes and monkey hair colour.

I know that arabs and somalians wished they had blond gf and bf. That is different from actually having it. We're not sweden, we're norway. We'd like to keep our blond hair and blue eyes.

Arabs and somalians are ugly, their noses are wierd, one has a beak and the other has a potato. Arabs are hairy as fuck, somalians are pitch black. These are just not pretty people, you're deluding yourself. We laugh about sweden, they're not our favourite country after the whole colony thing.

well i do like cuba a lot, if it wasn't a communist country i would love living in there, i would prefer 100000x times over norway