can't absorb the corb edition
/brit/
first for yardley wood
second for my wood
how long til /brit/ is banned
accidentally deleted my recycle bin lads
work tomorrow
want to slap jeremy kyle's arse
few weeks
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just got a phone call from jammer
was still hungry after din dins so made myself a chicken peanut butter toastie and a chicken wagon wheel toastie lads
*pulls out the microscope*
ah yes, think I found it
am I supposed to know who this is
stop
>I've been jerking it to Spongebob R34 for quite awhile, and was wondering if you guys had any advice about how to approach this subject. I want my gf to dress up as Spongebob so I can pretend to stick my dick in all her holes (with cutouts in places like her armpit and belly button or even her ears in addition to her vagina/ass and mouth)
hmmm
You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
anime
>looking at a hostel for a night stay in wales for next weekend
>filter by cheapest
>£420/night
What the fuck? I can literally get a cab to LHR, fly to barcelona, get fucked up on gear and booze in a world renowned club, stay in 5* hotel and fly back, with a taxi back to mine for less.
EXCELLENT edition
me?
>he has a gf and you don't
feels bad man
bollocks still hurt from the kick in the balls I had yesterday
imagine if humans could work together as well as ants and bees do
I'm making hot milk and there is NOTHING you can do about it
oh
fuck
off
>tfw 5'7 femboy with a 7" dick
Guys always ask me to top and I don't wanna
me me
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Talking to a russian qt on interpals about my little pony
dude
open your bum please
there's no way that's right
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Vulgar
a palantir is a dangerous tool, sultan!
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>hostel
>in wales
Dumb cunt get a fucking BnB. Don't know of a BnB in Wales even close to that cost. This is of course if you're staying rural. If you aren't then fuck off to London we don't want you.
need to know whether this is beef or music
Ants and bees don't work well together, they inhabit different environments and fulfill vastly differing ecological niches.
Idiot.
where in wales? obviously cheaper places in the whole of wales
what a lad
theory: deng xiaoping single-handedly did more to advance capitalism than anyone else in history
need q t gf to cuddle
>Idiot.
based fucking mattie
many of his tweets are gold too
business idea: sell hybrid ant colonies/beehives
he just modernised communism lad
you wouldn't get it you're not chinese
screaming at how trump has turned into a total neocon and wahhabist
It's Ludders aka Korean Pop autist spammer
might write a poem about my cat
>Turned
>Implying that kike changed
He's always been too Jewish for my liking
Can't think of anything the chinese have done for me apart from run the chippy
ah yes, british cuisine
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business idea: turkmenistan
Never seen a chunk run a chippy. Didn't think it was possible tbf
why are we posting in a corbyn edition?
the cat sat on the mat
he was fat
the cat
my favourite thing about jeremy corbyn's campaign is that he's clearly uncomfortable appearing in public and being photographed, but is obliged to do it as a candidate for prime minister. poor guy.
unironically considering going there on holiday
Nice Cat
why does all british food look like dog's vomit?
why are you posting in a british thread?
theres quite a lot
no it doesn't
thoughts on creating a subterranean society?
no its not
>why are we posting in a corbyn edition?
wish the twat who posts his ginger cat would fuck off
your cats fucking ugly mate
He's certainly always been a Zionist, but his rhetoric towards Saudi Arabia, as well as NATO has evaporated incredibly rapidly since taking office
Proof that the system will just subsume any challenges to its structures
same would've happened to Bernie Sanders
hmmm
what kind of dog do you have?
my favourite thing about jeremy corbyn's campaign is that he's killed labour forever
Went to the anorexia ward today.
practically every chippy up here is chinese. Yu wan sorr vinga on your chip?
business idea:
we only speak in haiku
it will be cosy
All Italians and Indians where I live
Seen a few Chinese shops run by Chinese people
Absolutely mental, who woulda thought
just got a phonecall from a jammy dodger
fucked it
here
example of it
they've basically watched a few /brit/s and literally written down the gimmicks to try and use them to influence the thread
sad cases
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Went to the obesity ward today.
Why DIDN'T they call it GameBoy-Girl?
got called a douche at target
The Gaelic inhabitants of Ireland are the greatest race of all time, their command over literature, science and religion is remarkable and their physical prowess unprecedented, as they are descendants of the people of ancient Gaul, tall and strong in stature, stern faced and hardily built
The Irish are the single greatest race to ever grace the face of this earth.
The Gaelic race, the gaelic people and most of all the gaelic mindset has been looked on with jealous eyes from outside our homeland, hence why the eternal anglo chose us as a test case on how best to dominated colonially. Still the Gael survived, adapted, even thrived, if it were not for the Gael the British Empire simply wouldn't exist it. Wellington A fine Gaelic man as well.
I don't view races not of Gaelic heritage inferior, I simply believe they are not on the same level of existence that we are on.
Bizarre country
he's gotten better at speaking over the last 2 years
errmmm i think you mean GameGenderIsASocialConstruct sweetie xx
Are you fucking stupid? Labour is going to win by a landslide with him
yes it is
Greater London
>here
>example of it
>they've basically watched a few /brit/s and literally written down the gimmicks to try and use them to influence the thread
>sad cases
He was bang on from the sound of it mate
Can't handle reading shit like this
counter: uzbekistan
fuck labour and fuck corbyn
really love how my eyes just automatically skim over long posts
same as with posts with anime in them, my eyes just bounce off and continue reading the next post.
>Are you fucking stupid? Labour is going to win by a landslide with him
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Would suckle