How do British tourists behave in your country?

How do British tourists behave in your country?

>Constantly complain how everything isn't like home
>Refuse to tip

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>Refuse to tip

Nobody follows your retarded system m8

They come here mostly for soccer matches. And they always act like total sperglords, regardless if they win or not. Never heard something about regular british tourists.

>Refuse to tip
Probably the first and only time I can say I'm proud of our shit tourists

going to italy next week and I CANNOT wait to get pissed, make a mess and harass women

>There are tips in his country
You should be happy they don't spit you fuckers in the face.

Either really whiny or absolutely loving it, especially the beaches. I work in a hotel and they're alright, the old ones and the very young ones tend to be pretty crap though.

Why the fuck would i tip? Stop being such a third world country.

Better than retarded American tourists.

we call them kelpers, and have an annoying and ungrateful behaviour
they kinda think they own the place, you know?

If you go to a foreign country you should respect the local customs.

Otherwise you look like a twat.

What if they don't like the service? They shouldn't pay then, should they?

You should pay them a decent wage

>worked as waiter at The Hard Rock in Nashville for 8 months or so

They're pretty alright people usually, although the ones who would rather vacation in Nashville instead of NYC/LA or some shit are probably the more open-minded and fun ones to begin with. They were also usually super impressed by the quality of the evening talent (amateur aspiring country music stars) so I guess maybe the local talent isn't as good as there?

And the chicks (20-35yr) start dressing "country" on like the 2nd day of their stay, they just eat up that blue jeans tucked into boots with a tight plain tee-shirt and ball-cap 'country gurl' look lol.

Never see them, only old farts coming to die in the south not being seen

we call them "Gambas" (Shrimp in Spanish)

Because of the constant sunburn they develop outside their natural habitat

They also can't handle the booze

we will see in 2018

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They also like knocking out Russians with chairs

Well, everywhere in Europe where I see them is like that
- they get fucking drunk as fast as they can
- they are garbage everywhere, really piece of shit peoples, even womans, if you never seen briton womans drunk and shitted/pissed in pants, then you don't understand what i want to say

In rare cases, I meet classy britons, real gentlemans, rare ocasions,

They are the only ones who are actually dancing and partying at clubs.
They also puke and shit on the streets.

They almost seem worse than gypsies

Like drunk cunts.

Then again that's lower class brits for you. It's not a matter of location, they are equally awful back home

Brits of old age though are usually very kind and educated people.

I hate Americans so I refused to tip while I was there. I tip in the UK.

jealousy breeds hatred :)

I hate them because they sponsored the IRA who killed my Dad.

Know this feel but I try to forgive them and not blame the wrong people

I have only one experience with brit tourists and it involves an english family (mother father two teenage kids) showing up where I worked at the time (pharmacy) and being bizarrely excited by the experience reacting to every minor thing at the checkout counter with awe and asking constant questions.
Does Britain not have pharmacies or something?
Why were they so mystified?

They were making fun of you and your clumsy fat fingers

kek, sucks to suck m8.. rest in pieces ya limey cunt

I weigh 77kg and I weighed less at the time.
But really they seemed entranced by the store itself which is why I ask if Britain has pharmacies/drug stores.

Nope, they don't

You fucking retard

don't engage with the moors pls

I agree. If you go to the US you should tip. If you can't respect the customs of a country, be them good or bad within moderation, you shouldn't go there. in the first place

>don't engage with the moors pls
Because you want them all for your self?

It's one of your mulattosharts on a proxy bud

>be them good or bad
Morality does not go ut the window just because you change locations.
I do agree 99% of customs are pretty inocuous and should be followed though

According to the Argentine government and most of its population we do.

Also, as a Brit I am ashamed of most Brit tourists. Saying that, local people indulge their habits just for easy money, and are as culpable.

>Also, as a Brit I am ashamed of most Brit tourists

Why? Out of the literal millions of British tourists most are normal and well behaved, who just go around sightseeing and other normal touristy behaviour.

How many cocks does the average british tourist consume on holiday?

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In Ma they come out to the Suburbs and act surprised that everyone asks "What the fuck are YOU doing here?"
I guess their idea of a holiday in Massachusetts is airbnb'ing a house in the suburbs and annoying the shit out of the locals Started getting this from Norwegians and Russians too. The worst part is that some of these people move here.

Maybe if the Brits gave the Irish some freedom you wouldn't have this problem

They were probably weird yankaboo country fans if they went to Nashville, I doubt anyone else would go

Probably surprised at someone being rude to them for no reason desu

I have never once run into a Brit in OR or WA, probably because the climates are too similar. Meanwhile German tourists are all over the place regardless of the season.

Why do brits poo in the pool?

British are the American rednecks of tourism.

>>Refuse to tip
Good lads.

All of the turists here are either chinks or ruskies

they dont behave
and sometimes they die

very polite

like the fucking subhumans they are.


all anglos should be murdered on sight

I don't know why an american would visit northern sweden but we do get a few germans they love to sit on picnic benches.

>dress in weird outfits because of henparty/stagnight
>drunk and loud
>think they're entertaining and funny, but they're just idiotbatch number 300005789

The old folks are real nice desu.

You are in no place to call anyone subhuman.

its suburban america, there's nothing in suburban america. it's a wasteland of asphalt.

why the fuck would anyone from the UK or Europe be in suburban America?. shouldn't they be going to someplace more interesting, did they move here? if so why?.. isn't the US downmarket from Europe given the utter lack of govt services/etc?

Yes, yes, but at the end of the day cleaning shitty toilets in the UK is worth more to you than what Polan can offer. They maybe subhuman but you are there to clean up after them.

>isn't the US downmarket from Europe
lolno

>why the fuck would anyone from the UK or Europe be in suburban America?
The same reason people visit African nations.

I ain't even mad