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Fuck Drumpf

im back
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>Fuck Drumpf

Been waiting for you all day

Said no one ever

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what the fuck
why?
that meme degree is only useful if you're going to lawschool

what do poly sci majors even do? srs
hmmmmmmm
HMMMMMM
how did your date go
did you score a hug and a smooch on the cheek ;)

it went well
we went out last friday too

Because I know lobbyists and could get free internships

Essentially it was fast-track to becoming a lobbyist but now there are laws in place which restrict the job really badly

They do ur mum lol

The Flash is my new favorite superhero. Don't know why I fell for the stupid spiderman meme. Literally the most badass OP hero of them all

>what do poly sci majors even do
Go into politics or more likely get generic office jobs with their BA.

>favorite superhero
underaged and b&

youtube.com/watch?v=5nJ_tYKlkiU

bring die

i talked to a guy who got a poli sci degree from a really shitty little state school

he fixes a/c machines now

i fell for the STEM meme
best meme i've ever fallen for

Yeah, he's pretty cool

Do you like him because of the comics? if so, we are good

what can we do to say thank you to finland for keeping the roaches down

my tooth hurts

man pray for tigres to win so i can go to the final next sunday

>Paha will be in charge of law making
>Paha will make laws in a state where we store our ICBMs
PRAISE BE TO THE DAKOTAS! MUCH BETTER THEY ARE THAN ALL OUR STATES!
did you acquire any smooches

pffffff
slow f*t is just jealous

I mean I watched all the injustice cutscenes on youtube then I started reading the comics
The TV show looks sorta dumb

same

yes

too early
also
youtube.com/watch?v=jLECZsSp-Sw cyclists are still G A Y

>going into politics means making laws
lolno, more like low-level gov't intern bitchboi #1,003,456

what about
INTERCOURSE
i like women who bike and people who bike in general that do not wear those stupid racing suits

I told a girl she looked like an anime character and when she asked why I told her it was because she was so flat (she's southeast asian) and I couldn't resist

>treat red lights like yield signs
>have never and will never get caught

it's possible

still not sure if I should drink that beer

k wait till you get pulled over and get your ugly ass wooped

d-do not insult our kind
normie NORMIE NORMIIIEEEEEE

Reply to this post to find out

I'm not going to get pulled over lol

You're the half-Viet guy?

my boss is holding a barbecue on monday
yes, that's bucks

are you going to make housing affordable for young people in cool places

I recommend you to watch The Flashpoint Paradox if you haven't already

Or you can read the comics if you don't feel like missing all of the stories occurring during Flashpoint

here we go

Trump is straight edge because his brother was an alcoholic.

next monday, not this upcoming one

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The state of France, everyone

i made that australian one several years ago

good meme, thanks

what's in a finlando back pack

Trump told me to never drink beer.

Fuck this Russian spy.

btfo
btfo

es, no books thats for nerds

he's right

Paris makes London look white tbqh

I was thinking of starting with the omnibus
how the hell do you monitor things with NO FLAGS
MAC V SOG is the wall going to be easy to get past lol

trump's an all right bloke

>he doesn't have an eidetic memory

Should I quit all video games?

will i ever get a job

vivaldi is the best browser

FACT

firefox and all it's derivatives (pale moon, waterfox, etc) is a meme, chrome is a ram hog, edge is basically internet explorer, seamonkey is good for old hardware but is quite outdated, yandex is for russian hackers, et cetera et cetera

why do autists idolize this young man

THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT

HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???

*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

so cute

why cant our minorities look like this

can a eurasian truly destroy another eurasian?
don't think two BMWs of equal mass could effect each other

nope just r*ddit

based

stuntman mike

Are cyclists homosexuals?

women want to be him and men want to fuck him

stop posting koreans

>I was thinking of starting with the omnibus
That'd be great, go ahead and enjoy the ride.

He's a supreme gentleman

it's a jap faggot

forgot the name anyone know

i didn't grow up reading superhero comics or watching any of the shows so you could say i'm enlightened because of it

Should Mississauga be evaporated in nuclear hellfire?

Will the Chinese rule the world

A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are you called like that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP

stop posting asians

Wrong

>not biking
you really should

are you done checking

I ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS IF I'LL EVER GET A JOB REEEEEEEEEEE

UCK YOU ALL YOU PIECES OF SHIT I KNOW YOU GUYS THINK YOURE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU IGNORE MY ASS AND WHAT NOT BUT JUST KNOW THAT IF YOU WERE RIGHT NEXT TO ME I'D SOCK THE SHIT OUTTA YA YOU PUNK ASS BITCH I AM SICK AND TIRED OF MAKING GREAT OC TO NO AVAIL, SICK AND TIRED OF SLAMMING DOWN MY KEYBOARD. I HAVE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING GENERAL AND I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT. IF I WERE IN A ROOM WITH ALL OF YOU IN IT, I'D HAVE BULLETS WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR NAMES AND SHOOT IT UP YOUR ASS SO YOU CAN FEEL WHAT I FEEL MOTHERFUCKER ASS BITCH I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU COCKSUCKERS I AM DONE BEING LAUGHED AT, I AM DONE LOOKED DOWN UPON I AM FUCKING DONE COMPLETELY FUCK ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKER SONS OF BITCHES YOU'RE ALL MOTHERFUCKERS. 12 POSTS, 3 (YOU)S? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE IVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE THREAD STARTED AND IVE HAD IT THATS ENOUGH
FUCK ALL OF YOU

that is pretty good

hahaha
We're superior to your shithole in every aspect. Stay jelly.

The roastie thing is a meme, it's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

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>Mississauga calling anyone a shithole

thanks

I left out the autistic part where I want to be able to run like him

Where did you get this pasta

reminder that americans still mutilate their babies gentials'

not a fan of asian women

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I wondered why no one wrote a post for 20 minutes, then I realised the thread was abandoned .

quesataco

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haha, that's fine

My favorite superhero is Batman, he's a beast

west coast confirmed best coast

hate oreintals

asianqt3.14posting is better than the caraspam/vapespam/animespam/drumpfspam that makes up most of cum

Going to post this on /r9k/. Good idea?

shan't be circumcizing my sons if i have kids

but i'm a white slav NEET living in a modest lorne park mansion.
so eat shit!

>tfw I had an image to post but can't find it
Anyone have that picture of the family wedding where the husband is a Eurasian man with Asian mother and the wife is a mulatto with a black dad?

I still don't get how batman can go toe-to-toe with superman without kryptonite

sort of scary this data is seven years old