/brit/

Probably could have had sex by now if I'd been really trying at it

What we need right.. *lights cigarette* What we need is *exhales* what we need is another world war.

ur so dum lol

bucks is playing 8d chess

The woman who sung this song died 4 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

Yeah, apparently once you stop making fun of people for their sexual orientation, race, religion, national origin, and other things they have no control over you lose your “sense of humor.” Imagine being this pathetic.

>vassal levies raised too long
I don't HAVE any vassals levies raised you UTTER pillock

redpill me on desperate housewives

HAVE transferable diseases if i were to engage in skin-to-skin contact with anybody

strongly considering the 'cide