/brit/

Pippa is fucking done here edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=JkyepC6efig
youtube.com/watch?v=PKBttUMKND4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

std /brit/

...

hail trump

Not a fan of racists.

ever notice that the only people who reject the idea of weight loss surgery being the 'easy way out' are those that had it done

Hate waking up

the microscope is clearly on the 10x setting though, not 300x

tamagotchi died

DON'T THINK YOU'LL MAKE IT OUTTA THIS ONE ALIVE

jog on jappy

Mate spend 240 dollars on a very lowkey sunday night at the slots

Think he legitimately has a gambling problem. He takes every opportunity to bet on things, no matter how mundane they are

Reeeeee i was supposed to marry pippa

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is A Gambling Problem Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Slots Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Just a follicle lad.

>thailad
>a white, uni-educated IT guy
>moved to a third world country to earn £1000 a month
>could've moved to australia and earned £3-5000/month

Hmm, there MUST be some ulterior motive as to why he's there, I just can't quite put my finger on it...

higher relative buying power

Very cool watch

youtube.com/watch?v=JkyepC6efig

Thaiwank is a pathological liar. It's hard to understand him as a person because he's constantly lying.

the weather maybe? the beaches?

i wouldn't want to be in australia, because i wouldn't want to get bitten by a spider haha.

A Christian festivity?

curious that he chose the noncing capital of the world to live in when more prosperous options were available. hmmm.

Maybe so, but he's still living in a 3rd world military dictatorship. Planning a future there is ridiculous

Christmas?

>moving to Australia for work
no one does this except brit bartenders

A Resurrection?

he works for a western company though, so I assume he'll have a western pension of some sort

and anyone in the medical or IT industries who has an ounce of sense, the UK is dead.

Not during Christmas

I mean is it really hard work? What is our standard for hard work? Now a days spending half your work day on your phone is "grinding" and "hard work". Let's be honest, none of this shit is hard... life is easy in America. Hell if you're unemployed you can collect more than most actually working, so why try right? This American life is like being handed a road map to a great life. Some will trash it and trash talk the man, the country, the issues... all the while not lifting a finger all the while talking about the trials and tribulations. Want to know what the key to success is? The magical cure to poverty, getting closer to your dreams, "upgrading your situation?" Its WORK, its ACTION... its physically pulling that map out and physically moving your body using your mind. It's not decision-it's not choice-that's all philosophical bullshit-the choice is already made-you know it and that's the easy part. Want to be fit? Put down that cup cake and go to the gym. Want to be in Special Operations? Walk your ass into the recruiter. Want to be successful? Wake up and actually work-see its that easy. "Hey Sir! I want to reenlist with my brothers for 4 more years." "Done Glover when and where?" "Preferably standing on the heads of terrorist but I'll take an after mission re-up as well." "Done!" See how easy that was...

When you "assume", you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"!

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

except every nurse or secretary u daft mong

...

morning lads. fuck off nonce.

always dread these monday mornings, yet when they finally do come its like 'meh its not so bad!'

Cheeky egg mcmuffin at 1:30 in the morn' lads

Love all day breakfast at mcdonalds

*strides quickly into the thread*

Oh shit

FOY

there are better places in the developed world you can go, like the USA
East Asia as well is probably a better bet for IT than Auz, tax is way too high there and no freedoms

Aussies all leave for Canada to work in the oil/mining industry anyways

BETTER RUN BETTER RUN

I wouldn't mind going to Australia or the Caribbean to work for a few years, I don't know if I would settle there though.

>all day breakfast at mcdonalds
Need them to start this here. Breakfast menu is best menu

REMINDER GEORDIE ACCENT A SHIT

don't care

molly molly percocet

Shame the state of London now.
You're not a Brit unless you've watched this this in its entirety. Nigger the ships mascot, the Russian ponies and Mount Erebus.
youtube.com/watch?v=PKBttUMKND4

you cared enough to respond

don't care

Why would someone move from Britain to Aus? It's the same fucking thing

Except with nice weather and giant houses xxx

higher tax and I doubt there are that many more jobs compared to someplace like London

weather's nicer though tbf. would quite like it if it was sunny every day

Do you usually eat thai food or the western stuff they have there?

varies from week to week, I eat plenty of both.

How did Pippa Middleton get married to a billionaire? She's 30 and not particularly attractive

How did Kate Middleton get married to a prince?

what's a vulva?

sort of like a female willy

oh right
my gf has a willy, she doesn't know what a vulva is either

Kate Middleton is actually attractive, I sense me and Prince George have the same tastes considering we're both tall, white men.

Pippa on the other hand as social influence and access to power. The billionaire just wants to protect his interests for his future children by validating his wealth with the royal family.

wish i could marry a billionaire

Lovely personality.

drunk a 700ml bottle of voddy last night and I feel fine now

baffling

Think of this journey we call life as a series of choices. You make these choices in each and every step of the way and that's powerful to consider. You have the ability in these choices to lead yourself to a great love, a great career, ultimately a great life. Choose today to take action and put yourself in more opportunities to be given choices and you'll strive in life.

vodka doesn't give hangovers.

the clearer the drink the less it'll give you a hangover is the rule of thumb.

keep away from Whiskey and Red Wine.

Prince George is 3 feet tall and he's like 4 years old

BURN

Don't fucking care

meant Prince William

haha

overdid it at macca's yesterday lads. ate 4 burgers. going to struggle getting the ol' poos out today.

watched an alcoholic down a big bottle of voddy and an obese cunt munch on 4 burgers yesterday lads

Sounds sexy

might give the welsh a bollocking if he doesn't shut his pie hole

thinking about downing 750ml voddy an munching 10 burgers tonight

>come on user, let's go vote for mummy may

off to work lads

New Pokemon

Pre evolution of Volbeat

Go to bed
No one wants to see your shitty posts anymore

>tfw neet

>tfw neet
Rather be dead.
Rather be dead with a million a month job.
Rather be dead with nothing.
Rather be dead.

what the fuck is going on in the world, lads?

>he doesn't have a holiday monday

don't care

...

Is that Rolf Harris? Heard he was out.

fuck off no, you're only voting Tory because you're hot you bint, you don't even realise the privilages you have.

wait till you turn 30 and guys stop caring about your existence, you'll regret voting tory then.

>her: wow a guy who challenges my opinion and not only ponders to what I say, so different, w-w-what' your name user?

no more apples in the vending machine please

not a fan of these revered pseudo intellects tbqh

Big fan of this gimmick

Always lets me know I've been up too late

He's gone full retard

...

can't wait for americans to fuck off to bed

this thread will then be for just us indigineous British subnormies and incels

Now suddenly if you don't feel like a real girly girl or a manly man you're the fucking opposite gender. I feel bad for FtM trannys, no one wants them. At least there's a market for MtF

I do not understand this meme, please educate me.

Was perplexed Yanks were meming Ainsley for ages. Never occurred to me he had cracked America.
Fair played of him.

No wonder people from eastern europe kill themselves so much

i'd argue Eastern Europeans are the most oppressed race in this world atm tbfwy

This one always makes me grin