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raining edition

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We cyberpunk now.

one hour to exam

kill me

+1 for smoking
non-smokers get out

How do you go from this...

To this...

don't worry, this is the face of a spaniard that gets things done

Then finally to this?

That dog wants to fug.

haha ebin

telolet tolelolet
roti roti roti sari roti

I'd fuck it

I feel assured

Off to lift brahs, anyone else here trying to get /fit/?

I did for 3 months but I stopped

Why so?

Too lazy to continue
And I needed money more than I needed sick gainz, though I lost more than 10 kg within that timespan so I'd say it was at least worth it

Pls no bully

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That's not Jovelyn though, pic related is.

You look white, do you have Spanish blood?

i fucked up making this thread. i've never made one before ;-;

>no MKL
>most of the new threads aren't made by flip
Really flips the pancake.

Hes probably wiping his sweaty balls that someone would actually manage to dox him.
Sup Forums would cruxify him

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this thread sux, new one when

He's correct he's the guy
He was the one who post his pic first

I agree

Let's move to the general you always belong to

I can't find a chinese wife there

You sure are picky

Terserlah kesonsanganku,
Aku tersalah buat roti ;-;
Aku tidak menahu caranya, maafkan diriku.

All is forgiven if you're the Malay qt.

Ah, kys.
I'm a boi. I- It's okay if you guys wanna make a new thread ;-;

So you've been lying when you said that you were a girl???

The guy you're replying to is not me.

>blacking out his name
What for? that fatfuck happily announces his trips on fucking twitter for fucks sake.

bread is ok

>flip soldiers use american weapons since then
>still cant defeat rebels
>duterte now wants to switch to russian made weapons
>Yellowtards bitch about how ineffective russian weapons are
Kek why cant yellowtards look how russian weapons literally defeated every american war aggression like vietnam and Afghanistan

Uh... prove it?

Please consider putting the subject in the subject field next time so that threads like these get blocked by my filter kthxbai

To add, here's an archive version of his "political" blogpost web.archive.org/web/20160302190428/https://joeam.com/2015/03/05/how-the-left-lost-me-and-how-i-lost-respect-for-gabriela/

b-but those are commie weapons

can't block all the rapefugees irl

Prove what? If you think I write like a gay boy you're wrong

Rude DESU

Indog trying to get in yer knickers again

Come home brown man! halika na sa iyong tahanan

I'm sorry, pls stay we need more whiteys

Okay, so here is something that you don't understand: almost all of us here are males, therefore we presume all of anonymous posters here as males. If you claim to be a girl then you should provide some pics to substantiate your claim.

Nah I don't owe anything

Sorry, i dont speak chinese, so that probably wont be happening

Then shut the fuck up.

Nah man I'm assuming all malayanons is the malayqt now, I love malaysia now
why so rood

>write like a gay boy
Hmmmmm nak marah tapi betul.... Sap kok lu ah.
>You're pretty and angry, I'm guessing... orang Negeri?

Yes, I have made a new test thread. I'm ready to make new ones now.

Post heights bois and grills
let's see who here king and queen of manlets
5'5 - a little over asean average here

171cm/5'7
>kids younger than me are taller
>fucking formulaic milk i swear

170 cm

damn, y'all giants

Then its not the weapons it us thats the problem
have you seen the news we have been consistently pulverizing them since 2014 even before that but new groups form in every year now they are moving to the Visayans

>every american war aggression like Vietnam and Afghanistan
our rebels are the ones we are trying to defeat here
I lost respect for them when they start apologizing for dutdut

if you are going to stand for women stand in it in all shades

>commietards/Redtards are happy about commies giving our military weapons
>while the rebels are getting their weapons form other commie sympathizers

all for Russian and chink profit I see

170cm average height.

better dead than red amirite
ugh we flips are so smol

>My uni's program co-ordinator wants me
Or am I reading too much into it.

156cm

she wants that d man, you shud definitely make the first move
hihi frenchies smol

Why is Iglesia ni Cristo considered a blight here? I've been to a few of their masses and it's always the same shit, end of day, praise our founder, don't stray from the 'true' path. I want to know why

I fucked up, we use formals to call each other and I just wanted to break the ice calling her by name but I got cold feet and I passed it aaaaahhhh

>I could have had a late-20's gf
>I'm a pussy and passed it
Aaaaayyyy caramba!

What do you expect from virgins from Sup Forums?

well the "reds' are kiling and extorting the south

I ask the same thing with duts

I'm
and /asean/
Have you ever dated an older woman? I'm old fashioned so going for girls that potentially make more money than me hurts muh feels. In retrospect, that's probably why I'm still single all these years.
>It's the current year, I should change my thoughts about women

Your mom is older woman, wkwk.

To be seriously, i don't think the fact that you are single have any relation with your thought which is quiet common for men. It just that you are a pussy virgin thats all.
And that is the one that you need to change.
Why don't date high schooler desu?

Is this where virgins give other virgins love advice.

>pussy virgin
That is also true. Aku ngak ada skill, bro. Aku ngak bisa cakap kerna aku ngak "unique" atau "interesting".
t bh, i don't want a gf i just want a fwb. I don't think i'll commit and settle down.
>high school girls
I don't know any and I'm not one to follow new trends. By now, a high school gf would net a 2year difference with me but a lot of stuffs been popping up those 2years I don't even know whats hot and whats not anymore.

pls share advice, i'll give you oil.

Please join us, senpai

>t bh, i don't want a gf i just want a fwb.
Just get a lot of friends and wait which one will gibe you benefit.

The sauce is sketchy.
165 here btw.

gotta go to school everyday at 7:30am cause of majors and shit, haven't had a morning class for years until now
someone pls help I'm dying

Somebody nuke Indonesia. That country should not exist.
Goddammit, it's so fucking full of weeaboos who think that living "close" to Japan instantly entitles them to act like they're Japanese. Not only that, but they're loudmouthed, obnoxious, inept at both English and the internet, touchy, dramawhoring and have an ungodly clique mentality that means that if you ever insult and Indonesian, all his Facebook friends with names like "Sakura Angel InuYasha" will flock in, Typinq Liqe ThiS, and they will shit all over the site.
Not only that, but they constantly upload subpar garbage to their popup-infested free blogs and never update their file links - and in case the file is still up there, it's on some garbage file host that throws popups in your face as soon as you click anything at all, and requires dozens of waiting periods and captchas to cough up a corrupted, subpar copy of what you were looking for, tapestried with comments and links in Indonesian and packed in the most head-up-ass way possible.

183 cm

192cm, 19cm dick

t. nigger

i'm white actually

Are you the fag with yellow fever?

Yes.

damn columbine, chinese wife would be lucky to have you

You won't get any pussy pounding in this general.

Time will tell.
Thank you :)

Bading ba anak ni Kris?

Keep MKL there please. Plant some drugs in him.

enak dong sari roti

Why the hell none of you flips were bold enough to tell Du30 to kill that autist?

Apa benda la Indon ni, bangang betul

sexam finish ^.^

Most of the things MKL loves to talk is none other than his favorite singer. He also continually praise most of the anime that the artist worked on.

Shall I go to the bath with you?

Yes. Enter and disrobe

frenchie and flipbong finally gon' fuck

Thunderbolts and lightning

I'm going to undress myself and wrap my towel that cover from mid-breast up to the end of my crotch *blush*