/IMG_1142 lad/ edition
/brit/ more like /shit/
Europeans are really just pale Africans. It's the same mindset and same wartorn history. Hell, Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
Realistically speaking it's the new world nations which have been the most successful in their time.
sigh
haunting OP
can already feel that my next poo will be a sloppy hard to evacuate mess
rasheed
boarded a bus
get on the top deck so you can sneak a wank
shit fucking thread
post something interesting you skinnyfat gimps
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
fingers smell of petrol
>it's a popcorn kernel shell stuck between tooth and gum episode
how will our fearless protagonist fight his way out this one? find out tomorrow or next week or whenever he feels like brushing his teeth
we don't have double deckers
Russia is a paper tiger. The most overrated country in the world. They're only even relevant because of their nukes, half of which probably don't even work anymore
>Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
No, it's not even close.
p*ss *ff
Going to the work, lads. I seriously want to quite it and take a rest
mentioned
absolutely SCREECHING at that ruskie who can't spell "quit" hahahahahahaha
alri thailad
alri
Thought I had a job set up but it fell through
and so the NEETdom continues
alri thailad
Trust me, you don't want a job
scran
alri
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
...
>better living costs etc
very true, apart from the fact tat you need to live in a third world shithole military dictatorship, HOWLING at the fact your kids are gonna bow to some dictator in school every day
hate yanks. that's all
fuck off cunt no one wants anything to do with NEETs
I'd love to be a wagie
зaчeм бpaтaн
y мeня нeт paбoты, a этo дeйcтвитeльнo дepьмo
Thailad.
What?
That was coming from a wagie, you dumb fucking NEET. You have no idea what you're asking for
Quite?
Democracy will be restored next year iirc.
Thailand does a coup whenever politicians become too corrupt. Unlike everywhere else which just let it roll and see where it goes. It's not a terrible way of doing things.
Balkanites are pretty low
me2
feel like some are ok then they do something that just fucks me off hard
getting let go at the end of the week lads
searching through the job listings, my options are:
>get a night shift in asda
or
>become a NEET (done this before and it led to me being suicidal haha what am i like)
what a wonderful life this is
>isle of man at 200+
I'VE ALREADY BEEN A WAGIE YOU CUNT
Fast food doesn't count
got it out with a flathead screwdriver
it was right at the back behind my wisdom tooth so i couldn't get my finger in there effectively
>Thailand does a coup whenever politicians become too corrupt
10 coups in the past 30~ years, great for the economy. Vietnam has overtaken you as the fastest growing ASEAN economy.
Plus the vote to weaken the government to make them easier to coup, face it, your countries a fucking mess mate.
PHIMOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
wouldn't mind having a job but no one will employ me because i don't have any skills
bit miffed the russki didn't respond to me even though I wrote it in russian
what a bloody нaхaл
>ethereum skyrocketing
reeeeee
same with me x
might learn french
seems like the more i learn about it the better i understand english too
had an interview and they never called me back
back to recluse I go
As you rightly point out this has been going on for good long while now. Yet Thailand's GDP is still double Vietnam's. Really makes you think.
do you ever make a single post in a thread then just leave and never open it again? it feels like pinching out a shit in a public loo
Become a wagie then. It's horrible, spending 3 hours to get to work and come back 5 days a week. Have to dress nice on daily basis. I hate it
>scrubs
>how I met your mother
>community
>parks and recrceation
>rick and morty
>yank office
I have a highly refined sense of humour so I've never watched these shows
isn't vietnam's economy entirely propped up by flappy bird?
scrubs is great though ? ! ?
at least people respect wagies
you can make friends easily and talk to girls, family isn't ashamed of you
NO ONE wants to associate with NEETs
How much do you weigh, Ahmed?
*smiles at you shyly*
can australia even be considered first world?
Sorry, but shouldn't it much easier to find a job in UK?
fuck you and fuck your rice picker cunts, wish we were back in indochina so i could drag you out back to base and garrot you with a piano wire
Not a fan of this lazy typing 'gimmick'.
*thumps you in the fucking jaw*
>comparing the economy of a country that's never been invaded, to one that's been ravaged by the chinks and yanks continously for god knows how long
ah yes really gets the old neurons firing
yeah but what if I stepped to the left and tickled your chin?
Currently awaiting a call from a mate's mate about a job in England, the pay is unreal and I'd move out of the house. Would rim Theresa's arsehole for this job
12st 1
why?
youre on thin fucking ice pet
You started the comparison mate
if you're an intellectual shrimp perhaps
it's only because we don't have so much overpopulation and pakis
That's true, but that's a bloody price. And you won't become too rich or get super model 10/10 gf if you'll become a wagie. You'll still be cold and distant with your family.
i think it's because your cities are sprawling shitholes no?
Don't listen to them Aussie, go get a job and do something with your life
I wouldn't have it any other way x
t. mr noseburg
four interviews and didn't get the job on all four occasions
funnily enough the interviewers were all forrners
Don't always have to work for a Jew lad
no one will hire me. slowly becoming a rorke because of it. didn't have to be like this
love a bit of himym haha
Take a volunteering position to get some experience and get out of the house during the day
Walking through town on Saturday morning and seen a Big Issue seller sat on the floor. Some lass in front of me walked up to him and said in a Yank accent, "I'll take one of your papers. I love black people".
WTF?
maybe not directly but at the end of the day you'll always be working for a jew
businessmoving to a poor shithole so i can become a /brit/ personality
get ready to start calling me zambialad
Not if you work for cash in hand hoohoo
Imagine being black or some other minority today, perhaps you just want to be treated equally like everyone else. However more and more a narrative is being pushed to handle you with kid gloves because you can't handle the banter. All the overcompensating do-gooders putting you on some mental pedestal when all you really want to be is treated the same as everyone else.
despise the 'dits interpretation of the 'hmmm' gimmick
r9k get a lot wrong but they were on the money with that
had no idea my grandma's name is nadine
You're the shittest rorke on here. STFU
ah yes, thailad making up rorke fantasies again
think I've seen this one already
"progressive" reactionaries on point.
Love rorkes almost as much as I love pints
(love pints)
What are you going to tell your kids when they ask why you didn't invest in crypto?
2 hours down, 6 to go
am a centrist me but you do go overboard on the rorkisms
Bought stocks in meth like you lads have been suggesting
How long do I have to wait for the money to start rolling in
Very well stated