/brit/ more like /shit/

/IMG_1142 lad/ edition

Europeans are really just pale Africans. It's the same mindset and same wartorn history. Hell, Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
Realistically speaking it's the new world nations which have been the most successful in their time.

sigh

haunting OP

can already feel that my next poo will be a sloppy hard to evacuate mess

rasheed

boarded a bus

get on the top deck so you can sneak a wank

shit fucking thread
post something interesting you skinnyfat gimps

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

fingers smell of petrol

>it's a popcorn kernel shell stuck between tooth and gum episode

how will our fearless protagonist fight his way out this one? find out tomorrow or next week or whenever he feels like brushing his teeth

we don't have double deckers

Russia is a paper tiger. The most overrated country in the world. They're only even relevant because of their nukes, half of which probably don't even work anymore

>Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.


No, it's not even close.

p*ss *ff

Going to the work, lads. I seriously want to quite it and take a rest

mentioned

absolutely SCREECHING at that ruskie who can't spell "quit" hahahahahahaha

alri thailad

alri

Thought I had a job set up but it fell through

and so the NEETdom continues

alri thailad

Trust me, you don't want a job

scran

alri

THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

...

>better living costs etc

very true, apart from the fact tat you need to live in a third world shithole military dictatorship, HOWLING at the fact your kids are gonna bow to some dictator in school every day

hate yanks. that's all

fuck off cunt no one wants anything to do with NEETs

I'd love to be a wagie

зaчeм бpaтaн

y мeня нeт paбoты, a этo дeйcтвитeльнo дepьмo

Thailad.

What?

That was coming from a wagie, you dumb fucking NEET. You have no idea what you're asking for

Quite?

Democracy will be restored next year iirc.

Thailand does a coup whenever politicians become too corrupt. Unlike everywhere else which just let it roll and see where it goes. It's not a terrible way of doing things.

Balkanites are pretty low

me2
feel like some are ok then they do something that just fucks me off hard

getting let go at the end of the week lads

searching through the job listings, my options are:
>get a night shift in asda
or
>become a NEET (done this before and it led to me being suicidal haha what am i like)

what a wonderful life this is

>isle of man at 200+

I'VE ALREADY BEEN A WAGIE YOU CUNT

Fast food doesn't count

got it out with a flathead screwdriver

it was right at the back behind my wisdom tooth so i couldn't get my finger in there effectively

>Thailand does a coup whenever politicians become too corrupt

10 coups in the past 30~ years, great for the economy. Vietnam has overtaken you as the fastest growing ASEAN economy.

Plus the vote to weaken the government to make them easier to coup, face it, your countries a fucking mess mate.

PHIMOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

wouldn't mind having a job but no one will employ me because i don't have any skills

bit miffed the russki didn't respond to me even though I wrote it in russian

what a bloody нaхaл

>ethereum skyrocketing

reeeeee

same with me x

might learn french

seems like the more i learn about it the better i understand english too

had an interview and they never called me back
back to recluse I go

As you rightly point out this has been going on for good long while now. Yet Thailand's GDP is still double Vietnam's. Really makes you think.

do you ever make a single post in a thread then just leave and never open it again? it feels like pinching out a shit in a public loo

Become a wagie then. It's horrible, spending 3 hours to get to work and come back 5 days a week. Have to dress nice on daily basis. I hate it

>scrubs
>how I met your mother
>community
>parks and recrceation
>rick and morty
>yank office

I have a highly refined sense of humour so I've never watched these shows

isn't vietnam's economy entirely propped up by flappy bird?

scrubs is great though ? ! ?

at least people respect wagies

you can make friends easily and talk to girls, family isn't ashamed of you

NO ONE wants to associate with NEETs

How much do you weigh, Ahmed?

*smiles at you shyly*

can australia even be considered first world?

Sorry, but shouldn't it much easier to find a job in UK?

fuck you and fuck your rice picker cunts, wish we were back in indochina so i could drag you out back to base and garrot you with a piano wire

Not a fan of this lazy typing 'gimmick'.

*thumps you in the fucking jaw*

>comparing the economy of a country that's never been invaded, to one that's been ravaged by the chinks and yanks continously for god knows how long

ah yes really gets the old neurons firing

yeah but what if I stepped to the left and tickled your chin?

Currently awaiting a call from a mate's mate about a job in England, the pay is unreal and I'd move out of the house. Would rim Theresa's arsehole for this job

12st 1
why?

youre on thin fucking ice pet

You started the comparison mate

if you're an intellectual shrimp perhaps

it's only because we don't have so much overpopulation and pakis

That's true, but that's a bloody price. And you won't become too rich or get super model 10/10 gf if you'll become a wagie. You'll still be cold and distant with your family.

i think it's because your cities are sprawling shitholes no?

Don't listen to them Aussie, go get a job and do something with your life

I wouldn't have it any other way x

t. mr noseburg

four interviews and didn't get the job on all four occasions

funnily enough the interviewers were all forrners

Don't always have to work for a Jew lad

no one will hire me. slowly becoming a rorke because of it. didn't have to be like this

love a bit of himym haha

Take a volunteering position to get some experience and get out of the house during the day

Walking through town on Saturday morning and seen a Big Issue seller sat on the floor. Some lass in front of me walked up to him and said in a Yank accent, "I'll take one of your papers. I love black people".

WTF?

maybe not directly but at the end of the day you'll always be working for a jew

businessmoving to a poor shithole so i can become a /brit/ personality

get ready to start calling me zambialad

Not if you work for cash in hand hoohoo

Imagine being black or some other minority today, perhaps you just want to be treated equally like everyone else. However more and more a narrative is being pushed to handle you with kid gloves because you can't handle the banter. All the overcompensating do-gooders putting you on some mental pedestal when all you really want to be is treated the same as everyone else.

despise the 'dits interpretation of the 'hmmm' gimmick

r9k get a lot wrong but they were on the money with that

had no idea my grandma's name is nadine

You're the shittest rorke on here. STFU

ah yes, thailad making up rorke fantasies again

think I've seen this one already

"progressive" reactionaries on point.

Love rorkes almost as much as I love pints
(love pints)

What are you going to tell your kids when they ask why you didn't invest in crypto?

2 hours down, 6 to go

am a centrist me but you do go overboard on the rorkisms

Bought stocks in meth like you lads have been suggesting
How long do I have to wait for the money to start rolling in

Very well stated