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bruce
She actually went for it
Europeans are really just pale Africans. It's the same mindset and same wartorn history. Hell, Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
Realistically speaking it's the brythonic nations which have been the most successful in their time.
tasty on it's own imo
bit of cheese or pepper mixed in is nice too
Oh dear hahaa
you mean the atlantic nations
but only in the modern era
the most intelligent Europeans and historically most successful have been Italians and nearby nations
Literally just sharted my pants for this first time in my life.
I'm a meme now and I don't know what to do with myself.
you must be hamsom
Brown rice golfs pretty well
foy
>Criminology and primary teaching
Bit of a strange combination
Primary school teacher then
That's what you want.
Gtfo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pics?
Not if you want to work in L*ndon or the n*rth
is there a scientific term for when your willy gets small after swimming/ it's cold?
4 inch penis any tips?
*plays my drum kit really loudly in the garage*
hahahahaha
Your whole penis, that's the tip.
Geddit?
Only if you arn't a jew or muzzie xDDD
which i had goals
not much point if you cant achieve those goals tbqh
haha
??
Get four sticks, put two on your head and two on your feet
Now you've got goals haha
>he pandered to the euros
>didn't say get 8 sticks, 4 big and 4 small, put 2 of each on head and 2 of each on feet
It's like your country, small and probably shouldn't exist haha
Oh dear hahaa
do NOT like victorian rules
hello fellow IBS sufferer welcome to hell
goals are just artificial impositions of deprivation
TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP
AFL is obviously pointless (we know this)
But watching it high AF in Etihad is comfy AF
haha sucks to be you i can unironically hold on for a week
>bird posting
Is it the new duck posting?
We'll find out in the coming days and months
? Your country literally contributes nothing to world lol?
At least we have a bunch of scientists that contributed, meanwhile you low iq savages just surf and swing from trees.
>AFL is obviously pointless (we know this)
what do you mean by this
high as fuck and thinking about all sorts of bollocks lads
Belgium invented chips. You're just an inconsiderate Australian.
small pee pee
wifi is ares
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
Is Laura lad still here? Need updates
sports are just a circus to keep the plebians entertained while we extort their labor
tit lol
Wheeeew! Alright I'll try to break it down
AFL (the football played by the rules of A*ustralia) has no point in the grand scheme of things, thereby being point[i]less[/i], which is apparent to everyone as an obvious fact
oh fuck
I'm not a NEET any more
shit, SHIT, I didn't mean to get the fucking job
god dammit
80 iq
t. girly girls
I know this feeling
Start on Monday
80mm willy
100mm
QUITE the Chad
ur a small guy
that's today
brainlet go surf
like what
Adolf Hitler - the man who took on the banks
willy's so large that a qt accidentally touched it just trying to touch my thigh while she was giggling
right embarrassing for us both
Oh you look out your window at the cold grey dawn it's seven o'clock on a Monday morning
pour a cup of coffee
better make it a strong one
4 inches for u
Next Monday silly, although I was thinking it was Tuesday today
l-l-let me go human reeeeeeeeeeee
*clap*
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lucky git
I think I'm starting tomorrow
I've already forgotten everything she told me at the interview
the real fake doors commercial in reddit and morty
bit of a PG-rated dream there
Paddy Losty - the man who took on the pints
meh I just wet slices of stale bread and throw it out for them. Chirpy birds had a nest for years in my chimney. Don't even fuck off when I'm out the back. Dogs are afraid of them too
Plz stup it mekking me sad
Told em I'm gonna be there for at least 6 months, but really just for 2 months bahahahahahaha idiots for trusting me
purposely brake check every single normie runtoid with a baby on board sign using an automobile every time without fail
*smashes that reply button*
*unsubscribes*
why did funimation not get bruce faulconer back japanese music is gaaaay
annoying as fuck when you're hungover
>Dogs are afraid of them too
Gangsta birds or faggot dogs?
I would ask about poster but we all know the answer to that
unsure if this is you implying that i'm relaying a dream or you telling me that that happening is a dream of yours
reckon it's the former and i don't bloody appreciate it
all cops are bastards
Why do yanks call it super morio? And posta for pasta? Are they fucking dense or summin
Mate he's got you over a barrel! Bahaha
REALLY high
can't see very well
head hurts a bit
hungry
>Are they fucking dense or summin
Yes.
>getting laid off from my cushy comfy job on friday
>have to go minimum wage job hunting
currently applied to do late dishwashing shifts at tgi fridays haha end my suffering
WHY AM I SO FUCKING GAY LADS????
>Young British Lads. You know the way the media and Tories are focussing only on wether or not Corbyn supported the IRA? That’s because it only bothers old people who remember the RA, and they want to influence them, and frighten them. Because older people are the majority who voted for Brexit. That means the Tories don’t even consider you a threat, they don’t think you’ll show up on election day . Prove them wrong for the craic
Nice blog.
very bored
link me something to watch on youtube
brits say pasta really gayly (passta)
parsta is far better
so high jesus fucking chris
BECAUSE YOU LIKE GETTING WILLIES IN YOUR BUM AND/OR LIKE PUTTING YOUR WILLY IN BUMS
>parsta
dude weed
>parsta
foy
didnae read a word hen xx
anyone recommend any kino recent sci-fi films?
00) Early Thread
01) Messing me about (an ode to tim)
02) Irish Weather (Kev part 1)
03) love pints
04) rorkesheed
05) hate foreners
06) didn't read a word
07) Walking towards your heart (Kev part 2)
08) F.O.Y.
09) Hello Janny (Doin' it for free)
10) Work tomorrow (FMSU Remix)
11) Thread wars
12) FIFA ft. MC Deano
13) Travelling down the M50 (Kev part 3)
14) Early Thread (Reprise)
15) Piano Solo - Timothy Byrne
all australians say it that way
t. not him
That's just accent, southerners say pahsta and northerners passta, but Americans pronounce it posta/parster which is intentional
Jo