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bruce

She actually went for it

Europeans are really just pale Africans. It's the same mindset and same wartorn history. Hell, Eastern Europe probably has similar IQ averages to many African nations.
Realistically speaking it's the brythonic nations which have been the most successful in their time.

tasty on it's own imo

bit of cheese or pepper mixed in is nice too

Oh dear hahaa

you mean the atlantic nations

but only in the modern era
the most intelligent Europeans and historically most successful have been Italians and nearby nations

Literally just sharted my pants for this first time in my life.
I'm a meme now and I don't know what to do with myself.

you must be hamsom

Brown rice golfs pretty well

foy

>Criminology and primary teaching
Bit of a strange combination

Primary school teacher then
That's what you want.
Gtfo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Pics?

Not if you want to work in L*ndon or the n*rth

is there a scientific term for when your willy gets small after swimming/ it's cold?

4 inch penis any tips?

*plays my drum kit really loudly in the garage*

hahahahaha

Your whole penis, that's the tip.

Geddit?

youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

Only if you arn't a jew or muzzie xDDD

which i had goals

not much point if you cant achieve those goals tbqh

haha

??

Get four sticks, put two on your head and two on your feet

Now you've got goals haha

>he pandered to the euros
>didn't say get 8 sticks, 4 big and 4 small, put 2 of each on head and 2 of each on feet

It's like your country, small and probably shouldn't exist haha

Oh dear hahaa

do NOT like victorian rules

hello fellow IBS sufferer welcome to hell

goals are just artificial impositions of deprivation

TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP

AFL is obviously pointless (we know this)
But watching it high AF in Etihad is comfy AF

haha sucks to be you i can unironically hold on for a week

>bird posting
Is it the new duck posting?
We'll find out in the coming days and months

? Your country literally contributes nothing to world lol?

At least we have a bunch of scientists that contributed, meanwhile you low iq savages just surf and swing from trees.

>AFL is obviously pointless (we know this)
what do you mean by this

high as fuck and thinking about all sorts of bollocks lads

Belgium invented chips. You're just an inconsiderate Australian.

small pee pee

wifi is ares

CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP

Is Laura lad still here? Need updates

sports are just a circus to keep the plebians entertained while we extort their labor

tit lol

Wheeeew! Alright I'll try to break it down
AFL (the football played by the rules of A*ustralia) has no point in the grand scheme of things, thereby being point[i]less[/i], which is apparent to everyone as an obvious fact

oh fuck
I'm not a NEET any more
shit, SHIT, I didn't mean to get the fucking job
god dammit

80 iq

t. girly girls

I know this feeling

Start on Monday

80mm willy

100mm

QUITE the Chad

ur a small guy

that's today

brainlet go surf

like what

Adolf Hitler - the man who took on the banks

willy's so large that a qt accidentally touched it just trying to touch my thigh while she was giggling

right embarrassing for us both

Oh you look out your window at the cold grey dawn it's seven o'clock on a Monday morning

pour a cup of coffee
better make it a strong one

4 inches for u

Next Monday silly, although I was thinking it was Tuesday today

l-l-let me go human reeeeeeeeeeee

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lucky git
I think I'm starting tomorrow

I've already forgotten everything she told me at the interview

the real fake doors commercial in reddit and morty

bit of a PG-rated dream there

Paddy Losty - the man who took on the pints

meh I just wet slices of stale bread and throw it out for them. Chirpy birds had a nest for years in my chimney. Don't even fuck off when I'm out the back. Dogs are afraid of them too

Plz stup it mekking me sad

Told em I'm gonna be there for at least 6 months, but really just for 2 months bahahahahahaha idiots for trusting me

purposely brake check every single normie runtoid with a baby on board sign using an automobile every time without fail

*smashes that reply button*

*unsubscribes*

why did funimation not get bruce faulconer back japanese music is gaaaay

annoying as fuck when you're hungover

>Dogs are afraid of them too
Gangsta birds or faggot dogs?
I would ask about poster but we all know the answer to that

unsure if this is you implying that i'm relaying a dream or you telling me that that happening is a dream of yours

reckon it's the former and i don't bloody appreciate it

all cops are bastards

Why do yanks call it super morio? And posta for pasta? Are they fucking dense or summin

Mate he's got you over a barrel! Bahaha

REALLY high
can't see very well
head hurts a bit
hungry

>Are they fucking dense or summin
Yes.

>getting laid off from my cushy comfy job on friday
>have to go minimum wage job hunting

currently applied to do late dishwashing shifts at tgi fridays haha end my suffering

WHY AM I SO FUCKING GAY LADS????

>Young British Lads. You know the way the media and Tories are focussing only on wether or not Corbyn supported the IRA? That’s because it only bothers old people who remember the RA, and they want to influence them, and frighten them. Because older people are the majority who voted for Brexit. That means the Tories don’t even consider you a threat, they don’t think you’ll show up on election day . Prove them wrong for the craic

Nice blog.

very bored

link me something to watch on youtube

brits say pasta really gayly (passta)
parsta is far better

so high jesus fucking chris

BECAUSE YOU LIKE GETTING WILLIES IN YOUR BUM AND/OR LIKE PUTTING YOUR WILLY IN BUMS

>parsta

dude weed

>parsta
foy

didnae read a word hen xx

anyone recommend any kino recent sci-fi films?

00) Early Thread
01) Messing me about (an ode to tim)
02) Irish Weather (Kev part 1)
03) love pints
04) rorkesheed
05) hate foreners
06) didn't read a word
07) Walking towards your heart (Kev part 2)
08) F.O.Y.
09) Hello Janny (Doin' it for free)
10) Work tomorrow (FMSU Remix)
11) Thread wars
12) FIFA ft. MC Deano
13) Travelling down the M50 (Kev part 3)
14) Early Thread (Reprise)
15) Piano Solo - Timothy Byrne

all australians say it that way

t. not him

That's just accent, southerners say pahsta and northerners passta, but Americans pronounce it posta/parster which is intentional

Jo