I consider migrating to Mexico so I've got a couple questions:
Is it possible to carry a machete while on plane?
How much pesos will the best looking puta cost me, since 90 percet of your females are ugly mestizo?
El Ukrainiano goes to Mexico
Adrian Nelson
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Landon Morris
Puta madre
Ryan Moore
Depends, tell me the exact location you plan on traveling to and I'll give you some answers.
Lucas Adams
Juarez, perhaps. I'm not sure yet.
Jacob Perry
>Juarez
Good luck getting killed lmao
Jordan Butler
Nice place, but I haven't been. Go ahead and make the trip and just ask the locals the exact same cringy shit you're saying on here, they'll help you out.
Aiden Wilson
I will not be asking, I'm gonna be raping beaner putas and stabbing spics like a white knight warrior.
Owen Bell
Okay lad, send pictures for me
Bentley Moore
I'll create my own vlog on youtube and liveleak.
Landon Stewart
Okay lad
Joseph Smith
And I agree, bestiality is some cringy shit indeed.
Jordan Reed
Okay
Cameron Ward
It isn't, though. I urge you to talk me out of this.
Xavier Howard
1 no
2 idk but I suposed you could get a blowjopb for 5 usd
Elijah Perez
Nah man, do whatever the fuck you wanna do
Ryan Sanchez
Whoa! 5 usd for a half human half ape puta? That's a ripoff!
Landon Gutierrez
very good thread
Aaron White
You could always do it with a aids-ridden ucranian for that matter, without any need to travel such a long distance, so why are you complaining about how things are in other places?
Juan Cruz
Go to brazil and try sopa de macaco.
I heard it's uma delicia.
Ethan Edwards
If you do this you're going to die probably
Jaxon Ramirez
He is just the next addition in a long list of shitposters obsessed with Mexico. Nothing new, we get one or two per month.
Easton Howard
how do you say SOPA DE MACACO UMA DELICIA in polish?
it's for documentation purposes.
Nathaniel Jones
>aids-ridden ucranian
Nah, not all have aids, Ukraine ia not another Colombia.
Levi Cook
Zupa z makaków jest przepyszna.
Jose Diaz
Wonderful language
Landon Myers
Why Ukranians are more salty than Russians? The guy is Russian not Ukranian...
Dominic Moore
r8 my pronunciation
vocaroo.com
Nicholas Rogers
9/10
Only small mistake is first part of last word,
rz sound is little bit harder
Landon Long
Why do some Mexican news outlets lie about him being Ukrainian? He wasn't even born in Ukraine nor does he have a Ukrainian second name.
Adam Gutierrez
Gracias. I love your language and I want Ewa Farna to sit on my face.
Grayson Powell
I'm pretty sure she's from Czechia.
Justin Morales
>Implying these are separate nations
Bretty good
Wyatt Butler
She's polish living in czechia you dummy
Hudson Young
What ia she doing in Chechnya again?
Mason Flores
Jordan Gray
Not even Colombia is as degenerate as your non-country.
Jaxon Sanchez
My cunt may be a shithole, but racially you are subhuman and that's gross and makes me vomit.