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slushate li warhol.ss we
xth for macedonian empire
I have nothing else to say so fuck albania and fyrom.Kosovo should go to serbia and bosnia should get nuked.
Breaking news. Georgi Ivanov, first Bulgarian in space, has stabilized in his medically induced coma. Get well hero
t. arvanite
Balkan fix plan (semi-realistic version)
Serbia gets northern kosovo and rs, but gives up rest of kosovo and presevo region.
Albanians get presevo valley and rest kosovo, but give up fyrom and south epirus.
Croats get croat bosnia but give up a bit sea access to muslim bosnia.
Muslim bosnia becomes independent but gets small corridors to border different than only croatia and serbia and gets some sea access.
Greece gets south epirus but gives up a bit clay south of Bulgaria (doesnt need to be mpaok). Also maybe we can take a loan of 50bn to boost their economy for the clay in exchange.
Fyrom is dissolved into Bulgaria/Serbia depending on peoples choice there
See any problem? Me neither
Kosovo should go to Albania you mean? Which it will very soon.
How do we avoid war over Bosnia? How do we civilize the serbs?
Haha nice one /mp/ro!
Do you like Alija?
Has a girl ever had a crush on you? What was it like? Asking 4 a friend.
>Fyrom is dissolved into Bulgaria/Serbia depending on peoples choice there
Fuck right off. Was with you up until this part.
>Without Population
I'd like to live on a secluded summit in one of those districts without population and Black Metal to be only sound to be heard in that deathlike scenery.
>How do we civilize the serbs
It's not only their fault
>tatar delusions
We're not giving up clay for any reason
The pomaks have clearly stated their preference
Greece already has southern Epirus
>taking a 50 bn loan to help nkreeks
fuck that shit nigga
>chimps out
>BW3 kills 80% of balkanlars
You don't wanna deal with their shit for too long because you already have a crush on another girl.
Nice digits, infernal hails.
I understand, but they seem to be chimping out the most, more so than Albania. Would you disagree with my viewpoint that Serbia is the cancer of the Balkans?
Yes.
One of them was an albanian by the way,not that ugly actually.
She even asked me out but I told her I wasn't looking for anything serious.
Guys I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it on Samurai Jack who killed Aku in the final episode.
Completely
Albanians are the cancerous leeches of the Balkans
ruh roh
You think the spoilers are clever, but I mean this was obviously going to happen
>Croats get croat bosnia but give up a bit sea access to muslim bosnia.
a sliver of coast has infinitely more worth than anything in the shithole called b&h
>rejecting illyrian goddess
you should be stoned tbqh
>no flag filter in the settings
I guess that is a question asked so as to identify normies. If any of you answered yes, you should leave now, subhumans.
Also Ashi gains Aku's powers, opens up a portal, Jack kills Aku and she fades from existance
You're welcome
But why? Albania is chilling while serbia is sending kosovo je serbia trains to the Kosovo border. Kosovo is a de facto independent state, and soon to be Albanian clay. Nothing will prevent this. Just accept and move on. But they keep chimping out.
Its about the peace, you have already a lot of coast
but /balk/ is literally normie central
wagecucks, marriedcucks, batkas..
is this true greeks?
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Reminder to ignore leafbey's posts at any cost no matter how provocative they are.
Didn't read after first 2 words.
batkas are not really normal, they are more like wannabe drug dealers and bouncers and generally the cancer of this society
Its easy to chill when you got what you want.
>accept and move on
Hard
no
yes i fully agree with you :)
no fucking idea lad. i dream about that almost daily but alas to no avail
>things that totally happened
Time will weed them out, slowly. By 0-1, the thread is going to be pure and empty. Go to bed, wagies!
>batkas
fucking kek. who here is a batka be honest
/BATTLE OF THE BEYS/ IS IN FULL HEIGHT
all we need now is kamal
I wish you guys get a border with Albania
I really do
Then you'll start loving even the Turks
also ashi dies
Fuck you tatarshit you are the cancer of this place
>normies aren't the cancer of society
whatever you say xpozed
kamen from rakovski is a drug dealer and miro from plovdiv is a literal batka
I didn't really reject her.I just told her that I wasn't looking for a long lasting relationship .But she took it as rejection.
Where's ikibey?
kamal is not a bey and kamal is not a single person
i actually have a new proposition for the balkans
albanians, bulgarians, and romanians rid themselves of their current identities and identify as illyrians, thracians, and dacians respectively
all 3 team up with the greeks and cleanse the balkans of slavdom forever (magyars can help too)
finally the balkans is divided into 4 realms as shown in pic related
everyone lives in peace forever
Creatine is bad for your kidneys bro. Whey and good food is all you need.
True, but it's not just that. Serbia is the last stranglehold of Russia in the Balkans. The state mentality is, if they are not developing, no one should be. They want to make everyone as miserable as them.
>give up a bit sea access to muslim bosnia
Even if we wanted to and we don't, how would we go about doing that? Construct a 100km tunnel through our country? Give them a very thin strip of land all the way to the coastline?
>bulgarian intellectuals
triggered much, makke? (:
that's pretty prejudiced tbx. just because a girl likes you doesn't mean she wants a long-term relationship...
leafbey best poster in this general currently (:
it's legit.
It means "without a clear majority"
>tfw to inteligent too be mpalkan
FUCK YOU! Fucking funny but still, fuck you.
And not having an Albo border is great. The albos we get are educated and cool. Thank god for our buffer zone. Though I really think Albos are not as bad as you say.
but she was.
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Thanks bratle. You're an excellent poster yourself.
I keep telling fellow Bulgarians to stop unconditionally liking albos and also ashi just vanishes
Why are fyromians so rude?
>projecting
You're our buffer zone. Never forget that. Weaklings forget their identity in 50 years.
>Though I really think Albos are not as bad as you say ashi+aku's powers=portal in time
I'm talking from experience lad
i do not know. perhaps he needs a 3-day vacation. i will try to make it happen for him. he sounds like he needs a rest.
Wow these are cunt moves man I actually want to enjoy the show
>be me
>1.93
>87kg
>fucked over 30 qts
>/fit/
>charming
>10/10
>500k on the bank
>Audi A6 2015
>Intellectual
>come to /balk/ to not lose grasp on the bottom of society
>feel even better than I am
>mfw
>I actually want to enjoy the show
You won't
I did
You won't though
Thank Genndy Tatarkovsky
actually you're just perpetually butthurt to an annoying extent, as an albanian diaspora i know full well how bad albanians can be in the diaspora, but you exaggerate to such a inane level
I managed to enjoy it. It's kind of hard when the entire army of all the people jack saved rushed to his rescue against aku in the end.
literally me
>you
by you, you mean the majority of Greeks I presume
nobody likes you here and it's not an exaggeration
Out of all the shqips here, I've only met 3 good people
And they had one thing in common, shame for being Albanian
at least im taller than you
definitive proof bulnkarians and nkreeks are the oldest kangs in the book lads
What did you do to accumulate 500k? And why only an A6 if you have this money?
Also 30 qts isn't a ridiculous amount if you're motive is to fuck girls. Though if you're over 27, you should start looking for that special someone and raising a family, fuck the degenerate life.
You do know the Ottomans gave you a big chunk of our coast right?
>yes?
>good
>a little light, but fine
>good
>good
>good
>nice
>well done
>audi
aand into the trash it goes
>Graecopithecus
are you a bosniak? did i finally find a bosniak on Sup Forums
Didn't read.
Anyways I'm having a BBQ. Peace dudes. Never forget Kosovo is independent only temporarily and will soon return to serbia
>a literal bulgarogreek ape
it's like /balk/ all over again
WUZ
>trusting a typical larper
boshnjaci?
ruh ruh, gues who was right all along
No the only coastline you have is because the ottomans only managed to grab a tiny bit of coast
I am
>be me
>be Greek
>see qt
>scaramouche dies
>worry.tiff
>open the door
>get on the floor
>scotsman dies
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>ruse post
is this a joke
>3-day vacation
I have a 365 day vacation a year, take that haha
>audi
Only subhuman gypsy trash buy Audi cars here, and furthermore they use Bulgarian car plates.
MP5, nice.
shit that nigga had a tight jaw
quite unlike his ancestors who had humongous jaws
pretty much proof that he was on a soft died. pretty much proof that nkreeks and mpoulnkarians invented the protein shake
>our
Ottomans created you, mudshit. They carved straight into Croatia and created an abortion of a country called Bosnia.
god bless your soul. you guys are pretty rare tb h. its always a serb posting with a bosnian flag
the only coastline we have is because of how the borders we're made during Tito also check our old map
based balkan muslim bro