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First for Mexico

Tfw only 4 inches hard
Kill me now

The Canadian Prairie's are the most powerful region on the world.

/halifax/

I like a cute girll at the gym, nice boobs, no ass.

how do i approach her

I love these frogs with coffee.

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don't recall giving you permission to save that

>He doesn't main Quico

i just saved it

Really???

oops

Tell her you're American and can get her a greencard

heh did the same here

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"ayy bby you like fitness? how about fitness dick in yo mouth"

Ariana Grande confirmed dead in Manchester explosion. Press F to pay respects.

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F

Yes

Cum means make a semen
So this thread about fapping? right?

Good riddance.

no its about fellatio

>no ass
you don't

Forget about pleasing women

holy shit

R-really? I fucking hate everything

Hey there everybody!

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fuck off fag

Isnt it the opposite?

if the mudslimes actually killed a pop star like her, people may take them seriously

BC is nice, dont pretend like the prairies are western

and that's nunavut or some shit

>be inbred human in bongland
>hear a loud bang
>immediately think ahmed detonated new bomb
>yell bomb
>cause mass panic
>die in stampede

Eastern Canada and Western Canada are both comfy in their own ways.

post wpm

>prairies
>not western

that would literally make only BC western you fucking dingus

my grandmother is visiting and she is talking with my mother about how great it will be when my mother has a granddaughter

um, bit rude?

80

Much rather live in eastern Canada desu

120 on a full sized mechanical

this is a laptop

what are your thoughts

yo edmonton get me a job where u work bb

precisely. AB, MN and SK are central

My grandmother told me that she'd love me even if I was gay. She thinks I'm a homosexuals because I've never had a girlfriend.

Atleast she still loves you

tell her she's a runt

master race

good luck to my brother

my mother thinks i might be gay (she has asked TWICE) but i dont think my grandmother has entertained that possibility

>tfw your dad asks if your gay

hmm yes

Did you remember to think of me while imbibing the vapours of the smoke of the foliage of the plants in the Cannabaceae family?

Say to ur gm what u already has 2d gf

Still
>Spent ur time on 4ch
>think what ull get gf

i wanna hit 80 lool

got 121 on this and usually get about 110 and now my C key is missing so i can't produce those results anymore

tell me this isn't aesthetically pleasing

this isn't aesthetically pleasing

got 31 wpm

more like autistically pleasing

How much would we have to pay mexico to take all these damn indios back?!

I forgot which Canadian I said I would think of so I thought about Canada.
I am NOT a weeb.

No se aceptan devoluciones gringo pendejo.

hmmm yes

neck yourself racist

Tomalos!! Reee

Be a weeb without gf better than be normal guy without gf imo

cool i broke 80

i got to stop hands might get hurt

tfw no gf

doing gods work

I just want a russian gf male why do you ignore me

This makes me wonder, what are some parts of eastern Canada or America like? I'm only on the west coast so I have no clue.

i don't actually know i was just memeing

from what i hear the maritimes is either fishermen or trailer park boys irl

Currently trying to break 90 but I something fucky is happening to my hands now

just did it 4realz and got 409cpm/82wds

*devours feces*

they should take the white guilt faggots too

wait for it

youtube.com/watch?v=HoLDX6RHTY4

Your flag is really beautiful, SC.

no one here is 100wpm+?

tfw fastest fingers on /cum/

Tfw gay and parents dont know lmao

>accept more "refugees"
>refugees go live on west coast or in new england
>refugees blow up yankees
why did i not think of this before, i would have voted hillary

What do you think of this story I wrotge?

drive.google.com/file/d/0BzMrLTxaIACHT1M5a283OV8zNE0/view

Not as beautiful as Cusco's flag!

Thanks

>do you ignore me
Nah
>I just want a russian gf male
Bad idea tho
Still I can be urs gf, but... too far maybe... :3

LuL, I think ussual flag

I got up to like 95 but my hands started shaking so I calmed down

hurry up and confirm if ariana grande is alive or not goddamnit

this is the hinge point for whether or not there's any takeaway for this attack

> pile all the worlds refugees on the east and west coast
> both coasts succumb to the invasion
> refugees get cocky, amass their forces along the border
> we are merely passing through your territory
> useful idiot middle america goes backwoods and kills all the refugees
> world refugee crisis solved

lets get on it

jason you are the demons tier

you lads rekon its safe to open my windows and all the wasps are gone

She's fine baka. Read her Twitter

can't say i want ariana to go on living

The encroachment of imperial troops?

he got roasted

she hasn't posted since yesterday

>he posts on /vp/

>/vp/ - Pokémon
what the fuck