ITT: We badly describe vidya and guess what they are.
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ITT: We badly describe vidya and guess what they are.
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Red Alert 2, easy mode fag
Good job you double nigger
fission mailed
Metal gear solid 2
No, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
I sneak into Japan to kill robots who think they're human
I spend years killing members of my adopted family in order to get revenge on my adopted father because I used drugs and killed a lot of people for money and whinged about it when I accidentally killed my real family.
Also, I fuck every woman I meet because I fucking hate the memory of my real family,
Also, I'm fucking up everything and lots of peoples' lives because I don't give a fuck who gets caught in the crossfire of my drug-fueled revenge against my adopted father.
pong
Jump start first grade
clack clack clack clacklacklacklack clack clack clack clacklacklack tap tap tap taptaptaptaptap tap tap
"2 weeks"
Rock band?
MUD
close
Guitar Hero
wew lad
Grabbing some bud to jump higher
Mount your Friends
>no main menu
>tanks are fucking broken
>enemies are almost impossible to fucking see
>oh hey look i get a hatchet instead of a knife
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>good luck with that mofo
Nope
Little Big Planet
Nah m8
God of War, easy.
thought I'd start off with an easy one lol good job, user
>Feeling, thinking, sentient Robot with amnesia
>I have to kill my best friends
>Plot twist it's just his clone I have to kill
Super Mario World
cave story?
>Fucking hate my job
>On my feet all day
>exponentially more customers until I fucking die and have a stress-induced stroke
>Start again tomorrow
Nope
Hint
Early 360 era
I've never heard of that game. So nope :P
you what?
cavestory.org
download it, play it
SNATCHER?
Real Life?
Vr games?
Diner dash?
Osu
Guitar hero
>Be the aggressor
>Lose the suppressor
>Get bitched at
>balding man steals your girlfriend
>go rescue her
Super Meat Boy
Made me kek
>Your adopted daughter is in trouble, so you set out to rescue her
>do a million sidequests instead
Witcher 3?
Papers please
Wrong
winner
I've finally won something. Maybe now my parents will be proud of me
They'll be proud when you finally get out of your room and take a shower
Sent in to recover Intel
Get infected
Find out there s no cure
And everyone is gonna die
Bro. Dying Light
But-but outside my room is scary
>shot in the face
>jingle jangle
new vegas
fallout las vegas
Fallout New Vegas
...
The artist Logic apparently was recruited and doesn't stfu about how hes got "nades and smokes".
martian sledgehammer communists
16 year old party game for children
>what loser plays competitively
>friend falls in goop and turns into goop and becomes weasel thing.
>ct orbs and rescue sages.
smash?
Fallout new vegas
Jak and Daxter Series
Jack and Daxter EZ PZ
yup
>story quest is gonna be rough
>spend most of money and resources on materials for good armor
>go grab quest from quest giver
>spend 8 real world hours making fluffy ruffs because you're starving and broke
you watch wrist rockets and it is just like the simulations.
If you threw "MOM, I NEED MORE TENDIES" I'd guess League
battlefront II, the good one
correct
driving a mclaren f1 listening to uncle kracker and bush
nice trips, i burned so many hours on galactic conquest when i was a kid. i still have my ps2 just for that game
The game begins
You're dead!
Skilled laborer and his brother save his girlfreind from a repeat sex offender.
Mario?
Legacy of Kain
BuhbuhbuhBUUUUUUUH buhbuhbuhBUUUUUUUUUH buhbuhbuhBUUUUUUH Buhbububu
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
Not what I was think of
Ice climbers?
Bf1?
Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain?
WRONG
Here's another hint
In the sequel, you get TWO GUNS !!!11!1!1!!!1!
>the guy at the top of the leaderboard spent the whole game spamming claymores
>his rank
>the same bald guy who somehow survives every game in the series
>doesn't even die in the last one
>ffs
Enjoy getting killed 300+ times a minute by naked people more toxic than the CS GO communities and LoL communities combined
Rust
red faction?
>nobody buys this game for what it was intended for
>just the glitches
Sonic 06
lmao, not even close
>be good for nothing
>have shit job
>have shit coworkers
>meet shit people
>waste your paycheck on junk
>repeat
>be me
>only summoned when world falls apart
>world falls apart
>tear up bad fuckers for a bit but something's fucked up
>good guys try to fuck me up
>ultra bad guy pops out of the ground
>fucks me up
>wake up in front of bosses
>wasn't actually summoned
>the fuck
>powers gone, gotta fix shit
Seige?
Darksiders?
nice
>have amnesia
>contemplate life
>suddenly BOMBS?
>Goku appears and asks of you to collect the Dragon Balls for him
>You are uncertain about your actions but do it anyways
>Meet Goku in space
>Goku goes Darth Vader and says he is your father
>Beat the shit out of him