Hey /b, my coworker and I get to name a strain of Staphylococcus aureus!

Hey /b, my coworker and I get to name a strain of Staphylococcus aureus!

What should we call it?

Hitler did nothing wrong

typhlosion

Fuckus niggerus

staphy mcstaphyface

I don't get it.

StaphCockinArse

b/tus simplexus

Currently leaning towards this one...

Staphylococcus aureus faggotus

it's a Pokémon

Upset skin and the staphylococcus bois

Too long.

Desuitis

This

Staphylococcus aureus var. drumpfus

Staphilo C O C C

poop fart

Staph-tacular

M.ake A.merica G.reat A.gain

Re-roll

Roll

Pimply Popeye

fuck off kike

No you don't that is from a news article about a boy that contracted staphylococcus from a bouncy house.

Staphylococcus areola

Call it 'DubThe Dew.'

Call it Micha Barton. Because she played 'Mrsa' on the O.C

Pustular Baneplane

...Linda?

ruby dabs

S. Rotzakokov

Staphylococcus aureus kekimus

Dubusnamus

Second

itler type H.

I didn't say the pic had anything to do with it. This would be a really random thing to make up.

name it david

Jews did 9/11

Something cool like
Matt Baker
Randy callaghan
Neil Connor
Gabriel Rojas
Rick Chapman
Paul Clawson
Jack McQuay
Loid Mercer
Rick Braddock
Phillip Murray
Dunno have imfagination!

name it: The jews did nothing wrong.

Staplercockus

Staffi Graf

What distinguishes it from common S.Aureus? Not calling bullshit, just curious

Gram-Positive Parsons Band

Hey!
Why not F.A.G?
I guess thats cool as Randy calaghan and else

Poopiedoupoulos

Lmfao hahaha holy shit that's funny and retarded

The Assassination of Staphylococcus Aureus by the Coward Vanko Micin.

Say it in summer's bratty voice, she removes all the vowels.

Dinducoccoullus Nuffinius

>Staphylococcus aureus

Call it Staphycolocus diarreus

Herpegonasyphyliads

Motu patlu

Jesus disease

why

>Yikestaphylococcus

Staphylocockus anus

Faggotocin

Trips and name it
"Fagosis"

Staphylococcus anusculus

"I can't believe it's not staphylococcus epidermidis"

Shiggydiggyus

Anti-Fa

PRSA
Get it? Pussy resistant...

The fuck kind of lab you work at? Clinical or research?

What about S. aureus var golden pepé. The rarest of all the pepés, unless it goes pandemic, then, not so rare.

"the cancer that is killing Sup Forums"

Hug-Briar
(On account of the fact it looks like you've been getting macky with a thornbush.)

Pedopoopolous

Spotti Mikspottisen

(Spotty Mc Spottison)

Staph. Aureus epidermidis

Touch of the Jews