Waifu thread

Waifu thread.

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Slooooow

Very

Srry left ya hanging btw. Am focus on my arts tho. See ya m8

Cya

here

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shizuru

So you have to work Thursday?

anoodle

smog

it looks like I dont actually work that day.
I dont want to do this anymore

aight

Sorry.

Well that's nice, what are you going to do for Thanksgiving then?

Uh nothing? Probably pretend I work.

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Hmm?

Want to get away from your family?

You could say that.

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Cute

Do you have any extended family that you see on holidays, or just your immediate family?

Tomoko is
Yeah cousins and stuff...

Good morning everyone

Do you go visit them, or do they come to your house?

bed time. i hope.

no rest for the wicked I guess
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theirs.

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Is it a long drive?

Less than ten minutes

How are you?

Damn thats really close, so where are you going to go while pretending to be at work?

Friends house I guess. His family is going to be out of town

Meh just lost a game of civ, but other than that I'm good

Lucky, I wish my family was out of town

Well they are having thanksgiving tomorrow. Real thanksgiving will be with the sister thats in the loony bin that he isnt going to.

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Obligatory question, whys his sister in a loony bin?

She is a deceptive impulse buyer with horrible decision making. The sheer amount of questionable people that ive seen in her room is enough. guess she tried to key the car and then tried to OD on pills.

Interesting

Cute pic. Yeah. I guess she at one point bought 15 pillows with her parents money because she wanted to or something

That's good

The fuck would she want 15 pillows for

So how are you

She was a nut. Crazy in the coconut

That girl needs therapy

i think she is getting it actually.

Seems so

>Checked
I mean she's in a loony bin I think she's already getting it

Did you realise that you said song lyrics?
>they dont get it

its a song silly.

>purely psychosomatic

I don't really listen to music

glad you are having fun.
I only know specific stuff

Decided to watch some wrestling.

Tried an apple today, something I need to get used to

What kinda stuff

I didn't know you were into gay porn

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uh idk much about that
Stuff

Oh wow. Never had an apple before? Did it confuse you?
Hey, its fun watching people getting tossed around like ragdolls. Plus a lot of what they do is real, they just know how to land so they dont get hurt. Its a weird combination of stuntman, actor and physical performer.
See above.

Whatever you want to fap to

Why?

Thats real specific

Whatever helps you sleep at night

Eh. You both just dont get it.

I try
I get that

Nigga what

A very silly reason, rewatched Madoka Magica and remembered my favorite character eats apples

Can someone tell me why I'm this tired?

Too much sleep?
The skin. Did you peel it or eat it? Did you eat the core?

I ate it as it is

Because sleep is bullshit

Oooooo. Brave.

Oh I almost forgot, hitagi started playing ffxiv again today

Why do you need to get used to it tho?

I went to play it and guess what? THE SERVERS WERE DOWN SO FUCK ME!!!

Is there something I'm missing here?

For one thing I'm very picky eater, anything I eat I get like a gag reflex like "ew nasty"

I slept 7 hours which is normal for me

Oh. Ok that explains.. maybe

Yea patch 4.15 comes out tomorrow

Same, you should eat applesauce if you don't want a solid apple

Not really. Just someone so picky. Why though.
That's weird then.

it does
The patch lets you play instruments or something?

oh and applesauce sucks

Salt is apparently good with apple, idk it's a really autistic reason to eat an apple

As my earlier post, I was rewatching Madoka Magica and my favorite character eats apples, my autistic mind thought "hey I should try one" and they're supposedly good for my teeth

And you've never eaten apple at all? In any form?

I've never had any fruits or vegies in my life

Yea their adding the perform ability for bards, and a new PvP mode, I like cinnamon applesauce

Sometimes you just gotta do some autistic shit, and apples are probably better for you than whatever else you'd snack on

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I feel like pvp would be a bit of a shit show. I dont want any of it

True lol

What?

I doubt you've had literally no fruits or vegetables your whole life. Unless you lived off supplements.

My life consist of pizza, mcnuggies, lasagna and grilled food, primarily grilled food

Bullshit, you've had potatoes

It kind of is, but it's pretty fun with friends

I've never had a solid apple either, just applesauce

Ok I guess french fries count?

And yeah, pizza would have had vegetables. Lasagne has tomatoes. You could have had corn bread or grilled corn.

Never really counted them, when I think of eating fruits or vegetables, i think like literally eating them as they are

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Of course, and you've had mashed potatoes before I assume?

Pizza does not have vegetables, unless you count the tomato sauce