Help me get laid b
Help me get laid b
"I'll bring the sour cream"
I was thinking: "I'd love to have a taste"
kek I like that one
roll
Looks like your pretty much already there. Almost seems too easy. How about this?
> do you swear you won't take my kidneys?
user you're already in the clear just set up a day
Are you a Taco Bell? Because I'd like to eat your taco at 10PM and 4AM.
I know but how do I turn the convo that way? What do I reply with?
I’ll burrito you with some sour cream cunt
Or are you Chipotle, because i'd like to eat you at and take you home for some guilty pleasure
what's ur nationality
White
K I replied
nothing too smooth but u played it safe op
op shouldve replied with this, not too late
"yea, but I'm not into ugly fat bitches."
Done
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Need response
PLS RESPOND ;D
>over 3 hours before you responded
women stay horny for like 10 seconds, you have to wait until she's horny again bro.
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NIGGER
sorry my tourettes
this, I had the same effect.
This is now a YPYL, you PUKE you lose thread
Lost
Wait, are you talking about your pussy? Cause I'm gay. I'm just looking for friendship.
I don't understand because if she started by saying sex references ... it's almost like you're in bed with her. Why do you need our help, nigger ?
>op abandoned the thread after 2 posts
why even post in the first place
kek
Ayy lmao
Op here she hasn't replied
Yeah, but I like it spicy, so sit on my face.
You snooze, you loose. Fagget
Well she hasn't unmatched so....
Tell her you want to fuck her. It's not that hard.