Help me get laid b

Help me get laid b

"I'll bring the sour cream"

I was thinking: "I'd love to have a taste"

kek I like that one

roll

Looks like your pretty much already there. Almost seems too easy. How about this?

> do you swear you won't take my kidneys?

user you're already in the clear just set up a day

Are you a Taco Bell? Because I'd like to eat your taco at 10PM and 4AM.

I know but how do I turn the convo that way? What do I reply with?

I’ll burrito you with some sour cream cunt

Or are you Chipotle, because i'd like to eat you at and take you home for some guilty pleasure

what's ur nationality

White

K I replied

nothing too smooth but u played it safe op

op shouldve replied with this, not too late

"yea, but I'm not into ugly fat bitches."

Done

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Need response

PLS RESPOND ;D

>over 3 hours before you responded

women stay horny for like 10 seconds, you have to wait until she's horny again bro.

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NIGGER
sorry my tourettes

this, I had the same effect.
This is now a YPYL, you PUKE you lose thread

Lost

Wait, are you talking about your pussy? Cause I'm gay. I'm just looking for friendship.

I don't understand because if she started by saying sex references ... it's almost like you're in bed with her. Why do you need our help, nigger ?

>op abandoned the thread after 2 posts
why even post in the first place

kek

Ayy lmao

Op here she hasn't replied

Yeah, but I like it spicy, so sit on my face.

You snooze, you loose. Fagget

Well she hasn't unmatched so....

Tell her you want to fuck her. It's not that hard.