Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?

Shiw here a good bbc

Rape the bitch

Cum on her face. Assert dominance.

Um...have incredible sex with her until I empty my seed into that magical hole that is her vagina.

Call the police?

>Wat do?
report op for spamming

You already posted this earlier, shut the fuck up.

Chase that ratfaced overrated cunt out and fap to pics of a hawt chick

Inquire as to why she thinks she can walk into my home without asking permission.

take advantage of the situation

Politely ask her if she's up to for some buttsex.

ask for money

Tell her to get out so i can go jerk off on Sup Forums

Fall even more in love with her

I dare her to sing while sucking my cock

cum and start farting

>ask her why she's in here.
>"well It just so happens that I was in the area. And I managed to get your name off of fanfiction.net (no I don't actually have one but play along.)"
>swallow the lump in my throat.
>"I.... Uh..."
>"It's alright user. I read all that stuff you wrote about me."
>fuck. I was just standing there awkwardly... response quick!
>"H-how'd you like it?"
>instantly turn bright red.
>why the fuck would she like fanfiction about herself.
>she giggles.
>unsure if its from the fact I turned red. Or the stupid fucking question I asked.
>"I mean... most of its... Ok... The main problem I had with it was how inaccurate it was."
>I take a semi sigh under my breath.
>"what p-parts of it were inaccurate."
>she smiled.
>"well for starters..."
>she peeled off the short shorts she was wearing quicker then I could ask her what she was doing.
>she turns around showing her ass to me.
>"My ass is a lot bigger then you make it out to be don't you think?"
> she bent over infront of me. The only part of her lower body not exposed was covered by some red lacy panties.
>pass out instantly.
>wake up from dream.
>go to Sup Forums and masturbate.

>Turn 360 degrees
>Walk away

Alert the police that there's been a home invasion. Then I'd proceed to sue her for all the money I can.

LOLOL fucing retard! 360 IS THE SAME WAY!! get out of my thread motherfucker!!

you know "turn 360" is a built in Sup Forums meme, right?

delete thread

delete you, faggot.

it actually works tho
you do the 360 to scout the room for any other intruders and than you walk backwards to keep your eyes on the subject to be prepared in case if it tries anything funny
but I guess tactics like that are too hard to comprehend for you

Suck a Jack Russel terrier's dick.

Eat ass for the 1st time amirite kekistanis?

HAHA! You lose! THE GAME, motherfucker.

Long life Sup Forums trap queen!!!

Tell her to get naked, clean my apartment and worship my cock

I get arrested