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tfw no gf

It was the other way around for me

>Wanting a gf
>Wanting sex
>Wanting romance/intimacy

honestly who gives a fuck, it's just chemicals in your brain senpai, just do a few faps and you'll be and fine and want none of that. women are whores

>inb4 fedora replies

Who are those little boys and why do they look so scared

What brand of rum do you like?

>it's just chemicals in your brain senpai
now this is autism

emily

i need it

I agree, however I have no experience so my opinion does not count for much.

Malibu

theyre gonna get their jap asses slapped

I capped your post BTW you better find a gf.

I lived at home the first two years and didn't get off to a good start
also my dad is an alcoholic and I always felt bad coming home from parties drunk so I missed a lot of them

grimes

none of those things matter, nor do material possessions or any other worldly things. I am physically deformed. My psyche is warped on a plane you could never comprehend

I'm public enemy number one

post your meme folder

Reminder that if you are an alcoholic you should never start a family.

Don Q

captain morgan

but heroin addicts are good to go right?

Don't really like it when I accidentally swap right on fat or ugly girls.

Hope your dad gets better

What's the world population of gingers and compare that to the worlds population of indigenous people

No.

Gas the muslims civic nationalism war NOW!

Europe, Africa, and Asia are majority indigenous.

youtube.com/watch?v=SdkV8nfFV6A
Best ppg

I really think this year is the year I get laid. I feel pretty gud.

Try Tinder, user

I feel the same, but I'll be very disappoint if it doesn't

I don't know if I'm game

unlikely, he can't touch alcohol
Even the taste of alcohol in food sets him off for a few days
And sober he's lethargic and whiny

Mom's pretty brave about it 2bh

user from Toronto
Writing the words to a shitpost that no one will (You)
No one comes near

>tfw the cute slav girl in my class probably doesnt even know I exist

>Go on Tinder
>no one messages me first or answers my messages
>literally all I say is hi

I feel bad for all the normies who post on here. They do not know yet. They are not yet able to comprehend the depths of our suffering. And this is a wicked place. The longer you stay here the more likely you are to come back. There is no escape for the normie once they have strayed too far into our lands.

What are Slavs doing in California? I thought most of them lived on/near the East Coast.

tinder whores are the worst
would rather pick up women the old fashion way
duct tape and sleeping pills

I'm surprised she's still with him. Good on your mom

slavs are all over and around Sacramento

...

>lives in Toronto
>isn't a normie

that must suck

im mentally ill

No idea how she did it
>childhood memories have been repressed for years
>slowly realizing all of the impromptu sleep-overs with friends and family were because my dad came home drunk
Definitely not a can of worms to open up

Hola mis bebes de luz.

He's just trying to get laid, which is what Tinder is good for. I found out for myself that it's not very good for finding a girlfriend. I got a few girls numbers yesterday. Maybe I'll ask one of them out.

I was in Time Square when this happened. You wouldnt believe how many dumbfucks were standing around just recording the car and the people on the floor with their iphones (i took a few photos myself too 2bh)

you cant embarrass me because i hate myself

>complains about dumbfucks gawking and taking pictures on their phone
>is also on his phone taking pictures

/r9k/ tier thread

show us he pics lietr

This is how the Yankee dies. Bleeding out in the street while his subhuman countrymen watch

Really enjoying the """White""" Hispanic meme after this.
Oh. Why don't you have a qt slavette gf yet, then?

need something to distract myself from the horror that is life

You're not wrong

your country is small

tried alcohol?

loud is not allowed

I dont live in Sacramento

Reminds me of that episode of Black Mirror

i plan to become alcoholic

another victim of the leaf

Do you live near it?
Alcohol is bad. The Devil's Lettuce is better

/r9k/ tier country

ogai but I'll post from my phone and they'll be slanted

alcohol is much more fun

...

>i watch black mirror

kys dumb ohiANO

have some hiram walker left buds, gonna drink that and relax a bit

Wrong.

like 45 minutes away. But I dont want to meet the slavic gangs that hang around there

alri

no guess i'll go buy some :^)

Why is even cara-poster bullying me now

I realized it was you right after I submitted the post

oh my god what is happening

ariana died

highly considering asking my 21+ year old coworkers to buy me booze from the liquor store next door from work desu

Have never been to Sacramento. Also it shouldn't be the capital of California. SF or LA would be better capitals. Wish this "irrelevant city is the capital instead of the largest or important city" meme would stop.

Tinder is good for women. It simply doesn't work for men. There are MIT studies on this shit.
technologyreview.com/s/601909/how-tinder-feedback-loop-forces-men-and-women-into-extreme-strategies/

my Sup Forums folder has no organization

Just watched Alien for the first time

LA makes no sense as the capital

SF was the capital, but they moved it inland to be the center of the state

might get myself addicted to codeine from over the counter tylenol-1 pills

Works okay for me right now.

drunk posting is way more fun that stoned posting
fact

you're on a break little mister

yeh I bet you did

>Tinder is good for women. It simply doesn't work for men.

Did you like it?

very much yes, was terrifying

Good to hear

Yep gonna go for this: Coffee brown colour; intense molasses, spice and brown sugar aromas; rich coffee, chocolate, vanilla bean, spice, molasses and clove flavours.

Alcohol/Vol47.0%Made in: Trinidad and Tobago

According to this, you're wrong. It was a temporary capital while Sacramento was flooded.
usacitiesonline.com/castatecapitals.htm

It's time to nuke Illinois

that stuff is so good, i would recommend it bud

im not little and i was just kidding around bub

You should smoke some dank kush too and get crunk nigga

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high levels of violence/crime? Check.

Poor educational standards for much of the population? Check.

Inadequate health care? Check. (people skip important medical check ups and procedures because they cannot afford it)

Highly corrupt government with only the illusion of choice? Check.

Seems about right to me.

*sips tea*

I've been in one long existential crisis for the past year

Benicia =/= LA

the spot that was LA was basically uninhabited until orange grove salesman pulled in people looking for cheap land around the turn of the century. Until they started creating major army bases and shipyards in WW2, LA was a much smaller city compared to what it currently is