I had a weird experience on the weekend...

I had a weird experience on the weekend. I haven't been able to wrap my head around it and was hoping you user's could help.

I have been seeing this girl in her mid 20's. She had a daughter in highschool, and is on government assistance. (my dating pool is kinda shitty I know.)
She'll fuck me though, and it's been a couple months. Sometimes when I get off nightshift I go to her place and crawl into bed with her before her kid wakes up.
So I'm nuzzled up fucking her slow from behind under the covers while laying on our sides half asleep and in comes her kid asking for milk.
The mother tilts her head to me and whispers "don't pull out" so I just leave it in her feeling awkward as fuck. Then she says the weirdest thing. She asks her little girl if she wants regular milk or salty milk.
That's probably the grossest breakfast drink I could think of.
Her daughter seems to agree as she giggles "no" then her mother tilts her head to me again and whispers "do you want to give her some milk?"
I agree but I'm not going to put any salt in it and laughed. She just rolled her eyes like I made no sense.
So I threw on my boxers and went to the kitchen. I tried to bring it up later and she told me it was a private joke between her and her daughter that I wouldn't understand. Have any of you ever tried salt in milk? Is it like salted butter?

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She's talking about cum you nigger

.. That makes even less sense. Nice try troll.

Lots of help you guys are.
Have some pixs

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Ffs no wonder Reddit is more popular.

You fucks won't even aknowledge questions.

Just spend your days posting chicks with dicks and cartoon child porn.

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nice n subtle OP, nice n subtle

Why do I get the distinct impression I'm missing something here?

youtu.be/RZjDanSjWyo

a purpose in life maybe?

Wtf is this shit?

Clearly since I'm fucking single mom's and work a dead end night shift.

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Totally realted to the topic..

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you can shitpost without all this text

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Wtf is wrong with you people?

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So fake and gay...

>mid-20s
>high school aged daughter
something doesn't add up

Does she ever ask for coins with her salty milk?

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No.. She had her daughter while in highschool. Her kid is only seven.

I didn't give her salty milk or coins

You Sir can go fuck yourself

But have they ever mentioned coins when talking about salty milk?

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No.. Why?

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Pussy I could see beig like coins.. Pretty sure it wouldn't taste like salty milk unless she's gross af with her hygiene.

Imma play along...just ask the kid if she wants salty milk and see what she does.

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she started sucking my dick

what now?

now you get arrested because you told everyone about it. things like that need to be kept secret to last

... Are you fucking kidding?
Was not kidding?
Whe the fuck makes a cum joke to their kid?

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Wrong thread m8e

hit me up my skype it's CutieBun18339

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M8 no one cares about your shitty star wars game

she was talking about you fucking her daughter you dumb fuck.

I don't have skype.

Jesus dude.. Stop.

Anybody going to tell me what this shit is about? Her and her daughter are a little weird compared to how I was raised, but I'm usually not judgemental.

... WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MILK!

>Whe the fuck makes a cum joke to their kid?

some 12 year old on Sup Forums because they are out of school this week you fucking mong

seriously it's art like this that teaches kids circumcision is OK. It's fucking not alright? it's not OK.

try this at home.
>jerk off into a cup
>taste it
now does it make sense?

Circumcision is who's fault? Just asking.

So while OP's fake ass bait story is entertaining and all heres a real story along the same lines

>be me about 6/7ish years ago
>horny 26yo sex addict
>respond to ad on craigs from bbw looking for fwb
>shes fat blonde and ugly but dtf and wants a load dropped in her
>giterdone.exe
>drive out to her apt late one night
>she answers the door in lingerie smoking a cig and shes been drinking
>i walk in and light up a smoke and she says dont mind my daughter.
>mattress on the floor in the corner
>little blond girl about 5 or 6yo
>sleping in pink or light purple panties and shirt

cont.?

Pass.

Her mom made the joke.. She's not twelve.

... Dubs.. So you must continue.
I'm guessing you're not as oblivious as OP.

go on my pretty boy

66 & 44 speaks for itself.
Continue.

Buddy clearly didn't pre-type the story

:(

>she sits down and we chit chat while smoking
>gives me a beer
>shes saiys something about her dick ex and some problems yada yada
>says she cant wait to feel my cock in her
>lingerie is see through, checking out those giant tits and blonde patch on her pussy
>asks if i think her daughter is pretty
>she really was a cute little girl so i say yes
>she asks if i want to wake her up and meet her
>ah no shes sleeping i dont want to be rude
autismintensifies.zip
>we go into her room about 6 feet from where daughter is sleeping
>get to it
>door open
>shes sucks my cock and eats my ass
>eat her pussy and fuck her doggy
>care package incoming
>get dressed and see little girl still sleeping as i left
>cant beleive she didnt wake up while we were fucking
>never talked to or saw lady again

I had actually forgotten about this and didnt give much thought to it at the time and recently it came back to me as im struggling with my sex addiction. Now in hindsight i totally get what she was asking...

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while its obvious this is bait , theyre clearly talking about you feeding that kid your jizz.
Ouch my mouth hurts from that hook.

You and OP are failures.
No woman is going to straight up ask if you want to fuck with their daughter.
But missing not so subtle hints like these is a disappointment.

women aint gonna ask you to fuck their daughter in general

> ITT: OP acts innocent/ignorant/retarded/like a giant hooked bait and pretends he doesn't know what salty milk means and baits all of us at once

salt in the wound Sup Forumsro

Would you have?
Why not go back?

dont have the crystals to make this thing work

You mean plutonium right?

the flux capacitor needs plutonium

That dude's look just screams "rob me and stuff me in a dumpster"

Calling it. You're OP and you're recounting a story you heard on Sup Forums a little while back, but then changing the last few details.

Trolling like this is why I still come to Sup Forums.

i think op's story is fake and bait.
but beleive it or not my story is real.

ive rolled it around in my head a lot wondering if she was really offering her daughter to me. i think she was but im not 100%. she was obviously in a fucked up place mentally so who knows

That's a shit reason to still come to Sup Forums
It's not even a good troll.

Why did your sentence structure, capitalization and punctuation change?

lmao god damn
i dunno dude just the way i am i guess ive never noticed

Three hours.. A thread like this survives three hours.
Sup Forums is so dead it ain't funny.