Best way to last longer? Literally anything goes lads

Best way to last longer? Literally anything goes lads

Just slow down when you feel the nut is on it's way. Edge basically.

Fuck like normal then cum. AFter cumming just keep fucking.

Best sex of my life was on a particular cocktail of booze, grass, and aphetamines. The levels are important, so experiment.

The best thing for good sex is having a partner you trust and is willing to treat sex more like an experience than a furious pursuit of your own orgasm.

Sauce

Viagra, cum stay hard, cum again rinse and repeat.

My mate hadn’t got any for a while. Told him having a walk beforehand would help him out. Being a prick he had two.

Couldn’t get it up. Blamed me. The prick.

Are you cut?

Please tell me thats a girl.

What works for me is literally thinking about boring stuff or clearing my mind.

I have this pic in my pocket at all times. Just pull out and take it in.

>Please tell me thats a girl.
HAHAHAHAHA, where do you think you are?

Be on top. Time will pass slower for her as she's exposed to a stronger gravitational pull.

Be straight and only fuck really fat, ugly dudes that reek of sulfur. Should last really long

No fucking idea sorry mate
Yes
Probably lmao

practice by fapping for a long time.

I think you're confused. This is supposed to be something to help you last LONGER.

fuck like a chad
cum when you want
who gives a shit if she cums or not

100% guaranteed way to last longer

put your dick in for 2 seconds, take it out of 20 minute, repeat

you can last for hours

It's a trap.

I need a solution to last not as long as I do now. Gets annoying.

Those are some nice tits

yeah thats why im afraid lol. Most "girls" that have that style turn out to be dudes.

i love me some wizard on wizard action. I came buckets.

Take citalopram.

Pop a Xanax bar, but don't lil peep it, I lasted an hour and didn't even get off I just got tired of fucking. Didn't help that she jerked my dick like a fuckin jack hammer to try and get me off.

Alcohol definitely helps if you're talking one night stands. I've heard horror stories about "whiskey dick" and how it's difficult to stay hard, and in my experience this is total horse shit. I was harder than I've ever been and I had full control over when I came. It was straight fucking for almost an hour (no condom this was with my girlfriend) and after she finished a couple times, and I decided it was time to stop it took less than 45 seconds for me to cum. This has happened on 2 occasions.

Also worth noting I was fucking trashed, not just a little tipsy.

Dip your fully erect penis on flex seal and let ot dry...
If you feel its not hard enough, dip it again, repeat this process until you think youve done enough coating
This will allow you to stay up for ours, and still deliver that rubery feel

Just wank off before having real sex

Take some antidepressant

Why would antidepressants help?

Are you wearing a condom? Those make it almost impossible for me to cum

Alcohol has been known for centuries to give you whiskey dick, but going to assume you knew about this.

You can try topical anesthetics like the numbing stuff for sunburn but you have to use it before and wash off so its not convenient. If you dont youll numb her too (unless youre under a condom)

Some positions are much faster for me. Doggy I cum in a few minutes especially if she knows what shes doing and puts that bone on the inside of my dick. On top I can control butt flexing, which milks the prostate and helps you cum, so dont flex your butt. With her on top I can last a very long time (indefinitely) because of this. Experiment.

You can also take downers, most of them will make it harder to get excited, valium xanax etc. Might make you not be able to get hard too though. Cum beforehand works too, the sooner the better but it depends on your situation how realistic this is going to be. If youre driving over for a booty call and you can cum 15 min beforehand that is best. Effect would probably wear off, depending on your sex drive and other things, between 1-5 hours.

Other people say to think about other shit but I cant do that really, maybe this is good for the ADHD kids but I focus too much.

antidepressants have bad sexual side effects, but will probably make you not want sex too and may make you impotent.

opiates keep me from busting. usually even longer than is appropriate. she'll get off but i'll go home with blue balls. you'll be high tho so it's kinda whatever

Makes it hard to cum

try this
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Start jacking off every day.
Sooner or later the only thing that will make you cum is your own mad man kung fu grip and speed.

I close my eyes so I don't get visual stimulation and I think of Margaret thatcher.

Just think about grandma...

Unless she's hot, then don't do that.

I go on FOREVER on antis, I fucking hate it.

If I ever got laid that is..

This technique is tried and tested, little known and not only enables you to last a lot longer but will also virtually guarantee female orgasm.

Man on top, typical missionary, but you place hands under buttocks and rotate her pelvis. You'll need to take some weight off the upper torso with your head (nod into the pillow, kinda thing).

Don't thrust in and out, but rather focus on smaller movements that massage the clitoral area.

That's about it really, really easy. Most guys ejaculate too quick because they emphasise on thrusting, that is what makes women cum in porno, but not so often in real life.

Dickchick. Kalindrablows on tumblr

Try anti-depressants

Boil some candle wax and insert just the tip

>Best way to last longer? Literally anything goes lads

Stop wearing underwear. When you stop getting random boners from pant friction you’re ready.

Chop ur dick off and put it in a full metal jacket

Bringing the facts

Masturbate twice a day, possibly even three times. By the end of the week, it will be almost impossible to cum.

opiates. not enough to start nodding obviously (though passing out and waking up in a haze of trashy junky sex is its own kind of fun) but enough to be decently high and you'll be able to fuck nonstop for as long as you want. which wont be that long cause its actually really unsatisfying and maintaining an erection requires constant stimulation.

Just jack off a lot.
After doing this for years I can fuck for over 40 minutes if I really want. 40 is about average though but if it's hot I'll usually stop sooner from sweating and getting tired