I come from the outside, With one simple question for you 4channers

I come from the outside, With one simple question for you 4channers.
Where is the deepest place I can get on the internet? I want to find the deepest part of the interwebs, or at least a lead

You won't find it on the clear net.

> Googles "How to acess deep web and not get virus"

deep web

Well you will have to modify your rig. First your CPU is not made to search more then three layers down. You will need a
#1 Flu 10 Capacitor. This allows your computer to use Tacyons instead of elctrons in your computing power.
#2 A P1p B0y. It can lock into other dimensional wavelengths.
#3 A Ectoplasmic rotational drive. It will keep your computer from ghosting out on you.

Once you finish building your rig, you shove the internet cord as far up your ass as possible, it should attach to the base of your spine. Now enjoy super CP and intergalactic hit men.

How much will this cost?
It seems totally worth it, but how do I get up to pee?

Your computer has a program to prevent that.
It's called system 32.
Go to C:/Windows.old/WINDOWS and delete the folder marked system 32.
Everything should go black. Congrats. You're in.

Wow, that worked, but it's all black.
Do I need to microwave the computer to fix it?

hey if u want i can get u access the same way i got it. just send $75 to my paypal so i can pay them for u, ok?

no, an oven will work.

Sorry, Already spent my cash on a Ectoplasmic Drive and some Capacitors.

miranda web

what for?

What's that?
Some secret database?
How do I acess it?

No real reason, I just want to

I'd rather not.

Sounds Illegal.

oh my FUCKING GOD
DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO BETTER WAY OF CATCHING PEDOS
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SPAMMED FLIERS
and you know how I know that you guys are feds?
YOU KEEP CHANGING THE FUCKING COLOR
P.S. u mom gay

well
>drugs
>hitman
>illegal porn
>censored books, hacking and shit
>bitcoin
>gore

that sums it up, pick one OP, just don't be a massive faggot.

Well that's kinda what I expected

But that's kinda not where I want to go.

wtF my ComPUTERS NOT SHOWING ANYTHING

sry i misstyped, its called marianas web...

going down means more codes and invites form inside people, so unless you know your shit that's the bottom of it.

>marianas web.
Neat