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Got cyber bullied lads

anime

I would've been here earlier but I didn't see this scrolling through the catalogue and thought it was too early to bother F3'ing.

Can't stop farting lads.

Lads I think my dog is growing. He's 7 years old and I swear he's gotten taller in the last few weeks.

Gravity is getting weaker for your dog.

Why are we so rude to eire-brothers ?

Abair tú liom

Irish is really hard to learn iah

I've been taking it on duolingo since January, and I'm still on level one

As a plastic I feel obligated to support the mother isle in some way

But at the same time I also recognize the effort's pretty fucking useless; since you're pals with your ancient enemy now, and share a mutual enemy in the Africans flooding your country

Harness a bag of dog food around him so he doesn't float away

Men who don't cut their finger nails will be be beaten along with the Pakis in Natcon Ireland

Duolinguo is just an additional tool. Don't use it as a main method to learn language. Use textbooks and build up your vocabulary every day. Also hire yourself an Irish teacher on italki.

What if I eat them

I keep at least half of them long at all times. I enjoy having the ability to scratch and scrape well.

>Ariana Grande
>Aria Grandey
>Arra ya Grand

You are below sub human. Worse than eating your snots or shitting in your hands
Use a scratcher. They do less damage to your skin surface

Damn, I'm gonna check that site out now

Thanks Rusbro

I used to have such a problem biting my nails that I chewed through my handball gloves.

Sean?

I'm carrying a scratching stick around for whenever I have an itch.

Keep it at home or your bed room. Don't scratch yourself in public you ape

you're welcome.

I don't control when I need a scratch.

I can't control when Ive to fart but I don't do it in public

>he can't control when he has to fart
Subhuman.

Here's a shit test for you Ireland

>cricket
>is it a retarded sport?

Elaborate an answer

Yes.

Good answer

пoчeмy вы в тpeдe иpлaндcкoм?

alri

Ever notice some small farmers are like people with mild Aspergers. They are so simple, tell you basic things everyone already knows, have very few interests, little drive for adventure or knowledge, stick to routine and get embarrassed quite easily

I'd love to be a farmer desu

don't know many small farmers but you're also none of those things as far as I can see
explain yourself

Autism always existed, they just lacked anime 50 years ago.

I thought you didn't like gardening?

A duck farmer

It's hard work every day. I'd hate it. No weekend or holidays and the Winter months

Just be warned they're not as easy to handle as chickens. Most breeds can fly away easily so you'll need to keep their wings clipped. They also don't produce as much eggs as chickens. My ones had this nasty habit of spilling water from their drink container, then digging through the wet soil with their bills, then drinking again making the water filthy in a matter of minutes.
If you ever do go through with it though I recommend the Khaki Cambells. They're too fat too fly and they make more eggs than any other type of duck. Also spend the extra €10 on getting an adult instead of a ducking, otherwise you might end up with males.

>They are so simple, tell you basic things everyone already knows, have very few interests, little drive for adventure or knowledge, stick to routine and get embarrassed quite easily

>TFW find ducks cute and funny
>Also happen to to be some of the best tasting meat out there

Once my aunt got a sheep and the family loved it. Unfortunately she made the made the mistake of cooking lamb chops for dinner that night and the kids were convinced she killed the sheep and refused to eat.

are poles liked in Eire? i kinda like irish bars

Most Pols I've meet are grand

shtate of Irish streamers on twitch

Would.

She has nice legs

that a bulge?

BOILING LADS

>be brit
>go boom

Is it likely we'll ever get a terrorist attack (apart from the northern troubles)?

can someone explain to me gaelic football?you are catholic so no

>you are catholic so no
All we need is the Mother Mary

Its like football, only with more moving and you can handle the ball

don't throw away your faith and Ireland will be forever rich and safe from bombs

hopefully not we need a new period of bloodshed

only if its against the eternal anglo

Good post.

Or maybe you're just encountering the fact that other people have emotions and relating it in a way you can understand based on your misapprehended equation of non-perfect sociality with aspergers, as the internet has taught you.

anyone seen masterbait?

really miss that lad

>redditballs
typical of redditchan

me on the right
other than general nordie fuckery, and unless the brits invade us and call our guerrillas "terrorists", no.

>us
Did you mean US?

no

Ever notice some animeposters are like people with mild Aspergers. They are so simple, tell you basic things everyone already knows, have very few interests asides from anime, little drive for sex or knowledge, stick to posting the same images and get embarrassed quite easily

The fucker's probably not going to post again until he's here.

there's a lot of overlap to be sure

What do you guys think of that supposed pre-human they found in Greece?

Quite pathetic, sort yourself out.

>are like people with mild Aspergers
I think people with Aspergers are attracted to anime for reasons I haven't quite figured out yet.

Literally me down to a tee

There's a huge copypasta about it. It makes sense.
Personally I think aspergers is mostly bogus and it's poor socialisation combined with heightened sociality due to modern culture and technology.

>mild

Never.

nothing
technology has been a bane on socialisation. it's an easy way out for millions and millions of shy and bored people.

BANE?

...

Honestly, most people with Aspergers seem with it but are just self absorbed, and have orthodox interests. Look at actual autists, they see the world at a very different view point and have no idea how to act. Aspergers just seem to like have their cake and it. Totally aware that they're being difficult but don't care. Aspergers is just another term for being cranky

aye

It definitely exists but it is further exacerbated by modern society. I do believe a lot people, read: Americans, get misdiagnosed because psychologists get more money and parents don't have to take responsibility for being shit.

>Aspergers is just another term for being cranky
No. Aspergers (or as it's now classified, mild autism) is a lack of ability to perceive social cues and emotions from other people, combined with tics and obsessive focuses and so on.
That makes their behaviour annoying and even angering, and prevents perfect functioning, but that type of behaviour comes more often from poor socialisation which false diagnoses cover up.
There's also a theory that placing higher on the autistic spectrum is to some extent a matter of having an "extreme male brain" - a bit like how the more recognised fad of over-diagnosing ADHD came about.

Ey

>In 1997, Baron-Cohen developed the empathising–systemising theory; his theory is that a cognitive profile with a systemising drive that is stronger than empathising is associated with maths, science and technology skills, and exists in families with autism spectrum disorders. He suspects that if individuals with a "systemising" focus are selecting each other as mates, they are more likely to have children with autism.[7][16] He postulates that more individuals with autistic traits are marrying each other and having children.[7] He said that "In essence, some geeks may be carriers of genes for autism: in their own life, they do not demonstrate any signs of severe autism, but when they pair up and have kids, their children may get a double dose of autism genes and traits. In this way, assortative mating between technical-minded people might spread autism genes."

So basicall autism = being ultra manly.

Ye. Same with not being the first born child and having your finger longer than your index.

>tfw don't fulfill either condition

They are talking about learning languages, specifically Irish. Seems kind of related. Why does an Irishman speak Russian is a better question?

Duolingo's Irish is shit. Don't waste your time on it. Even if you can get past the poor choices and blatant mistakes they make, the accent they'll give you will be shit.

>LC aural test
>Ulster Irish speaker comes on
>no one has any clue what he's saying

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and anime pic to fit in

who can be threatened by that soft little fuckboy accent

If the language was stronger, it'd be looked at similar to how Spain's regional languages are to Castilian. Instead they're all lumped together because nobody cared enough to properly revive the language. If anything the current regime of treating the Gaeltachts as Indian reservations for the language whose duty it is to preserve it for the unrepentant Anglophile parts of the countries dilutes the surviving dialects and locks Irish into novelty status.

>Tiocfaidh
>tchu-ki
Is Wikipedia retarded or is the Irish language retarded?

Made it back alive from Dublin lads.

Also made the startling revelation that Conor McGregor who is considered an annoying knacker everywhere else is apparently respected and idolised in Dublin. Even among the middle class.

>nobody cared enough to properly revive the language
>treating the Gaeltachts as Indian reservations for the language whose duty it is to preserve it for the unrepentant Anglophile parts of the countries
God damn this needed to be said. No one ever talks about trying to expand the Gaeltacht areas or make new ones. At most they'll make new Gaelscoils but without a proper community around them the kids will just go home and speak English everywhere outside of the classroom.
At this rate the existing Gaeltachts will dwindle to nothing as foreign media plagues over them.

Third option: you are retarded.

You're retarded

Explain this shit

Disgusting display of classism in this post.

My brother was in Dublin at the weekend. He complained that the even the homeless people there were worse. He said that every homeless person he saw had scars all over them.
It's strange to feel good that your county's homeless are better behaved.

>phoneposter
Yes that certainly explains your retardation.

lads

is the internet less cucked in ireland?