/asean/ thread

Marawi happening edition

let's pray a moment due to safety of our brothers

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I hate being on my period ^ O ^

>tfw no chink bf who will give me meth everytime we fuck

does tranny have periods ?

Why are there so many girls on /asean/ now?

Whats going on?

dousita? dousita?

really makes me think

Isis, philippines is now on the urge of crusade

stay safe flipbongs

SAUCE

i just got home from uni now this

i don't really know

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KEBAB'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Remember, this is /asean/. You know what we are famous for....

>another urban warfare boogaloo
>not buying MRAPs so they can bulldoze through streets even with gunfire and RPGs

Maybe they staged this fiasco so they can buy them now.
CIA and Soros wants us to buy weapons from china and Russia now lol

youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Xi Jinping has his dog on Russia, not CIA and Soros.

Flipbong please come back to me

princess of /asean/

Zamboanga Crisis: Electric Boogaloo

>2013
>Massive Kebab rebel force of 500-600 occupies Zamboanga.
>Seen off by the military. Back to normal

>2017
>A few Maute/BIFF ISIS wannabes occupy Marawi
>LE MARTIAL LAW GUIZE
Lmao, why are Bisayans prone to exaggeration? They're always like this when they're angry kek.

He's planning to wipe them off completely

>t. every peenoise president ever.
Lol.

China is so anti America tho

Thats why they want us to rely more on them and Russia military wise

He has been dying to declare martial law this gives him a valid excuse.

Tin foil hat say its stagged

enjoy youself

Nah, we'll see if this is Gloria-tier, and is truly just 60 days. Any longer then I will tip my tinfoil.

Still though, no congress approval.

literal subhumans

The two gay indogs who got canned are cute :3
I'll top them both if you know what I mean.

Would you top this?

More tinfoils:
Congress are in his full control now and only four minority senators

And ISIS is legit threat

No. Both are uglies and meant for each other. Uglies should be paired with other uglies.

At the very least we can now get more weapons deals with this with Russia

Good luck Pilipinos! Please stay safe!

Except what the Philippines has are ISIS wannabes from ASG, BIFF, and the Maute group, which are just bandits with none of the competency of the niggers in Syria and Iraq kek.

They're casual believers in Islam for cuck's sake lmao.

Why does all the chimp outs happen in filipina only?

Because bad things happen to cute people.

Not fair!

Well they warrant a Martial law declaration from dutdut so we will see
Even though

Flipbros xblain the habbidings :DDD

Zamboanga had martial law.

But it was limited to the battlefield so the military could arrest MNLF niggers pretending to be civilians.

You and Indonesia are already Muslim dominated countries.
Tho I don't know why Acech is acting out in Indonesia

That's a nice M14.

In Muslim bit of the country, Filipino ISIS fanboys occupy town, battle happens. Niggers burn stuff. Chimpout ensues.

This happens ever so often, regular programming down there desu.

That's still in line tho considering its not the whole of Mindanao is in lockdown
During the Zamboanga siege

Muslims in the Philippines are lions who fought the Spanish and Americans valiantly.

>Be nightshift wagecuck
>teammate tells our group Dutiti declares a Martial Law in Mindanao
>joke that its Ramadan, maybe the muzzies are just maybe hungry
>she rolls her eyes and tells me to respect the dead
>A FUCKING ONE PERSON HAS DIED
Tangina nya tbqh, mga pare. My whole shift is ruined because of her.

Fuck off toothpaste. You know nothing but on how to lick assholes good, puto.

>googled satti
>get this

Oy vey don't let the indogs know about this

>Get this Captcha

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yet they still ended up with us and now we are here

I would have rolled my eyes for the bad joke alone honestly

Don't steal OC, indogs pls.

My joke's good. Their just too sensitive.

Not really, its not grusome enough

Yours look like sate Padang, with sweet spicy sauce, unlike the typical sate with peanut sauce

Chairman Kim Di Gong approved music for removing kebab

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The Muslims in the Philippines are heroic lions among weak cattle.

Yes, and? Muslim or not, pinoys act like niggers more often than their neighbors do.

I was implying
You'll get less Muslim Bombing habbeing chimpouts

>Malaysia will be first world by 2030

rate this prediction

In terms of infrastructures at the main cities, sure. Bandar Malaysia, latest line of MRT will be completed by 2021. Plus Forest City in Johor. Also high speed rail linking KL to Johor and also high speed rail for east coast.

The main challenge is how to escape the middle income trap.

Selamat Pagi

Here's an OC for you guys

So those online Duts supporters: are they praising or criticizing martial law in Mindanao?

Trying to bring back AFA would be a good start. Also making better cars and bringing back the F1 race in a few years. If Austria and Mexico can make an F1 comeback, why not Malaysia a few years from now?

What's the correlation between an anime convention and stupid cashburning race with increasing the national GDP you retard?

F1 is not profitable. We're losing money every year for 17 years. We don't need one anymore to stroke Mahathir's ego.

espn.com.au/f1/story/_/id/19159755/bernie-ecclestone-regrets-charging-f1-circuits-tenure

South Korea even stopped their F1 in 2013 just three years after starting citing high costs. Even the famous Marseilles Grand Prix was axed for 10 years and will only resume next year.

If you see a muslim in the street, shoot him.

t. Hesus Kristo 2017

I know. Such a shame too given how it boosted Malaysia's tourism.

Dutiti supporters are praising their Chairman for going back to the country immediately and instituting Martial Law, scorning the """fake""" VP for being an American """lapdog"""

Then the hilarity comes when actual Mindanao people are annihilating them on social media for being that insensitive and thinking Martial Law is the solution

>actual Mindanao people are annihilating them on social media for being that insensitive and thinking Martial Law is the solution
Even Davao Duterte supporters?

There's two kinds of people in Mindanao

There's """"""Mindanaoans"""""""""" who are the children of Tagalog/Bisaya colonists dumped there by the Americans during the pacification of the Moros, and who live all over Mindanao. Davao is part of this.

And then there's the Moros and the Indigenous Mindanao people.

Suffice to say the produts who are thrilled with Martial Law are "Mindanaoans" who live far away from the Moro Danger Zone.

Sums it up for the left and Bangsamoro activists.
twitter.com/Seb_Castro/status/867075871068180480

>wants peace in Mindanao
>somehow blames what happened to Marawi on the US instead of, you know, ISIS and friends

TOP KEK HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Most of our tourist comes from China and they aren't here to watch f1. So no f1 doesnt boost our tourism, even by 1%. F1 were here because mahathir want to be first on everything while ignoring the long term cost

>Dutertcuck wants Russian weapons in the Philippines.
>Russia will probably just dump equally oldshit on us.
>Caliber logistics issues. Caliber logistics issues errywhere, erryday.

>making jokes with leftist women around
You should know better user and have a profile of every co-worker

Isn't that what the US has been doing amirite?

>Caliber logistics issues. Caliber logistics issues errywhere, erryday.
>what is AK-101

Hello Norcuck, how do you do? Still working at that that mall?

The difference is the Philippines already has a massive stockpile of NATOshit which you could use interchangably.
>What is AK-101
An equally aged weapons system that is bigger than the average Filipino male.

I dunno. Kek. It was worth it triggering her as I'll leave that wretched company soon.

>light skinned
wew

Sshhh. He's busy stacking up the shelves yo visit #nofilter again.

>tfw minimum wagies in Nordic countries can travel across the ocean while I in the other hand..

I'm comming to bangkok in july what should i do besides barebacking trannies?

Currently there are surplus of filipinos on the market, far exceeding the demand. Supply > Demand = Low price. Simple math, man.

The audacity of flipbong to call himself that and be proud of his bisaya heritage, while I got called as not pure by a mutt in other thread

How many warts did you get last time?

Only got warts in denmark, danish girls are sluts unlike pure thai girls (boy)

go Sup Forums of them on the last day

This

Can you get cute girls(boys) in malaysia?

You can, but they will be more expensive since we import them from neighbouring Thailand and Philippines. Better go straight to the source.

You can make some sick jokes about the tattooed king.

What to do in bkk besides trannies... I'm rich and in reality i find trannies disgusting

Is his final funeral/burning or whatever over?

Shop at Siam Paragon and visit AFA and/or BCC. Barring that, you can visit the temples, go to nightclubs, go to the river market, or take a train to Pattaya or Ayutthaya. Not sure since technically I haven't been to Bangkok.

The old king's cremation isn't until sometime this year IIRC.

I meant the new king who looks like a crazy street thug and behaves accordingly. You'll get some free treat from people there if you joke about him.

Not much. If you're interested in Thai culture, go to Chiang Mai. For a relaxing holiday at the beach with a beer in hand, go to Phuket, Krabi or Koh Samui.

Also some retard will probably tell you about Paragorn Mall or anime so just ignore him. He's special.

>You'll get some free treat from people there if you joke about him.
I thought criticizing royalty is illegal there? Which is funny considering the old king hated lese majeste laws.

No.

But criticizing the King in Thailand is a fun activity.