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Getting sick of all this Schaplle Corby news on the TV lads.

if we hadn't taken Salman Abedis parents in, Gadaffi would have taken them out to the desert shot them in the head and left them in a shallow grave and they wouldn't have spawned a little clan of terrorists

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/27/manchester-bombers-brother-plotting-attack-un-envoy-libya/

Cara's the type of girl who would fart while her gf is going down on her.

Friend lives in Cheadle and I haven't been able to get through to him since last night. What the fuck is going on? Why hasn't there been any statement from the authorities yet?

Not it you piss on it to neutralise the effects.

they're building a new aquarium here lads

it's called brisbane

youtube.com/watch?v=01pdxOMqy2s
weird how casually this guy talks about being nonced

give it a watch lads

youtube.com/watch?v=uh7SusD21Mk

Mate what the fuck have you never been cut by a thorn before? Jesus Christ

No you won't die it's just gonna be slightly sorer than a regular scratch. Fucking hell

It's shit and full of pakis