What (relevant) country do Germans consider to be their closest ally and friend?

What (relevant) country do Germans consider to be their closest ally and friend?

I used to think it was us because of the Marshall Plan, but our relations have clearly soured recently.

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Politically France because the others are either too small or on a different course. Culturally the country poses the great meeting point of central Europe and is rather divided. Northern Germans like Danes, northwestern Germans like Dutch, Southwestern Germans like French, Southeastern Germans like Austrians, Eastern Germans like Poles.

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Netherlands, France and Austria the most probably but Germans really like any country because we're very oblivious to what other countries think about us. As long as you aren't brown or Eastern European, (average) Germans like everyone.

>Eastern Germany like Poles

eh? >:^((

I like the French and I hate Burgers and Brits

>Eastern Germans like Poles.
that's because they ARE Poles

>he really believes we are friends

This, you don't even get along inside the EU

>loyal to the last moment twice
>paneuropean picnic where they can finally unite
>not even honorable mention

y-you too

Probably Syria desu senpai

at least we agreed that brits should be punished for leaving the eu

Ok, you'll still fight like two cats in a bag without us,plus us being there helped you

>I used to think it was us
What?!

You need to learn when to pull out before it's too late.

>plus us being there helped you
nope

Yup
Look at EU Council records

Hate each other but consider as ally-tier: France
Will follow you nomatter how retarded you are-tier: Austria, Hungary and maybe Croatia
Stabs you in the back-tier: Netherlands, Italy

and nobody likes luxembourg and switzerland :^)

>Eastern Germans like Poles
Isn't East Germany where nazis live?

>What (relevant) country do Germans consider to be their closest ally and friend?
Germans? Austria/Dutch.
German politicians? France.

>Isn't East Germany where patriots live?
fixed for you

Prussians. But they voted for Nazis, so pretty much yeah.

All Germanic peoples in Europe and the new World

It would be good if this were true

>Prussians
That's even worse

>Northern Germans like Danes

Traitors!

>map
Bavarians confirmed for the only redeemable Germans yet again

turkey

>Prussians
>not master race
Eastern Germany and western Poland must reunite.

fuck off

> Germans like everyone.
lol G*rmans are one of the most racist/ arrogant people that exists, the funny thing is that they think they are tolerant and shit.

>Prussia

>t. traitor

Catholics didn't vote against Hitler because they were better people, but simply because he had strictly unreligious policies and they thought they would be neglected in their catholicism. Catholics are the biggest dicks of the Christian world.

>Catholics are the biggest dicks of the Christian world

Yep. Pic related.

68ers want us to like france, but nobody I know really likes the frogs.
We're all much closer to the dutch and the austrians eventhough the relation between us is strange.

>Germans
>liking anyone but themselves

I mean, your whole history consists in autistic screeching directed at your neighbors, to tell them they're not in your team.

"No"

>Austrians
>Friends

we do like our neighbours here, even Luxemburg is okay, but we don't like you.
We haven't forgotten the past, the only country most of us dislike even more are the brits, but they aren't our neighbours.

>Eastern Germans like Poles.
t. Saarländer

It's difficult to explain but they truly are.

norge er bestevenn med tyskland

Jeg önsker...

>1914
>defensive treaty stating that if you war someone, you must first consult with others
>Austria nose dives into Serbia
>Wilhelm joins Austria anyway, knowing he's on the wrong side
>king Emmanuel to Wilhelm "ay dude, pact is no longer valid you know"
>Kaiser dude can't bail out due to political pressure
>if contract is invalid you're free to recede from it
>called traitor
>1943 Italy gets rekt
>form Italian social Republic, go full immolation just to preserve honour and buy Germany some time
>get called traitor

:^((

he is right, French people are by far to closest of any Romance speaking country.
We have nothing to do with Italains, Spaniards or Portuguese.

I live like 50km away from Italy and Italians could be from Mars.

>Eastern Germans like Poles
cute

>I used to think it was us because of the Marshall Plan, but our relations have clearly soured recently.

The Marshall Plan was a loan that what mostly payed back, it was given to many different countries in Europe and its point was mostly to build up a defense against the USSR. Please stop pretending that the US was and is involved with Germany for altruistic reasons after firebombing the country into ruins.
That said, I am very grateful to the US for creating and protecting (as far as that is possible) the internet.

>What (relevant) country do Germans consider to be their closest ally and friend?
Personally I do not consider any country as an ally or friend, because nations only have interests, not friends, and I do not blame Americans for acting that way despite it may sounded like it.
Even if you look at countries that are close allies, like the US and the UK or the US and Israel, you will see that such a relationsship can't be relied on. The UK gave the US government the middle finger both over Syria and Brexit (Obama opposed it, I supported it), and Obama did not "protect" Israel at the UN.
As far as Germans in general are concerned - they will like and hate whatever the media tells them to like or hate, as they are very kind but also very gullible people. Sadly, that is, politically, France; and I say sadly not because I dislike France but because French politicians are even more extreme in their stupid EU delusions than German politicans are, usually economically exploit Germany (which usually fails miserably).
Again, personally, I do not hate or love any country, and I don't see a point in doing so. There is also a cultural split between West and East Germany, and certainly has a point, but I live in Southwest Germany and I am not a fan of France.

NSDAP was based in Bavaria and dominated by Austro-Bavarians. Prussian elites hated them.

The major centre-right party back then was Catholic, splitted the vote.

hello there

suicide toi

True but you had the choice.

>Talking about the present
>Bringing up weird WWII rubbish
>Wonders whether he's liked

A well thought and redacted reply that doesn't uses the lowest level of public discussion? In my Sup Forums?

Effortposting on most imageboards is pointless

True.

I write fast, vritually don't check for typos, and have my talking points ready.
But you are right.

butthurt germ subhuman

Now that was effortposting. You sound pretty angry yourself. Why? Has Rahmadan already started?

>Bringing up weird WWII rubbish
calm down hans, that's just a funny picture

you should know better germ subhuman

>Shitposts about Germany 12 hours a day seven days a week
>Still won't leave

I guess I know a lot of things better than you, starting with the most basic aspects of life --- Winselwaldi.

OK I take it back.

Oh, is this a regular user?

>

Very.

He's a Turkish laz mental patient who's obsessed about greece and wants desperately to be greek.

There was a copy paste infolink about him but i can't find it, nonetheless the guy's really messed up.

He's a Turk who pretends to be Greek because he was rejected by his kin on Sup Forums. He's sad, ugly and inbred and derails threads with his bullshit spamming

Here is his story

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Mother and father are village people.
Mother was never allowed schooling or any kind of education, was later sold as a nanny under the guise of marriage and suffered my grandmother from my father's side.
It is really a cliche, I shit you not.
She became pregnant with me and I learned later she tried to kill herself with me.
Never wanted me, used me to vent her frustration at how unfair life is.
Threatened and punished me for no reason and made me feel worthless.
Nowadays she is like "I didn't do anything like that :^) it was your own fault for being like that:^)
Why can't you be like these healthily raised children :^) why you got no gf :^) you see me so much in other women that you gave up at any normal relationship :^) Something happened by our own fault?
Your fault, should have told us what we did wrong while you were not there to warn us :^)
Like we would ever listen to a child, kek!"

That said, I left and now she harps on my younger brother's.
That's life

>23
>laz
>short
>fat
>ugly
>dumb
>unemployed

>clean your room they said
I never did
>go get some bread they said
I said I don't want to
>get off the pc they said
I got off 15 hours later
>get a new haircut they said
I cut it myself
>go out and hang out with girls they said
I fuck my hand
>you're worthless
I cry
>shave your face
I shave my ass
>leave the house, go out
I go to toilet
>even kids speak better turkish than you do
>I'm gonna get rid of you soon
>you ate everything in the refrigerator again?
>I was working at your age
>He's your son, you tell him
>What should I say? He doesn't listen
>I don't want to see you like this
>your manboobs are bigger than mine

If allah exists, why hasn't he taken my life yet?

Every country in the world is friend and enemy to us at the same time.
I personally would like to have a healthy alliance with the anglosphere but our relationship is too damaged.

you may live 50km away from italy, but italian culture begins later

you cockroach just dont know about the heavy shitalian influence

the internet and truth changed my view on shitskin turkey

germans are subhumans

Actual French voted FN

It's the Bretons the Occitans, and the Basques that did shit

We need to secede from this cucked shithole

Isn't East Germany full of Russiaboos or something

>admiring the cunt that raped, pillaged, and occupied you for 45 years
Shig.

Eventhough Germans and Dutchies make fun of eachother all the time, I haven't met a single dutch person that dislikes the germans. And from the germans I know they're quite fond of the Dutch aswell (especially the ones that actually went to the Netherlands).

Best bros plz, austrians don't like you anyways:

i see
i burned this image into your brain

not really, that look+sunglasses says enough about the type of woman she is.
and in general Aljazeera has horrible 'news' coverage of Western EU

But nice attempt

We are Germany's greatest ally
And coincidentally, also economically dependent on Germany

your women are all whores

it's closer to 10,000, pretty amazing that someone would solves 10,000 captchas just to post "I am a Greek". Mental illness works in mysterious ways, persistent though.

>Friends
>With Germany
Our presidents have been your lapdogs for a good decade if not more, what are you on about.

>"Our presidents have been your governments lapdogs for a good decade if not more"
ftfy
france should be bro tier, but your language is hard

When did we stab you in the back?

>your

He's clearly a nigel in a french flag, you dumb turk.

There are no friends, only tools.