/MENA/ PATRICIAN EDITION

perfect

LUCKY PIMP FAGGOT

BTW YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE GREATER ISRAEL

May allah smite all pershit degens

AMEEN

ALL THE LOLI ARE BELONG TO GENRIKH

>Basra, Karbala, Najaf, Baghdad to Persia
We've gassed your people before for much less Pershit we'll do it again.

Never forget

WHATS THAT WHITE THING NEXT TO THE DEAD SEA?

DUBZ

It's the selected nation (see the right)
The Zoroastrian UN Jerusalem Mandate, led by Captain and Defender Shlomo

how about this you kike?

YUMMY

>wanting shia lands

sorry mate but those holy sites are ours

EBIN

THOUGH I PREFER THIS

>Giving Israelis direct access to the Persian Gulf
Son, I am disappoint. Cyrus turns in his (possible) tomb.

>Iranians
>Holy
Please

give me suggestions for more alternative timelines.

Should I become a Muslim and finally embrace my Moroccan and Iranian origin?

Yes, Shi'ism is based

i shared a nood a few months ago i think i deserve a quick looksie

>Arab republic

I had high esteem about you, but that was before you post this shit.

As long as you don't say sorry for this shit I won't answer your questions anymore

where is ottoman empire you persian pis herif

>he isn't a pan-arabist
you Algerian?

incompatible with the AR.

Here's a bunch of alternate timelines for you
>Ottomans never conquered the Mameluks
>Byzantines reconquered Anatolia in the 13th century when it was all divided into beyliks
>Morocco, following the Spanih discoveries of the new world, started to colonize themselves in the name of Allah, bringing the true word to this heathen continent.
>Mughal Empire spent more efforts on converting and pleasing the populace, leading to a stabler, united realm against the British.
And finally, one that needs a bit more setup
>According to the early Slavic chronicle called Tale of Bygone Years, which describes life in Kievan Rus' up to the year 1110, he sent his envoys throughout the civilized world to judge first hand the major religions of the time, Islam, Roman Catholicism, Judaism, and Byzantine Orthodoxy. They were most impressed with their visit to Constantinople, saying, "We knew not whether we were in Heaven or on Earth… We only know that God dwells there among the people, and their service is fairer than the ceremonies of other nations."
Now, instead they were most impressed by a muslim city, and the Kievan Rus people slowly learned to embrace Islam

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I really was wrong about you. there definitely isn't any good poster here anymore.

>CENSORED NOODZ

GLOBAL ISRAEL

קרנן

*WAVES*

Explain me once again what is this in North Caucasus. Can't see a shit in this map.

CZIECHEM

Lads i think i fucked up... again.. Remember this morning the story about the ice-cream and the gypsy girl.
well she asked me why i don't eat. So i started telling her about Ramadan...etc
Told her how we break fast after sunset, and how families gather to eat together.

Well about 30 mins ago, she came by and asked if she can come and eat together with me
''want to make you feel less lonely''- in my autism i said ''yeah sure''

She'll get here in about 1 houre, what do i do /mena/?

i'll do them tomorrow if i have time

>caucasian federation
in this timeline the Circassians are never genocided as well.

POST NOODZ

TELL HER ABOUT THE REAL MAN NAMED GENRIKH WHO FUX BETTER

SHE OBV WANTS A DICKING

Nothing, she's fucking 15.
In order to make her understand that nothing will happen tell her she should have come with her parents.

Have dinner, make clear you do not want her (even if you do have physical attraction, your mind is against it, mind over body lad)
Also, it'll be dark there in an hour? I'm jealous

QUQ

YOU SOUND GAY

UNLESS YOU MEAN WINCEST ORGY

arab republic sounds disgusting

HE SHOULD TELL HER TO FUCK *ME* CAUSE IM NOT A QUQ WHOS AFRAID OF A LITTLE PUCCI

THATS NOT WHAT YOUR GF WAS SAYING WHEN SHE WAS GAGGLING DOWN ON MY DICK UQUQ

*PHOENICIAN REPUBLIC

SHE MAY BE PETITE BUT NOT EVEN A PARAMECIUM IS SMALL ENOUGH TO GAGGLE DOWN ON YOUR CLIT

DUBZ

ALSO SHES MY EX NOW UQUQ

IM SINGLE AS A PRINGLE

i'm not posting nudes of a 15 year old you degenerate kike

her father is never around, think he works night-shifts somewhere, i rarely see him around
and her mother looks like a fucking witch and smokes all day on the window, not inviting that in my house.

yeah, it's 8pm right now, it get's dark at around 9pm or so.

better name idea?

>Ugh guise this woman wants to have sex with sigh so annoying help me out of this situation pls

>Missing the point that much

it's not to have them coming but for her to understand that you don't see her that way you fucking paedo.

DAMN

i could get arrested you idiot!

PIX THEN

OR ARTISTIC NOODZ WHICH ARE LEGAL

ITS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE IF YOU WANT HER PUCCI OR NOT

SHE CAN BE YOUR SHIA MUT3AH WIFE UQUQ CAUSE SHED CONVERT FOR UQUQ

A quick google says sunset here is 21:49

IF YOURE CAUGHT FRAIDY QUQ

THEN YOU JUST DENY EVERYTHING

not a name idea, just split this dysfunctional shitty backwards republic into the following
ottoman empire
greater israel
barbary coast

fine i'll go right now and tell her to bring the entire fucking family

i barely have food for me, but fine, we'll all eat some fucking KFC

QUQ
U
QUQ

>t Polanski

21:51 here. get to my level

I DONT DRUG 'EM FIRST AND ALSO POLANSKI IS HALF POLISH EWWW

Idiot, don't get you in debt for people you don't care about.

Just tell her when she arrives that she should have brought her parents. If she tries anything you just reject her, gently but firlmy

GAY QUQ

BUT DUH BUYING HER FAMILY FOOD IS BEING A QUQ

i literally went to her and asked politely if her family wants to come as well. the excuse was that i wanted to know how much food i should go buy.

Said her sisters are going out so no, and her mother doesn't want to.

>greater israel

damn pretty hard.
can't imagine how those even further to the north are dealing with it.

i'm not posting nudes on the internet of a 15 year old girl you mentally deranged kike

Well then, just act like a fucking adult. You can have fun but flirting is a no no and make her understand it.

dude she's trying to bait you
her family are in on this.
you fuck her, she pretends it was rape or something and extort you for money or they tell their corrupt cousin who is in the police force.

gypsy are basically dumb jews

THEN NN PIX UQUQ

SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND UQUQ

anyway i'm off to buy some KFC lads. There's also a McDonalds next to it.

is it any good? haven't bought from them since the KFC opened....

guess i'll buy some pizza to

QUQ

DUBZ

>BUYING HER FREE FOOD

β/10

>I will break fast with romas and mutated chicken because Im affraid of pussy

why not send the older sister that goes out with all kinds of shitty guys and is no doubt a hooker?

I DOUBT THAT'S HALAL SLAUGHTERED ""MEAT""

Λολ

WHICH IS ALSO WHAT YOUR WAIFU PROBABLY IS UQUQ

eh, i eat KFC 1 year straight. my mother comes couple of times a month with food but it doesn't last long.

fast food is what i eat normally

all right i'm off, need to get back before the sun sets.

if all goes well i'll let you know.

Can't you actually cook something?

I feel bad thinking about you breaking fast alone with fast food.

besides rudimentary stuff no. eggs, fried potatos...etc

I BET YOURE A LARDASS UQUQ

>Pan Arabist
>Paedo
>eats only fast food

Are you trying to get worst with each post?

No because North African and Middle-Eastern Jews are just displaced heebs.

Your ancestors kept their faith for so long, while Berbers and non-jewish semitic ethnic groups just gave in to Islam.

Latest paper on ancient egyptians. pic related.

How can they extort you fucking a women of legal age?

how is ramadan going for you all?

my friend says that apparently all muslims do tarawih prayers and not just shias/sunnis

btw when i went to starbucks yesterday a muslim couple sat next to me and were drinking frappes and it was at about 2pm so sun hadn't set

is fasting during ramadan not a big deal then?

what would you guys do if you lived in the arctic circle for ramadan?

would you never be able to eat and die?

it goes off times in mecca, im not even a muslim and i know that

>im not even a muslim and i know that
kek, are you trying to set yourself up to be made fun of?

tfw no gf

too pale

Iberians/spics: NOT FUCKING WELCOME FUCK OFF YOU SUBHUMAN NIGGERS
Balkanites: Welcome

you blind mate? my gf isn't pale

What? Proofs

>implying that's a bad thing

The moment you get exclusive is the moment you give away your balls.

Try to q.u.q someone else and stealing their gf on the side = best arrangement

SHE SHOULD BE EXCLUSIVE TO YOU THOUGH OTHERWISE URAQQUQ UQUQ

She's not exclusive with anyone tho and she's trying her hardest to get me to be exclusive but I like the way things are

that's fucking stupid, what did these people do before modern time keeping and time zones etc?

cheating by using time zones and clock is jew tier god cheating

DONT EXCLUSIVE SOMEONE WHO WONT EXCLUSIVE YOU THATS RULE 1 OF NOT BEING AQUQ

ALSO POST HER N00DZ

>skipping lunch
>"""fasting"""

I haven't spoken to another human being irl in like 2 weeks, it'd be nice to talk and use my voice once in a while you feel me?

>Now, instead they were most impressed by a muslim city, and the Kievan Rus people slowly learned to embrace Islam

iirc, the most important thing to Vladimir was that Islam prohibited alcohol. And he just loved to get plastered together with his mates.

It would be impossible for Kievan Rus to convert to Islam unless Islam gets more liberal on alcohol.

In this alternate history, vlad is allergic to alcohol, or something. It's just a meme

Hey you can talk to me

Do you have Skype?

do you have discord?

Idk what is a discord?

it's like skype but not shit, we have a arab server there

hello :3

>my mother comes couple of times a month
do you live alone in your flat?
I had the impression that the gyppo girl would act all inocent in front of your parents but then when she'd enter your room she'd become a mega slut cocksucker

I've heard of this too

He also said that God has abandoned Jews because they've lost Jerusalem kek