/cum/ - Canmerico

Sweet and spicy bacon burger from Whataburger Edition

>tfw no Russian roommate
Feels bad

If a burger contains one or more of the following it is NOT a real burger:

>lettuce
>tomato
>pickles

*cracks a beer*

i only had one last night. im a man of moderation now.

gl with that. real or phone?

t.never changed oil

Girl behind the counter at Subway seemed happy to see me
Asked me how my day was and whatnot and had a brief conversation
Think she wants the footlong

>not the A1 Thick n Hearty, Monterrey Melt, or Patty Melt Edition

Shut the fuck up you autistic kraut cunt

I don't drink or do drugs

I do

I drink when I can

I like all cute feet I'm just in an animeme mood right now

>eats nonburgers

in person

Good lad.

No. She's either:

A. New hire who still hasn't been introduced to enough asshole customers to rub off her new employee niceness

B. Just fucked up and is trying to make things better with management

C. Looking for a quick way up the ladder by brown nosing

D. She literally talks to everybody this way because her life is fucking excellent as I'm sure she's young and has her entire life ahead of her while she's in school and is probably closing up her shift so she can go home and fuck her chad bf while completely forgetting she ever saw your fat fucking face

Going with D, but that's just me

lmao you need therapy

>She literally talks to everybody this way because her life is fucking excellent as I'm sure she's young and has her entire life ahead of her while she's in school and is probably closing up her shift so she can go home and fuck her chad bf while completely forgetting she ever saw your fat fucking face

I know

...

this fucking guy

I've seen her there a few of times, she's been working there a couple months at least
Every time I go in she tries to start a little conversation with me

Sargon of Akkad

dude you can see her [spoiler]panties[/spoiler]

you gonna tell janny on me?

Someone posts porn and gets told on to the janny and you think that of me? I am not reporting to the janitor, I AM the janitor

not a fan of these low bump limits on int

@75517754
I might

would literally pay to succ girlanus now

/gf 2017/

better not

ryan put your trip back on so I can filter you

/intg/ when

Ryan is a good lad

am i really that bad of a poster?

i made a pretty funny police joke a couple threads ago

that's called /bant/

wrong

coffee frogs are also not good memes

not mixing with those pol c*cks

wrong

also wrong

>coffee frogs are also not good memes

yeah. uh huh. is that so?
dont talk to me again.

people on Sup Forums and in real life don't like me haha

yes


didnt see it

I like you. Here's something for that

I like you

I lyk wyen

Are you going to namefag while you're in Czechia?

tfw no gf

enjoy your trip to fedorah

*through

>implying i'd visit such a place

better do a similar picture

Nope, I'll use regional for Prague though, that's what I did in Dublin

ok

Evening everybody

niggers

How long does it fucking take to change the oil in a car

less than 10 minutes if you have a lift

why was the kraut banned

Posting porn and scat

gross
I thought he just posted top tier qt asians as usual

Sometimes he would post scat JAV

nasty
hope hes back soon and just posts some vanilla jav as usual

>fk dindu nuffin

I hope he gets killed

who you main'ing

if I don't get carded for cigarettes how likely is it that I could pull it off for beer?

I don't blame them.

Crisp and clean, no caffeine

>be american
>be able to go to iraq but cant drink beer

why do non-/cum/ flags always come here and make weird posts

can you shoot yourself in self defense in youre a threat to yourself?

suicide is illegal

It's what passes as humor in their countries

I don't play fighting games because I'm white and it's not the 90's any more

I really dont want to live near loud black people anymore

sheep

putin and trump should strengthen their bond by fucking up those northern gooks together
>I don't have fun because I'm white and its not the 90's

show me the cutest poster here NOW

it's called BOHEMIA!!!!!!!

but finland isn't here yet

we already established it was me last night

I'm right here.

The Czechs never called it Bohemia
They called it the Kingdom of Czechia

LEAFED

thunderstorms are comfy

yea. only a white man would agree

Started learning German but I have no motivation help

Horribly ugly

this girl probably thinks im stalking her

it was just a coincidence goddamit

it's the same thing as english

explain

what genre should I explore
so far I've explored electronic (lame) 50's/60's rock n roll (good) hip hop (favorite) and classical (eh)

Just learn it.

post cute belly

Is 5k a good amount to have saved up for a 20 year old?

I'm not a slut.

well i go to gym at the same hour as her and yesterday she finished earlier than me when i was coming home i spotted her on my house street and she saw me, and weel she missed today-

I mean i was coming home not following her of course, and also she is crazy since she walks at 5pm with heavy sunlight so im sure she lives like 1 or 2 blocks away from my home max.

whats slutty about it

its just a tummy

are you in college?

fuck off, sicko