Why do americans do this?

Why do americans do this?

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Because they use a lot of analgesics and shart

This is a meme. I live in a town that is redneck, elderly, and obese, and have never seen anyone shart themselves in my life in my home town or elsewhere. Except NASA when I was a kid, but that doesn't count.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Have fun prarie-dogging it you shit-cuck

In all my life i havent seen anyone shart their pants, not even kindergarten, i bet you dont see them because you ignore actual sharts

Not everyone can handle the amount of freedom that americans have. Sometimes it starts leaking out.

Wake up in the morning feeling a need to fart
Grab my gun, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this mart
Before I leave, fill my gut with a burger or two
Cause when I shop, I always gotta poo

I'm talking skid marks on my clothes, clothes
Shit running to my toes, toes
People always hold their nose, nose
Muffin-topping, eating our favourite burgers
Rolling on the scooters
Racing all the poopers

Had to shart, in the mart
Really tried to fart
Tonight, Imma binge
Till my belt comes off the hinge
Tick-tock, on the scales
My diet's gonna fail

Is this shart or is that ass sweat because it's so fat.

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I've never seen anyone shart their pants either but when I worked at Home Depot someone took a shit in the middle of the electrical aisle.

hue

>Shart Spangled Banner
OH SAY CAN YOU SHIIIIT
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE SHARTED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING
WHOSE BROWN STRIPES AND MARTS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FARTING
O'ER THE SHITSTAINS WE WATCHED
WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING

>Yanks still trying to force sharting as their thing
You have no culture, not even shitting yourselves. Admit that Sharting is a grand Indian tradition at once.

Oh shit, you are so right! How could we be more BTFO?

Nice job Poo in Loos

Now you're just trolling, it's like saying that you're American and you've never been shot and had to tip the shooter, or that you're Mexican and you've never been beheaded. C'mon, that's ridiculous.

Can someone post Johnny Cash - Shart?

Top quality bant, my kangaroo friend

Its american etiquette

Tradition
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That was probably a Salvadoran

>you've never been shot and had to tip the shooter

i must admit, i loled

>Shart in Mart, Shart in Mart
>Can't hold it back any more
>Shart in mart, shart in mart,
>Gonna shit right in the store
>I don't care what they're gonna say
>Gonna crap my pants
>The smell never bothered me anyway

they also like doing this
youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

repeating a dead horse meme how funny