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Portugal edition

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All of your waifus belong to me

Nice try macaco

Australian girl told me that statistics show that 80% of Italians cheat..

from last thread

>be 175cm
>get called "not so tall" by a fucking 150cm midget
this height meme has to end

Is 175cm tall there? I'm ~180 and still have a few years to grow (I hope).

The website is dead, move on with your life. If you seek female attention join tinder, that's all that's left

It's not wrong though. 175 is "average".

>buttmad user who isn't talking to multiple qts at once

But Tinder is just overrated whores. Especially in the US

m8 she is from Venezuela the tallest person she has seen is probably 165cm

Doesn't mean she's not allowed to have standards :^)

>put effort into a message, ask questions about hobbies and interests
>no response

>mfw i get responses by just offering to coach english over whatsapp

denied by a starving girl
lmao poor manlets

>tfw a qt jumps to the top of your profile views list because she looked a second time

stop bullying slavtugal ;-;

What does it mean when a guy tells me his height from the second message?

Is he trying to brag? Should I praise him for his genetics?

call him a manlet

He's bragging without a hint of subtlety

He's trying to brag, despite how tall he is you should call him short and make him insecure.

pretty rude desu
I don't know how to respond to people telling me their height.

British girls are the lowest of the low

Finally an edition that I can enjoy and it's fit for me.

All Hail BACALHAU!

Like the other two guys said, call him short

"wow good job"

my main qt is a brit and I wholly agree

For the non-portuguese lads
>message Brazilian milf
>didn't responded to me
>I said that Brazilians were continuing racism against portuguese people

Brits are alpha and globetrotters IRL , CP is for betas and poor people that can't travel so naturally only the lowest form of brits are present.

White latin Americans are pretty tall, my mother is as tall as you are, Venezuela used to have a bunch but they all moved out in the past years.

N-no bully pls

Portuguese girl claim she's got RABO:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZVYjjoKutU

/MGTOW_Nomad

Why are all Mgtow cucky looking guys?

This has to be a troll

wew lad

>I'm a flat-earther

I can understand why other Asians would be koreaboos. It truly is the Hollywood of Asia. But what the fuck makes girls outside of Asia become koreaboos.

k-pop

Yes but what's the appeal of it? The music isn't even good and all the "singers" look like trannies.

itunes.apple.com/us/app/tandem-language-exchange/id959001619?mt=8

New outlet for us?

>Wake up
>Still no Russian gf

don't be mad you're not a cute korean boy

Actually the problem there was your autistic message

so what the most common shit tests girls use on interpals and how should I respond to them

>grill comments sexy on a photo
>go to her profile
"I am NOt here for sex chat. If you want to see naked women go to a porn web. And NO, I DON'T use Skipe "

Is it true?

I have to fend off the qt's, legit profile too

how many fingers is it tho

4

...

...

>I'm a flat-earther, holocaust-denier, 9/11 truther, climate change skeptic and quite convinced that the UN is nothing but a power club for elitists. Democracy is a farce when all they do is lie to you.

>I also believe that America and Israel are terrorist states.
/ourguy/

Is this you?

No I keep my autism hidden better

i guess there's no way to properly change the location, and if she'll see that somebody logged-in from an uncommon place, she'll get suspicious

>girl says she likes Star Trek
>she only has seen the new movie series
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

Can you explain why please? I've met 7-8 fellow bong girls IRL

well, all except 2 were foreign in Britain (italy, czech, pole)

"Do you say this to all the girls"

Yes, I messaged every girl in [her cunt], my first choice didn't respond, so now I'm sending this to you.

/free lesson

>That 7 day wait though

i want a gf

>pic related

Triggered

This qt is always sending me messages with lots of smileys and looking at my profile like every other day, but she's so boring it makes me feels she's just trying to waste my time

youtube.com/watch?v=0rlghYsHnVc

Not like I don't blame myself enough for this...

its been a year since I've been here, how is everyone and their qts?

What a beutiful day to die

we have abandoned "qts" and now mainly discuss korean culture

Is johnno still a meme

Don't die

indeed

I just deleted all my convos and blocked all my qts

I fucking hate social interaction

And now I'll have to go to college

I don't wanna be alive anymore

dont be sad

Why not?

it's get better

...

Use a VPN m8

Stop this meme it doesn't get better, if anything it gets worse

>19 years
>suicidal toughts every day for 9 yers

>19 years old
>know as soon as I leave uni it's just a dark tunnel

what does "Borrachinha" mean?
What would it imply as a person's nickname?

I've dropped it

Now I'm going back and I don't know what to do

In PT-Pt, borracho means drunken and or young man, borrachinha would be "small feminine borracho"

In PT-Br, little eraser

It takes a few hours to work

Happened to me...

Obrigado caralho

Just make sure not to fall for the stem is a meme meme

Asian Koreaboos are sane. White Koreaboos are insane. They call me Oppa. Even I'm younger than them.

Nah, I'm into math

A seu dispor! ;3

Calm down oppa :3

Kpop fans are literally the worst type of music fans. And I say that not because they're assholes or anything of the sort. I say that because, they're literally not even music fans. I've literally never heard a Kpop fan talk about Kpop music. They talk about literally every single other superficial thing about kpop, other than the music. It's like, you could never listen to Kpop and still fit in with most Kpop fans. They literally never talk about music. They talk about how cute someone is or who is their "Oppai", whatever the fuck that means. And in this case, male fans are worse than female fans. I don't know if anyone else on Sup Forums has ever curiously lurked into one of the many Kpop Generals here, but it's literally all fucking horny guys fapping to cute asian girls. They're pretty much nothing more than fap threads.

-boos are insane in general, Asian ones are just typically better educated

kinda new to this, are there any other good language exchange sites?

desu I do want qts but I am legit trying to learn Portuguese

British girls have all the arrogance of other western european women, but are ugly on top of it...

at least Spanish and French girls are qt

Just some nudes coming thru

nice, where from

Is she a polish?

Brit girls are much better than irish girls 90% of irish girls on ip are ugly af

Don't know if there are others. Only use this one and it's enough. I'm not even trying to learn any language desu

>she

No idea where is she from
Fond those nudes on my phone and I know she was from IP

nigga wut

...

kek

>talk to this korean qt everyday
>she messages me paragraphs on whatsapp when she wakes up till she goes to sleep (besides when she's at uni)
>she mentioned she saw this "really handsome white guy with dark blonde hair"
>mention she just ignored him and "acted cold"
>she hasn't replied to me, let alone even read my message today

J-just a coincidence