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Self-made Tory edition

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first for me

at the age of 30, after a successful career as an investment banker, i will sell off everything i own then travel across the world impregnating women of every colour, race, religion, and culture

diversity is our strength

yanks are pretty good lads to be honest

the gf

Could've had some gfs in the past. Turned them down. Don't know if it was the right decision. Don't care either.

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small loan of a million dollars from my father

/brit/ is a rorke general, shitskins, libautists, and canadians gtfo

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine

good attitude

AUSSIE RORKE AAHAHAHAHHA HIS GRANDPA WAS KILLED BY A NIP

> I wear this for comfort, don't you dare creep on me

>carrying on butthurt from the previous thread

australia btfo

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'sheed

is that your sis??

>your country will never have dutch tier infrastructure
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back to the discord

stop asking about the sister you obsessed creep

white people won't exist in the netherlands in 100 years

in 100 years australia will still be overwhelmingly white

a few wild elephants have begun intercepting pineapple deliveries. 3rd world problems.

>It's just a dress, gah why do all these guys keep staring me, damn rape culture

anyone have the kangaroo vocaroo

post that image on r/asianmasculinity if you want to see butthurt previously thought unimaginable

my city felt so big as a kid. bit boring now

why don't they shoot and kill that thieving nigger? ffs all elephants should stop breeding

you sly bastard

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most major cities will be chinese exclaves

Which type of girl in UK is easiest to rape and get away with it

tairad there are loads of letters and numbers I can change the last unit of the MAC to, do I go through the entire alphabet?

do I change the mac of the router or the device

Robert Cecil was an English administrator and politician.

The philosopher Francis Bacon was his first cousin.

Robert was small and hunchbacked, in an age which attached much importance to physical beauty in both sexes, and he endured much ridicule as a result : Queen Elizabeth called him "my pygmy", and King James I nick-named him "my little beagle".


He was trained by in spycraft as a matter of course.

Cecil, like his father, greatly admired the Queen. During her last illness, when Elizabeth would sit motionless on cushions for hours on end, Cecil boldly told her that she must go to bed. Elizabeth roused herself one last time to snap at him: "Must is not a word to be used to princes, little man... your late father were he here would never had dared to speak such a word to me"; but she added wryly "Ah, but ye know that I must die."

He orchestrated the smooth succession of the Scottish King James to the English throne, maintaining a secret correspondence with him.

James gave him his absolute trust.

"Though you are but a little man, I shall shortly load your shoulders with business", the King joked to Cecil at their first meeting.

Cecil was the principal discoverer of the Gunpowder Plot of 1605.

Buddhist country, and elephants are especially sacred

race mixing is fucking terrible. there is a reason why the chinese tell their daughters to marry white men. they know that their genetics are shittier.

that's better than anywhere else in the world really

europe will be a brown caliphate
america will be north mexico

>hackneyed immigration banter
not a fan

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Lets see if we can make an educated guess, what's the brand and model of your router?

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feel a bit ashamed knowing the aussie rorke is from wales

business idea: war elephants

>do I change the mac of the router or the device
router

*destroys your army then your society*

THAINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONCE

think they might fall victim to snow storms while crossing the alps

shant be investing

why are asian women so fucking easy lads

btw it works like this:

Router calls to ISP: 'hello I'm Mac Number XX:XX..." gib IP from pool plz.
ISP: ok Mac Number XX:XX..." here's your IP
If you change the mac it'll call out again and the ISP will think you're a different user needing a new IP.

*salts your earth*

foy

thailad are the thai women still enamored by white men or are they pretty used to them by now?

>a metal band with historically-inspired lyrics

only sweden could produce something like this

You say it like the country is filled with white people, not just a select few tourist containment zones.

Otto was a Bavarian prince who became the first modern King of Greece.

Greece had won its independence from the Ottoman Empire in the Greek War of Independence (1821–1829) with the help of Britain, France and Russia.

Lord Palmerston convened with French and Russian diplomats, and, decided that Greece should be a monarchy.

He attempted to attack the Ottoman Empire during the Crimean War, but was blockaded by the British Royal Navy.

In 1862 Otto was deposed while in the countryside. He died in exile in Bavaria in 1867.

*listens to Dragonforce*

so which is it then?

Pale skin will always be desirable in Thai culture.

t. neckbeard

guilty

yeah but there's obviously a difference between light thais and actual white people

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Don't think I will, pablo

Francis V was the last reigning Duke of Modena before the duchy was incorporated into the Kingdom of Italy.

After the death of his mother in 1840, Francis was considered the legitimate heir to the thrones of England, Scotland and Ireland by Jacobites as Francis I.

During the revolutions of 1848, Francis was forced to flee his Duchy.

In 1859 the Duchy of Modena was invaded by armies of France.

On 18 March 1860, King Victor Emanuel II of Sardinia ordered Modena to be incorporated into the new kingdom of Italy.

How many wars would there be right now if there were no muslims? How many major conflicts? None?

Thais are based and don't have a feminazi taboo against sex with children?

Sure but it's not like it's entirely disassociated. People, especially women are driven to sex by the instinct to reproduce, they want the best desirable traits for their offspring. It's like the majority of big celebrities here are halfus

top 10 countries i want to visit

1. spain
2. china
3. japan
4. russia
5. egypt
6. greece
7. norway
8. turkey
9. israel
10. uae

A lot, lot less, funny thing is they're responsible for dozens of """civil""" wars in Africa that the media doesn't report on

>9. israel
get out jew

doing a laff at the yank

Dece list

daily reminder radical islam was unleashed by the usa in their butthurt against the soviet union

i don't think i can go to the uae or egypt if i have an israeli stamp though

where does one go when /brit/ is this slow?

thailad is literally the best poster here

better dead than red

spain is fucking shit

fuck all of you

how? i just want to go there to mong out and party

why is public defacation such a problem in India when it barely exists in its similar neighbours

I wouldn't go that far
It's a budget holiday for Brits, somewhere to go for a cheap piss up with the lads.

i am /brit/'s best poster

John Hunt Morgan was a Confederate general in the American Civil War.

Morgan's family was one of the wealthiest in the country.

His business empire included horse breeding and hemp manufacturing.

Morgan did not initially support secession. He wrote to his brother, "Our State will not I hope secede I have no doubt but Lincoln will make a good President at least we ought to give him a fair trial."

While his soldiers raided nearby militia and looted county and city treasuries, the jewels of the local masonic lodge were stolen. When Morgan, a Freemason, learned of the theft he recovered the jewels and returned them to the lodge the following day.

In July 1863, he set out on a 1000-mile raid into Indiana and Ohio, taking hundreds of prisoners.

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NEED a sip of that sopa de caco

any slags?

south shouldve won

exactly what i would want tbqh

>how?
because it's a country of nothing but shitty hotels crammed together in front of a beach
>i just want to go there to mong out and party
can do that literally anywhere, you're just wasting your money desu

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Rich men taught you to think that. You are their bitchboy. They are cucking you right this moment.

The collapse of the USSR was a mistake................

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b-but ed sheeran made it sound so nice

tbqh our version of spain is funnily cuba. everyone goes there for a cheap holiday to drink all day on a beach

You're delusional

You're someone's reason to masterbate

You should book into a typical hotel for Europeans, I'll never forget running around as a young lad with a group of other British lads pretending to be planes bombing the German kids.

not me lad. not me.

You are seriously going to try to argue the rich don't cuck america? That there isn't an effort by rich interests to suppress leftism? What can you possibly say?

John Bell Hood was a Confederate general during the American Civil War who had a reputation for bravery and aggressiveness that sometimes bordered on recklessness.

At the start of the Civil War, he offered his services to his adopted state of Texas.

Before the War, he suffered an arrow through his left hand during action against the Comanche tribe in Devil's River, Texas.

At the Battle of Gaines's Mill on June 27, Hood distinguished himself by leading his brigade in a charge that broke the Union line, which was the most successful Confederate performance in the Seven Days Battles. While Hood escaped the battle without an injury, every other field officer in his brigade was killed or wounded.

Hood surrendered himself in Natchez, Mississippi, where he was paroled on May 31, 1865.