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Islam edition

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theory:
hung parliament
labour + lib dems + snp + pc + greens form a super-coalition

>neoliberalism.jpg

hate muslims love pints etc

anyone born after 1995 is underage to me

counter theory: hang parliament

oh yes, I'm sure the supposed coalition would be begging for the Green's 1 seat

fucking mug

'97 here

Hello I am moot haha

shia islams is best islams

fuck off you vile cretin

Why are you in Oz moot?

gramps

was born in 99 here, turned 18 a month ago

final solution

i consider myself a feminist but i'm also a massive rorke

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been practin my german lads, what do you tink

>tfw you're on your bed with your gf and you slowly kiss and use tongues and then you start touching each other and dry humping then you rip off each others clothes and you rub downstairs and it gets wet and you slowly stick it in and have a bit of the ol' rumpy pumpy

My ancestor's general :)

have no purpose in life lads

can't wait until I have kids Tbh

'87... here

where can I dance to some 90's house in Sydney?

don't want to keep having to go to gay clubs

green will get 2 seats
and it'll be that close that 2 seats will help make a majority

86
dont fucking know, why are you asking here

fuck off granddad

I'm a trans exclusionary radical feminist, also hate paki scum

simple as *sips pint*

not a hope in hell mate, 2 seats is useless for the dissolved power

need you out of business

the 'f is too short for that
have to do a bit of gymnastics

'92 here

80s grannies out!

wonder what a /brit/-themed retro tiger handheld game would be like

1996 and above: fuck off underage twat
1995-1990: perfect age for the 'chon
1989 and below: fuck off grandad

moot goes to mootxico with stolen donations, not Australia.

D – S T R O Y ' D

nah
I'm from the future
trust me

I am not going to talk about /brit/.

got an exam in 4 hours, stop what you're doing and wish me luck you pricks

hmm yes fascinating

*turns to talk to someone else*

it would just be craven and kev killing paki scum on the streets of london and poleboo being the final boss

are you from mirpuri? my ancestors :)

Hello, I like retro tiger themed games.

Nonce

Yeah I think early 90s I can accept as real people, anyone 95 and after should be sacrificed as a holocaust to god

FUCK OFF NORMIE

fucking despise cis cunts

*sips oestrogen replacement supplement*

>>seven five five three one zero five eight
no fuck off, hope you fail you bastard

I'm just a big guy
everything here is so little
reckon I could deadlift the entire country

saw a cute girl on the bus today, she looked at me

*turns around and talks to the wall*

keep breathing at me with your smelly breath and I'll punch you back there son

The haircut meme city

Atleast you can talk

hope you get a question you didnae study for

nah jokes ahah

Queen of Brit

Thailad's so old: he can remember watching Geoffrey Boycott play in The Ashes.

Seánín

Thailad's so old: he can remember watching Geoffrey Rush teach the king to speak English

Seánín

>speaking to lefty mate who says that this whole multiple-gender thing + all the pronouns and people identifying as anything they want and even denying basic science is ridiculous and has spiralled out of control.

>speaking to other lefty mate who says immigration is far too high and needs to be balanced.

didnt expect that from lefties. and if they think that then there must be many more like them.

seriously need to stop wanking

knew i could count on my 3 best mates to post their support, ill be thinking of you lads while in the exam
cheers boys x

Seánín

thailads so old that his children will have a higher chance of having autism

ah yes the vocal minority

Seánín

its the mother that does that

>making eye contact with girls

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west brit

of course there are, most people are pretty "centered"
but the far left browbeats them into line with their rhetoric and logical leaps using shared values like equality and progress

I'm gay and there is nothing wrong with that.

Tiocfaidh ár lá

good luck mate x

Ah yes mum is talking about her middle age ladies at work beef again
Keep talking, I am definitely interested

going to spend my day applying to shit low skilled jobs

he's english m8

fuck off leftie cuck

Best sofa sitting position tee bee aytch

show your mother some respect kiddo

*stifles a giggle*

lmao I stopped doing that a long time ago

you're a little brat

He's literally Irish

>I'm gay and there is nothing wrong with that.

w2c desk weasel
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ahahahahahah this is the state of the world we live in lmaaaAAAOa ahahahahahahahah

I'm 29, I just don't care what Carol said when Jane said that thing to Meena after Raj asked Carol's friend Sarah to wait instead of serving her immediately.

Bog Fart Jr seems pretty sound

cancelled my Netflix over Dear White People but kind of wish I had it back for House of Cards

>Meena
>Raj
>these are the names that come naturally to the mind of Englels

You shouldn't watch any TV or Hollywood movies

>British
>Raj

quite naturally it seems

They're really name - I'm from Luton I'm surprised there were so many white names

every minute I stay in this room I get weaker
and every minute charlie squats in the bush he gets stronger.

They offer a month free for every new customer, I've been wondering why exactly you couldn't just put the minimum amount on a virtual credit card and just make an account every month.

>coming on Sup Forums under 25 years old
Dire

watch the uk version
criminally underrated

born and raised in london, not english? wha?

do go on.

what's a virtual cc

Covfefe x

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