Be American

>Be American
>Get piss drunk off 500ml of premium American pisswater

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>be american
>can't get taxi home due to sprawl
>can't get drunk without designated driver
>be 56% white
>no foreskin

>uh yeah dude can I get a pitcher of Bud Light to go please?

>DUDE TALLBOYS LMAO

Let's have some fun guys

youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68

>500ml
>not 568ml
please tell me how capitalism and free market is working for americans once again

>be american
>get half of your dick cut off at birth for made up reasons
literally pakis/jews

Jesus christ

>be american
>get high as a kite from unpasteurized milk

we use metric for drinks. i don't know why

still selling 500ml beer is a scam

>Yanks literally write and sing songs dedicated to corporations

Is that true that american beers are only like 2-3%, and 5% is considered strong?

>be american
>get forced at gunpoint to sing the praises of Shekelberg megacorp
>get shot anyway

>be american
>"hoy I'm 15% Bavarian I can't get drunk off of beer"
>drink half a can of Bud Light
>pass out
>wake up in hospital without foreskin

Wow, the American ultra scene seems doopin mental

don't quote me but i think "light" beers are 2-3% and normal beer is 5. budweiser is 5

crikey, wouldn't want to meet these lads down a dark alley!

>You sir do not have a pair of testicles if you prefer drinking from glass
I would like to think quite the contrary

so this is the real power of the us of a

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You would think right!

youtu.be/KlG2jVllcCE

fucking hell

I've got goosebumps!!

>change about four words from the chorus of a song
>claim it as your chant
They should go to a Cork City match.