/balt/

comfy edition

no normies allowed

/balt/

Whoever recommended for me to buy Mi goreng cup noodles a couple thread ago, thank you. These are nice as fuck.

cute
she's cute

I like us better when we're wasted
It makes it easier to fake it
The only time we really talk
Is when our clothes are coming off.

hot as my grill

rename that picture

>qt looked at me with "interested" eyes but i was too shy to talk to her
>i'm never in my life will talk to her again
>never

i fucking hate myself

never going to see to her*

Feeling tired lads, might go to sleep before midnight tonight. I'll be spending my Friday here though tomorrow.

no worries you will have more opportunities with other girls

he won't

Yes he will.

you also gonna find someone someday
so don't be sad

I think a girl likes me right now. I just asked her if i can be her gf.

No he won't.

ur a boy right there's no girls on Sup Forums
i hope so

reminder that if you read word "live" from the side you will get the word "evil"
so if you live you are evil
NO ONE IS PURE

No
I already did

>I already did
you have a gf?
are you really a russian weeb?

O-oh...

I do
I am
Yes

well then you need to leave
read the first post

> read the first post
I can't find it

I will make this easy for you

Get out of here normie.

Okay, neets
I think I'll go hang out with my friends or something :)

Good. Don't bother coming back.

>there's a girl on napkin
>not only i can masturbate to a girl but also clean my cum on that napkin exactly on her face

freaking normie pretends to be one of us

jesus christ

post the napkin(not the used one I don't want to see that one)

oh wait
it's written wildcats east high school

shit
i didn't masturbate thank god , i'm not weirdo or something

When the ashes start to rise
And the moon falls from the sky
And a thousand candles
Burn into the night
When the angels softly cry
On the flames below the sky
Would a thousand souls
Still pray for you and I?

>Hollywood undead
nice I have like 10 songs by them in my playlist

Good taste, dude. I have to admit that I didn't expect to meet a fellow HU fan here.

Im a normie, you cant make me go away.

well anything is possible in a world so seriously strange

business idea

napkins with pornography

even better business idea
lewd glasses

>xray glasses

i remember thinking about it with my friend during childhood

cool stuff

yeah me too
probably most of the kids were thinking about this

customers would be...?

>go outside
>xray glasses + photocamera
>take pics
>masturbate at home

great

or napkins with animegirls

customers would be wierdos

I would record the people from all the different angles and take them off when seeing ugly and fat girls

>ugly and fat girls

and guys

there is already a toilet paper with this idea


well that is obvious

forgot the pic

good

why can i relate more with /balt/ users than real life friends ?

i feel warmth here

the future is here

but why?

so that you could read stuff while taking a dump

this is different to porn on napkins or something. i imagine with porn napkins u would fap to them and cum onto them but this looks more like a novelty or maybe a fetish thing for the right person desu. tricolour poster r u going for novelty or genuine product?

well maybe because a lot of similar people come here

and clean ur ass with it

well yeah that is the main purpose of the toilet paper but it has extra feature that other toilet paper don't have
hehe

>pic

hot , would cum on that

> hot , would cum on that
it's a boy, you homofag

i don't care

wew who would wear this

> i don't care
lol, gay

traps aren't gay

> traps aren't gay
heh

I think you are looking into this too seriously

so i can take ur idea?

retards

that porn napkin idea is other guys not mine

stop tryin to get in the way of businss

you replied to me not him so I replied to you

don't cry, homoboi
maybe you'll find yourself a bf in the future

wtf I love men now

why do you have traps saved on you pc?
you are gay yourself mate

Sorry
I don't
I found it online

yeah right remember this?
oh would you look at this isn't this a trap?
busted

romans were based

No
It's my gf

that is a man

No
You're wrong

ok then post the pic and we will see

>posting my gf online
Yeah, nah

You already posted that picture some time ago
I remember it

I didn't

well then some other russian guy did it

It has the same filename

yeah
> It has the same filename
What do you mean??

>yeah
and he is a guy, so you are gay

I'm saying that I see through your homo Russian lies

> and he is a guy, so you are gay
What? You said that someone else has posted it and I've agreed with you
What file has the same filename?

I don't need to justify myself to you

> I don't need to justify myself to you
No proofs, I see

Nothing more moral than killing someone who works for and abides by the rules set by invader.

but you have the pic

>being a bandit
>moral

lol

Wouldn't killing the original invaders be more moral? They entered voluntarily whilst traitors might have been forced into it.

>invaders

Liberators*

I deleted it
Here's another pic of my gf

>slavic animefags shitting up the thread
every time

You're pretty much on the same level of scum as invader if you work for those who killed so many of your country men.
Better die standing than living on your knees.

>Here's another pic of my gf
*bf
FFY

No