/asean/ "Cute, not lewd gf" edition

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first for flips

Second for onsen

am banned from half the onsens cause of large back tattoo
my edginess has led to my downfall

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Tattoo is banned in onsen? But how about those yakuza?

I think it's actually banned CAUSE of the yakuza
They prolly have their own places

>tfw no gf

this

can I join yakuza or will they just beat me up like the gaijin I am
I know there's some Triad presence in the Philippines, but that's cause there's alotta chinks

>China mentioned in any thread
>Vietnamese flag suddenly appears
>It ain't me guis

no idea, probably depends on your competence

Are you actual Japanese?

yep

runaway japanon this autist is going to pester you with shit only he would care about

Anyone else having problems with CAPTCHA? It seems to be rather unreliable for me today.

What do you think of Abe?

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did abe dishonor his famiry by dressing up like mario
I mean he dropped the costume pretty quick, like 1 second into the reveal, he couldn't have been that proud of it

>that ending
Fuck this movie. I wasn't prepared for that ending.

Fuck off with your onsen shit aspie.

issat in the phil? pls linku linku

don't worry m8 we got first :^)

Of coursh, Marawi has gone completely bonkers.

>Zamboanga
no Martial Law
no blue on blue
terrorists are pushed out after one week, mop up ops in three weeks
over 300 terrorists dead with proofs
no damaged armored personnel carriers

>Marawi
Martial Law on Mindanao
blue on blue
terrorists are still entrenched after 10 days and its still not ogre
only 40~ terrorists identified with dubious claims of 90+ terrorists killed and no proofs
three damaged armored personnel carriers, one hijacked by terrorists

i couldn't care less about politics he's just one of (((politicians)))

politicians are more or less like a clown anyway

Bang minta cendol dong

damn (((them)))

I remember I liked this guy cause he was Lionheart or something, was he any good?

>politicians are more or less like a clown anyway
Truer words never be spoken.

What about anison? What do normal Japanese people think about it?

How come people aren't getting mad at Duterte then if Marawi is going to shit? Seems like it could be even worse than Mamasapano, at this rate.

>What about anison? What do normal Japanese people think about it?
I was expecting a response like this

the fuck is an anison

and give it time, people still losing their shit over martial law, stop spazzing out about why people aren't mad

pijer nya aja ada. cendol nya abes

>anison
Anime song

Funnily enough, I've seen some people who vocally hated P-Noy due to Mamasapano actually defending Duterte and/or martial law in Mindanao.

Can't be as bad as mentioning Laos all the time.

I have gained weight... not good!

Then go jocking

Wew lads, grab your popcorn cause we gonna witness the autists' banter wars.

>Me living in Bisayaland under Martial Law
>tagologs can't stop crying and thinks Marcos regime all over again.
kek

Yeah, no.

Marcos is the reason why we are still a shithole tho.

>Can't be as bad as mentioning Laos all the time.
don't delude yourself MKL
at least it's relevant to SEA and there are plenty of weeb boards to have a serious discussion on that

Sleepy and comfy after it rained hard this evening . good night, gayboiss .

>Bought a pants today.
>Size 28 fits me good and tightly like a glove
>try size 30 also fits me good but no butt
>Buy size 28 cause it'll accentuate my ass more.

>Marcos is the reason why we are still a shithole tho.
I can't argue with you. $6B down the drain.

You lucky bastard

This guy knows even if I used to talk about it very much. Doesn't mean we couldn't talk about anison but don't bring up so often.

Everything touched by Indians turns to shit
Everything touched by Chinese turns to gold
Coincidence?

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>tfw my pants are all tight from thighs downwards but loose on the waist because big legs

why can't I have at least one perfect fitting pants

It's not like I talk about anison all the time. If anything, I tend to talk more about politics than anison here.

But all of us non flips hate, I mean, HATE flipolitics. And I absolutely despise politics of any kinds.

>not cutting, adjusting and stitching it to fit yourself afterwards.

I have a great idea! Why don't we build a machine that makes Indians shit and then force the Chinese to touch the shit??? Free gold! PROFIT!!!

Some estimates claim the loot is 10bil

good idea

shit even I hate flipolitics
It's not like talking about politics is going to change anything at all

yeah that's the thing. I will always have to get my pants altered for it to fit me well.

Duh, tell that to your pedo overlord, MKL.

What's this? Deadpool in space?

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>Bayan
Gommies

Venom origin story

Why's flipTinder full of jejfolk and poorfags?
Gotta swipe through so much crap

Why are they so tempting ?

my gf

princess asean mom is ok tho

kek I know it's full of cringy normie cucks that's why I already deleted mine. It was a waste of time but I guess at least I got laid lmao

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Where is her mummy?

kek

hit it then quit it eh?
To be fair there were a few really hot girls, but I doubt we would have gotten matched. Is it sad that I started lifting cause of tinder?

My bf, the Prince of /asean/.

Well, if you're lifting just so you can show it off tinder, then yeah that's pretty sad. But at least something motivates you to get fit.

Hell yeah, gots to get dem hot girls somehow
I wish girls were attracted to booknerds, I fucking love reading

Bisayan gommies

that makes your country a steaming pile of gold colored shit.

Why is Malaysian Airlines is still in business?

it lives for the memes

>deleted
Sasuga MKL and his janny powers.

Lel, why did HiroMoot even accept that fag as janny?

>he's a mod
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>HE does it for free
>HE takes his “job” very seriously
>HE does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>HE deletes threads he doesn’t like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>HE deletes threads he doesn’t like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>HE will never have a real job
>HE will never move out of his parent’s house
>HE will never be at a healthy weight
>HE will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>HE will never have a girlfriend
>HE will never have any friends

it's the exact opposite, hiromoot definitely want MKL as janny

>he has a shitty meme degree

truly the best representation of asean
only good thing about him is the jesus in his name

i can be his friend

Sure you do, LOSER!

You can, but may you?

Be my friend instead

Just discovered the Life is Strange general
things are looking up bois

I want to fuck a chinese girl and her roommate at the same time

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you can do it colimbine !

We believe in you Columbine!

Show yourself MKL, stop deleting my posts.

kek

ewwwwwwwwwww

stop calling me that, call me jake instead

Looks like the cover of a femdom porn video.

Ths is the most alpha filipino I don't think you fags could even compete

fukin got u boi
jake the neet

Post your face first columbine, maybe we'll stop calling you a school shooter then.

kek

nice try MKL
those girls look like trash