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Wow terrible op

im back from work you guys

it's my brithday today

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but its baby

happy birthday

Happy birthday

thanks buds

for you user :3

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Got your fucking baby right here

shh

/cum/ is sleep

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cute
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made a shitpost

I HATE WINDOWS!
JESUS CHRIST HOW CAN A COMMERCIAL OPERATING SYSTEM BE SO GARBAGE!
YESTERDAY, I STREAMED FOR A FRIEND WHO CAN'T PLAY GAMES AND WINDOWS UPDATER FATALLY CRASHED MY DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT!
AND I LEARNED JUST NOW THE UPDATE MADE RISK OF RAIN UNPLAYABLE ON MY MACHINE!
I
FUCKING
HATE
WINDOWS

i like it!

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you wanna have a go at it buddy?

lol

>covfefe du fromage

my future gf on the left

gonna take a nap

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enjoying this stupid cunt trying to take over the democrat party again

>you will never create mass hysteria and panic like the war of the worlds

why live

because the earth has existed for 4.3 billion years are you're around just in time for this

Just in time for more resolution support and a rescale of the UI in a game I played over a decade ago?

How exciting

i never played it

man, are you 30?

I'm 27 today I grew up playing it and command and conquer

GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP PRONTO

How long does weed stay in your system?

I last smoked April 10 and 2 times prior to that by like 1-2 weeks. I'm sitting in a drug testing facility right now. What tests do they run and what's my outlook look like?

Highly variable. Hope you stayed hydrated

you're fucked

maybe don't smoke the devil's lettuce while unemployed you degenerate

depends what test they use, most tests it takes around a month to get out of your system, especially if you're active and drink a lot of water.

There are tests that can test for over a year though

I thought I'd try it one couple last times before I leave childhood and join the adult world.

God damnit I'm freaking the fuck out I've smoked 3 times in my life and it's about to ruin me

everything past Tiberian sun was shit

Generals was pretty good

>you're just lookin a qts papers and she gives you this look

does she want it?

what should i have for brunch, buds?

give her the C(itizenship)

Alright so I just took a urine test

If the last time was April 10, how do my chances look?

>smoking the devils herb

Should be fine unless you were smoking everyday and obese even then you'd probably pass

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jesus fucking christ some people are retarded

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english, spanish or french memes only in this thread please

thank you

>bosses teenage daughter started interning during the summer 4 years ago
>getting more and more hot over the years
>Started yesterday, first year she is legal
>top tier qt

thank god she is only here for 5 weeks lads, I think I can keep myself from saying anything that will get me fired in that amount of time.

Honestly couldn't be happier with Trump's presidency. I expected nothing and he has completely butt-blasted the most obnoxious people in society. I'd consider re-electing him if the dems put up another shill as a candidate.

It's going to be booker. Drupf 2020!

lmao what a boss

turkish royals are pretty good i'm not gonna make fun of turks anymore

>call someone
>phone goes to voicemail
>stumble over words and mumble them
not sure if they understood the message

*winks at you seductively*

bon matin

Congrats

>national donut day tomorrow
>manager will know I'm lying if I call out

good for you for having a job

that's very cool

You need to find a new thread ryan. Your cancer

going to be an office wagie soon

Fuck off

Ryan is a good guy.

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Thoughts?

made me a little angry

watching friday the 13th

Might get an overseas asean gf again to alleviate my suffering

nou

How did the interview go?

Dumb Americans LMOA xxxDdDd hahahahhahahahahahkekekekekeke

Windows 7 is literally the best operating system ever, but everything after it is shit-tier.

pretty good I think. As long as my answers checked off all the boxes I should get it

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>having automatic updates on

canadians will never know the joy of buying a box of mac n cheese for $1

American stores are better than Canadian stores.

Canadian music is the most powerful music in the world

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I DON'T HAVE THEM ON!
WINDOWS 10 DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PREFERENCES AND SETTINGS!

you actually have to get out of your car at canadian stores i know its inconvenient

also we dont offer mobility scooters like most american stores. downright shameful.

4 days until Im out of this shithole

congratulations!

would you?
I know I would

Chances of being gay? Quite high as weed is known to turn people homosexual

my gf

Fact Canadian's are the most powerful race in the world

Canadians aren't even real.

I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on Sup Forums anymore.

Here's how I did it.

-Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person

-Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure

-Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.

-It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.

-Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.

-Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.

i wonder if people will be playing all the old UMS maps, or if people might even make new ones

>he isn't watching the national spelling bee
Smh desu senpai

Read the bible not too long ago

4/10, needs work

reading puts me to sleep

I'll put you to sleep

are you an anesthesiologist?

>japanese animation technology

Sitting here drinking fireball whiskey, watching Arizonan house tours, kind of wishing I were never born.

super was a mistake

cagers getting their comeuppance
>Over the last few days, Ontario Provincial Police say there have been three instances of cinderblocks being thrown onto Highway 401 traffic from overpasses.

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why are you drinking garbage fireball?

Maybe I'm pleb, but my favorite alcoholic beverages are fireball and Guinness. I love Kilkenny too, but it's only available on tap in my region.