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It was worth it.

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Not sure what I think about this

spose I'll post here
don't like the look of the girl in your man's thread

Bent paedo

What are you lot up to?

Nothing whatsoever.

trying to get through this shitty humid day
fucking rain and heat

Thinking about buying Tekken 7.

Back from the walk lads. Was wet out there.

Is that king John's castle?
Just buy it,you've got nothing to lose anyway

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looks ten thousand times better and more comfy than Dublin
you culchies have some nerve bullying us

>you've got nothing to lose anyway
Except my money you affluent braggart.

Yep. You have a good eye for Limerick, lux.

>Galway to Dublin Airport Direct
>driving through Limerick

It does look nice and clean
>Good goy what if I spend my 50 shekels on something I don't like as much as I have liked the other games of the same series with the same game design but only new better graphics and new characters, Elohim protect!

>looking up at the rain hitting the skylight
>the sound of it tapping off the glass

Tracking jaggy down on his walk right now.

you live in an attic?

Not him but I do. It's just a room converted. The rain is way too loud.

Who puts a skylight in their attic?

people who live in them

it's very comfy, knew someone who did

Literally everyone who has a converted attic.

Thinking about moving to Ireland (Dublin) after I graduate. A bunch of people I know moved there and all say they're living the good life. Are they full of shit or is Ireland that cool?

Juniper. Go fuck yourself.

Guess it depends how it compares to Croatland.

Full of shit. Enjoy paying 1500 a month for a box room with no heating and sharing a bathroom with 10 other people.
Also enjoy constant traffic jam and inept and overcrowded public transport. Enjoy scumbags and knackers everywhere stabbing you.

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Why does Dublin attract so many foreigners given its reputation in this country?

Still at work lads.

I don't think its reputation is well known outside of Ireland. Someone looking to move here is likely to see Dublin as having more employment opportunities, which is probably why they're moving in the first place.

Froggy?

going on a walk

better not run in to any of you

I haven't been there, but I'm fed up with this place even though I won't have a hard time getting a job. I've been told that the work environment there is better and that people are a lot less negative than here

>1500 a month for a box room with no heating and sharing a bathroom with 10 other people
I'm aware of this. Some guys I know only moved out of those shared flats after finding foreign qts and moving in with them

>Enjoy scumbags and knackers everywhere stabbing you
Stabbing like shanking or bumping into you?

Why would the King of England have a castle in Limerick???

>finding foreign qts and moving in with them
STAY OUT THEY'RE MINE

Ew, no.

>Dublin as having more employment opportunities, which is probably why they're moving in the first place
This. Also, there are loads of immigrants from those places already, so it's easier to make the jump - for example, we have Facebook groups with people willing to help you around, offer you a place to crash until you sort your shit out, etc

There are enough gfs for everyone, user

>There are enough gfs for everyone, user

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Personally would NEVER work in Dublin. It's just not worth it. It's a shit lifestyle.
Had to work up there before and it was utter hell compared to working in other Irish cities.
Everybody I know who works there is miserable. But the upsides are there's far more things going on and more people to meetup with like that group you mentioned.

He captured it and named it after himself.

Don't worry user, just ask next time and you can tag along.

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alri boys

What would we talk about? Do you have a dog at least?

I don't.
We could talk about the reasons why I don't have a dog and the reasons why you feel a dog would ease the awkwardness.

I've always wanted a dog but my parents hated animals so I never really had the chance

> other Irish cities
Aren't other cities way smaller compared to Dublin? Guess the traffic isn't as bad and life's more chill in Cork, Limerick, and places like that

>the upsides are there's far more things going on and more people to meetup with like that group you mentioned
Yeah, that's why it's so attractive to young people. I know like 50 people who have moved there since we joined the EU

Because dogs just do that okay. We could give it attention and spoil it with head pat's while ignoring each other.
Favourite kinds of dogs?

desu lad I wouldn't listen to /éire/ about Ireland
they all hate dublin

These are just universal experiences of people who have lived in both Dublin and other parts of Ireland.

I've nothing against dogs but I'm much more into cats.

At least they didn't get you one without thinking. Then for the first two years you have a dog that constantly roams around the area and is never around when you want to play with him. Then he gets caught by the dog warden and you're warned that if they get him again he could be taken for good so you have to keep him tied up in the garden for the rest of his days. Really don't get a dog unless you're actually prepared for it or at least let him live inside, it's no fun having an outdoor dog in a country with weather this shit.

Is this ok?

Did not think my opinion of you could go any lower.

Lets be honest
the #1 reason everyone hates dublin the amount of foreigners. I doubt a foreigner is going to mind that considering hes part of that group. Like most of the foreigners in Dublin are EU citizens, not blacks or arabs like people make out here

I'll try to keep finding new ways to surprise you.

It's okay. Everyone in Croatia hates Zagreb for no reason

Aren't "travellers" LARPers? Like bottom barrel scum that pretends they're gypos so they can do whatever the fuck they want

>At least they didn't get you one without thinking
This, dogs are a huge responsibility

>much more into cats

Fucking queer

I still consider myself a dog person but I really do like my cat. In the past month he's caught three rats, two mice and some small rodent I can't remember the name of, though we think he might have killed some birds too which is the downside. He's also unusually affectionate for a cat which is nice.

>Talking shit about my traveller brethren
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE INSULTING MY GYPSY BRETHREN,THEY ARE THE TRUE GAELS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's quite touching when they gift you something they caught. Apparently their thinking behind it is they believe you're a shit hunter and feel obligated to provide food for you because they fear you'll starve to death if they don't.

>Aren't "travellers" LARPers?
It's complicated. Their not Roma or the regular kind of gypsy you see in the world. In fact as genetic tests prove they're no different from regular Irish racially, but despite that the government has recently declared them a separate ethnic group which is bullshit because 99% of the time they're the ones that start shit. Some of them also claim that travelers are the original inhabitants of Ireland, but fucking everyone says that. I think the most plausible theory of how they came about is that they're the descendants of people who lost their land to Cromwell.

When's the Dáil getting that dress code again?

Less than 2 hours to go until I can box around a few of you on Tekken 7 lads. Who's your main?

Do you have just Galway by itself?

Yeah I'm the shit hunter when I'm the one that keeps bringing you food.

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Fucked up the eyes I'm afraid

That sounds fucking stupid since you're the one who provides them with food in the first place.

>people will think of Ed Sheeran when they hear the name Galway Girl now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also who's the girl you used as a base?

>despite that the government has recently declared them a separate ethnic group
Bizarre. Do they have special snowflake rights now?

>descendants of people who lost their land to Cromwell
So they started caravaning around and not giving a fuck about laws?

Yes but you don't hunt for it and cats don't understand the concept of trade. They look at your speed, reactions and stealthiness and determine you're absolutely worthless at catching your own meal. I'd say they think you're scavenging the food you bring and are getting lucky every time to find or steal someone elses kill.

Have a job interview in a couple weeks, need to find out the exact date. I could either end up deferring study for a year, or try to do both simultaneously. The former is probably comfier, the latter is going to be exhausting but it would only last 6-18 months and I'd be in a decent position career-wise.

Also
>fucking anime pedo edition

>Bike was hit my a car today
>Going to take a few days to fix
>Mfw have to get a bus that's always full of dolescum

This general should be good practice for dealing with them.

Alright lads

Her name's Mael if I'm not mistaken
Best of luck then

>cat "people"
>not having a dog that you spend so much time with that the two of you act in perfect symbiosis

lmao enjoy waking up with cat piss on your pillow

>Do they have special snowflake rights now?
Well now if you punch a knacker it's considered a hate crime instead of just assault.

>So they started caravaning around and not giving a fuck about laws?
Pretty much. They've only become a problem in recent decades. In the past they used to help farmers by buying dead animals and scrap tin off them, hence the name tinkers. Now they're just a nuisance that some people are reluctant to crack down on because it's oppressing their culture.

>not being an idort

Every fucking evening the weather suddenly gets good after it's too late to go out.

Cats feel no obligation to love you, it's respect which must be earned and feels much more satisfying when its given.

Dogs are conditioned to believe in the master - servant relationship. They will love you and be loyal to regardless of how terrible a person you are or how you treat them.

Sounds like you're in a romantic relationship with your dog.

>if you punch a knacker it's considered a hate crime
just wow

>Now they're just a nuisance that some people are reluctant to crack down on because it's oppressing their culture.
Do they beg and steal like normal gypsies or just park their caravans and cause a mess?

The knacker population has been in steady decline and they're becoming less and less problematic over the past 20 years so I'm not sure why lads here keep going on about them. I've hardly even see a knacker in the past few years, they're a rare sight now unless you live in certain areas.
You should be more careful of the tracksuited Dubs

You must be very sheltered.

And what more do you want from something than unconditional love? If it's contingent then it isn't love, it's a simple effect of the difference in power in the relationship.

Dogs are simply high quality. They know what you're feeling instinctively, they always watch out for you, they always expect you to watch out for them. I would even go so far as to say a dog is worth more than a nigger.

I'm not sure where you're running into travellers in your day to day life because I'm certainly not. I see them on the road on their sulky thing from time to time but that's about it. And even that is becoming less and less frequent as the years pass.
As a child I remember they were all over the place and it worried local communities since they could park anyway and cause a lot of issues. I don't think I've seen a traveller parked outside of a designated spot in about 15 years now, Gardai have really clamped down on it.

They're too proud for begging but they do tend to steal the odd thing in the area. The biggest problem is their rampant drinking and fighting, at my cousin's confirmation there was a bunch of them in the back the church making a nuisance and throwing cans around. They've also started threatening eachother over youtube videos, which is pretty funny. Game Of Mobile Homes is a good recap on the deep traveller stories.

Less problematic is still problematic. Settling isn't fixing them entirely either, you can take the man out of the caravan but you can't take the caravan out of the man.

Your personal lack of exposure does not equal a reduction in problematic behaviour from travellers.

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Wrong person faglord

I'm not going to badmouth dogs since I don't have anything against them but I do prefer the relationship between me and my pet to be more like a new member of the family filled with conditions but with a collective goal to get on well together. With dogs its more a case of "I am your Lord. Obey and worship me."
Fine if that's your thing, it's nice that you're giving an animal a good life regardless of motive.

I dunno man, my cat likes me but I don't think he respects me. I've never had a cat before him apart from the occasional stray but he's an unusual one, I don't think the rest of them are as affectionate as he is.

If hes bringing you things he catches he clearly cares for you. Not all cats do that, many will just eat them themselves.

>With dogs its more a case of "I am your Lord. Obey and worship me."
How many lords give tummy rubs?

Lemme guess, you're from Dublin?

>rampant drinking and fighting
I don't know about drinking, but I've watched a bunch of bareknuckle boxing vids on YT. Would buy an Adidas track for the occasion and LARP Slav/10

>at my cousin's confirmation there was a bunch of them in the back the church making a nuisance and throwing cans around. They've also started threatening eachother over youtube videos, which is pretty funny
They're Catholic as well? So, basically, Irish white trash that doesn't give a fuck

>Fine if that's your thing, it's nice that you're giving an animal a good life regardless of motive.
This. The only thing that matters

Servant Doggo believes it pleases the Human Lord to receive such rubs.