/carib/: Vybz is still in jail edition

Allowed: convicted felons
Not allowed: those with no rap sheets

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So why are you in here

"the corrections department stated o has no knowledge of new songs being released"

SL does not appear in the criminal record

The same could be said for you.

Topkek

...yet!

Reminder that by next moth the sea level will rise by 27ft so invest in hillside property rn

The trials and tribulations of living on a flat island.

I hate everything

but do you hate ice cream?

>getting caught

>yet!
No

But the volcano

Repeating digits

Sí.

>only highland is volcano
U ded son

Nein

*Gasp*

Why are old people so creepy?

Also how are my crabmens doing today? Any big news?

why my dude?

>but do you hate ice cream?
ice cream is ass desu fampai

Professor being a cunt

You take that back right now

What happened? Is he salty about the strike?

no, I'll fite you.

>Also how are my crabmens doing today?
A but "meh" but I was productive today

>Any big news?
Opposition is still trying to get the government to audit some stuff
Air Canada might be a thing
Hurricane season warnings

>A but "meh" but I was productive today
how so?

>Opposition is still trying to get the government to audit some stuff
Any chances of success in that side?
>Air Canada might be a thing
neat
>Hurricane season warnings
same here.

> Also how are my crabmens doing today? Any big news?
I spent my day cutting wood and bending steel

Bought some new pedals for my mountain bike and gonna start biking in the desert again.

>how so?
Didn't really feeling like doing anything but I forced myself to do them
so the future me wouldn't call me a lazy cunt.

>any chances of success
Very low

She is very salty about it, she isn't even on the island.

Recap of day one post-strike
>grass, weeds and trees overgrown left and right
>no water in the university
>library closed due to floods, water damage and lack of upkeep in 2 months
>most buildings have mold and other fungi growing
>professors absent left and right
>the town itself isn't even ready for the influx of

Sounds like a busy day. Were you building something with that?

classic dutchies and their bikes.

i see

>she isn't even on the island.
wow

sounds like fun times over there.

feels okay mayne

Well that sounds like a bad situation

>now he speaks German

It gets even better, the whole town doesn't have water

Wow, that sounds even shittier. Are you coming back home, or do you have to stay over there?

Believe it or not I don't have any priors
Stop being such a cheeky cunt all the time.

I do whatever the fuck I want.

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Me voy mañana, no va a hacer agua hasta el Lunes, y voy a llevar a mi lab partner al aeropuerto

Stop ignoring us

Cabrón que casa más tea
QUE FEA CARAJO
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I'll stop ignoring you when you stop speaking Mexican

>no va a hacer agua hasta el Lunes
That's fucked.

Have a safe trip.

It was the best layout I could use to house 8 decent sized bedrooms.

>implying Val gives a crap about how big her room is
she'd be happy with the broom closet

Luckily we have no Mexicans in the group

PK spends most of his time playing chess due to wanting to up his logic skill

Bahamanon is having eggs and bacon with toast at 4pm the absolute madman

And Jamaicanon is having a moment while eating ice cream which he likes so much.

The dancing in this house is too much.

I have seen the light.
And the light is latina.

way too much

for real

explain, did you see qt latina recently or something?

What's my character doing/has done?

James memed so badly Bahamanon and PK got embarrassed

Meanwhile, portuanon is getting fit for some reason.

then he goes up to do some hardocre match-3

So far he mostly plays on the computer and eats. I've only tracked what they have done on 1 day. Most have not started working yet.

Lmao looks exactly like real life kek.

and ends his day with ice cream.

Isn't that Portuanon tho?

Bahamanon got pissed at Val because she was being a kunt about the toilet.

Got a Reality Kings subscription and binge watched 8th Street Latinas. Other races can't compete.

After that she got sassy because Portuanon played a prank on her.

Poor Bahamanon he can;t even look at the toilet anymore.

yeah. I just wrote the stuff beforehand.

PK wont stop playing chess. It's literally all he does during the afternoon.

Val's gotta stop eating kebab

Jamaicanon seems to love singing.

Question lads, do you know many Brits living in the Caribbean, and if so what jobs do they do?

Thinking of moving on from here in a year or two, want to do something different 2bh

Seems like bahamanon is having mixed feelings about the toilet too.

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I see.

Have you tried watching porn in VR yet?

I don't have the means to. It looks like it would be boring anyways, at least for now.

I'm probably thinking, "that is one fancy toilet". Also, definitely not going to shit in front of everyone here.

>I don't have the means to.
If you have a good enough phone you can try it with cardboard I think.

>It looks like it would be boring anyways, at least for now.
I thought that, but it is something else. I tired it, and there was this asian girl sitting in my chest and for some reason I felt her hair everytime she got closer to my face and I had to take it off because I felt weird. I have not tried it again tho.

There were to shitty toilets at first, but they kept breaking and no one fixed them, so I replaced the one upstairs with a fancy one, and left the one downstairs like it was, to see if anyone can get bothered to repair it.

I'll give it a try but I'll probably stick to my humble latina booties in 2D. I don't want to get too desensitized to normal stuff.

Hello Valèrie. What did you eat for dinner?

Shrimp + vegetables + mashed potatoes. How about you?

>but I'll probably stick to my humble latina booties in 2D. I don't want to get too desensitized to normal stuff.
I see. Well, enjoy your latina booties my man.

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why everyone in caribbean hate haitians?

They're the most undesirable.

i for one support my haitian brethren in their struggle against evil caucasian oppressors

why did he bleach
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Sverige, ja!

i'm a domi diaspora

>tip = tax

ancap was a mistake

why haiti is only country in caribbean with history and culture?

>only 10% of population in haiti has internet
>ywn banter with haitian online

This would be scary accurate if I was also standing still like Val

Fuck off, we only want Spanish dicc

Pic related

Because they get rekt left right and center

> Sounds like a busy day. Were you building something with that?
Yes
The only evil that's oppressing them is from that voodoo that they do
Ah so you're from the Commonwealth of Dominica

what is happening /carib/?

Of course the Swede opens his prison suitcase for yet another horde of dark skinned savages.

ooga booga ooba nooga

Doing "stuff" making waves

Oi cribbycrabs are you allowed to ride in the back of a pickup in your cunt

Fuck him

I hate that nigga for advocating bleaching

No more Soap clapping

>tfw no /carib/ gf

Legally no, but we do it anyway.

No, but we don't care

Hell the police themselves do it

So far, I woke up.

The worst of feels.

How are my cribmens doing today? Any big news?

yo my man sf, it's been a while. How are you doing?

ooui booui oobui noogui

pirate me a gf pls

>So far, I woke up.
whatchu having for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs? Got cereal fatigue.

Do you eat cereal most days?

Wow, rude

That or toast. What about you fampai?

Friday has come, it's time to rest (in peace).