1. Your cuntry?

>1. Your cuntry?
>2. Does chocolate belong on top of a pizza?

Germany
Yes

Why do Krauts exist ?

That's cake, not pizza.

In Spain we had a Kit-Kat pizza. It didn't look as the advertisment.

the packaging says pizza

This is the worst crime Germans have ever committed.
I feel ashamed.

no
yes, of course

If I wrote "GOLD" on box full of dirt, how much gold would be in it?

I've had one. They aren't disgusting or anything but just a bit shit.

Leaf
No

If I wrote "brain" on your forehead, how many IQ points would be in?

That looks tasty, just don't call it a pizza.

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cinnamon and icing is better

It's pretty good but I would share it with someone else the next time because it has almost 1000 calories and a fuckton of sugar

Dr. Oetker needs to get their shit together.

Their new products are all awfull .. who the fuck came up with the 'Pizza burger'? Who do they think we are, Americans??

They also introduced some pretty good pizza here recently. Fish with a white sauce for example

I tried that and it was delicious

that doesn't make it up for shit like this

Yeah that looks disgusting, I've never seen anyone buying it.

Why.

that is delicious as well.. my friends from the university buy that all the time

Isn't this pretty much a fucked up pastry though? It doesn't have tomato sauce or cheese etc.

>buying lidl shit

Dr. Oetker is not Lidl shit you mong

You should be ashamed of yourself

Dr. Oetker may not be Lidl shit but it is shit, i honestly dont understand why you continentals love them so much when there are far better frozen pizzas on the market

America
Sure why the hell not

>when there are far better frozen pizzas on the market
For example? Dr. Oetker is the best frozen pizza here. Much better than Wagner or discounter shit. However some larger stores have imported frozen pizza from Italy, they're better of course, but hard to find

here only lidl sells that brand so they're lidl tier shit.

>Germany
>Chocolate
We all know that you shouldn't trust Germany's "chocolate"

sure, even this pizza with cheese and guava paste is pretty popular here, and I think it's been common for pizza places to offer chocolate pizza since at least the 90s

I've never had either though

Have you never eaten pizza alla nutella? it's not like it need to be salty to be a pizza.

kek

the best frozen pizza on the market

US cultural victory imminent.

We put anime in ours.

>crispy outside
>soft inside
sounds scandi

qual o nome da pizzaria?

I've had a chocolate pizza before but it was at those dessert restaurant things

1. Mexico
2. Yes

germans are subhumans

Does pizza belong in a sub?

Yes.

>big americans

>your waifu will always smell like pepperoni from now on

GIBS

Why do Germans have the most successful frozen pizza in the world as opposed to Burgers and Wops?

because german food is shit

Dr Oetker frozen pizza is pretty good, it's not really a pizza but who cares. Frozen pizzas in general lately are stepping up in quality

German food is great though. Nothing beats a German lunch with all the nice fresh breads and cheeses and meats.

This is agod ATIER, BUT THE BSUCH AS ONIONS, HAM AND MEST ONE IS THE big american WITH MORE TOPPINGA AIS

>Have you never eaten pizza alla nutella?
I'm still a human being.

It looked like shit tbqh

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>Much better than Wagner
Nothing beats their Speciale when it comes to frozen pizza desu

I'm Greek